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$100 Later
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Sooo I played a joke on a co-worker.. I hid his car keys.
Well it was me and Christina who did it because we found his keys and we are both tricksters.
Soooo we put his keys inside the first aid cabinet. Then we left and forgot about it because we got off work before he did.
Sooo it's two days later and I get back to work and I forgot about the whole thing, then I hear the guy talking about losing his keys and having to get a ride home and take the bus to work and needing to have a new keys made for his car and so on..

Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .
Still funny though.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
#14056343 - 03/02/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
#14056397 - 03/02/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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DUDE! I'd be pissed! That's comedy gold though.
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I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.
Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer
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Some guy at my work put a bunch of hole punched dots in my car ac system. When I went to start my car I was showered in hole punched dots while he laughed hysterically.
Years after I still had dots flying in my face every time I started my ac.
He will get over it
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Well dude was 3rd shift and would spend time pranking the entire office... we just got back at him once and he couldn't take it. I'm really a nice guy, really!
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
#14056438 - 03/02/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .

did you have to give him the hundo?
or did you do it on your own?
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"you lost your keys...?"
"Yeah it really sucks"
"hahaha... oh yeah well quess what? "
"huh? oh yeah and I had to pay 100$ for new keys and to get drived around"
"100$!?!?!?!?''
"that sucks you lost your keys bro "
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hiding his keys...? What a prank.
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slapphappypill said: I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.
Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer
hmmm?
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ifoundwaldo said: DUDE! I'd be pissed! That's comedy gold though.
Comedy gold for sure.. Ha.. we hid his keys in the morning thinking he would notice and then forgot about it once we got busy.
He was about to order a new car alarm key chain when I told him.
He is a good sport and took the money gladly.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
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OK so how are you going to prank him again? Hide his keys again? Buy a cup of crickets at pets mart and put them in his car.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: lacma50]
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slapphappypill said: I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.
Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer
hmmm?

hahaha how lame to lie about something like that
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Re: $100 Later [Re: lacma50]
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slapphappypill said: I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.
Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer
hmmm?

haha yeah! except we put cardboard all around so when he pulled the side he had no idea what was about to happen, funny shit!
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How old is this guy and where do you work?
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You can buy crickets cheap this time of year. They are usually overpopulated in most areas. It is the perfect prank.
No fuss no muss.
Except for the guy with crickets in his car.
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If he asks you to pay $100 because the crickets destroyed the circuitry in his dashboard. Just don't give it to him. Don't take any crap this is a prank war.
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Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them.
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Hakim0777 said: Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. 
That makes no sense the lizard would eat all the crickets!
Then you would just have a stupid little lizard doing lizard things in the car
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Hakim0777 said: Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. 
That makes no sense the lizard would eat all the crickets!
Then you would just have a stupid little lizard doing lizard things in the car
nah I had anolas or whatever those litte fucks are called. They get full and then hide around hehehehe
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ok fine if you want to ruin a perfectly good prank then buy an anola lizard along with the crickets. It will definately increase the cost of this prank.
Who know how much a fucking anola lizard costs?
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R.J. Schiffler said: How old is this guy and where do you work?
Dunno and a place called WAND
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R.J. Schiffler said: ok fine if you want to ruin a perfectly good prank then buy an anola lizard along with the crickets. It will definately increase the cost of this prank.
Who know how much a fucking anola lizard costs?
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R.J. Schiffler said: How old is this guy and where do you work?
Dunno and a place called WAND
20's 30's 40's? What is WAND an acronym for? I have another prank idea do you want to hear it?
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It involves a penis...
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White And Nagger Dicks?
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
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The cricket thing was done in an episode on MTV and what are people thinking about lizards? The packing peanut thing is something I've done before and I plan on doing again this april first All pranks have been done before, nothing is new.
It was harmless enough when we thought about it but when we forgot about it, thats when it turned into a real debacle.
Still funny though.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
#14056984 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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superglue everything, super glue a dildo on top of his monitor
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PreparationH said: cut his brakes

Shit in his air filter or make some shroom chocolates and leave them in his office(make it look like you were going to put some papers on his desk to fool the cameras)
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Oh also, put laxatives in the shroom chocolates
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that would be a waste of good laxatives mushrooms always make me poop by themselves
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
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GabbaDj said: The cricket thing was done in an episode on MTV and what are people thinking about lizards? The packing peanut thing is something I've done before and I plan on doing again this april first All pranks have been done before, nothing is new.
It was harmless enough when we thought about it but when we forgot about it, thats when it turned into a real debacle.
Still funny though.
Ok, nancy boy have you ever heard of this?
Draw a picture of a large throbbing penis. Put said penis in the gas door of your enemies car. Put a note on pic of penis saying "hand to driver"
When your enemy goes to the gas station he will receive a pic of a large unwanted penis.
You win.
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why would it say hand to driver? the driver is usually the one pumping the gas
do you live in jersey?
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PreparationH said: superglue everything, super glue a dildo on top of his monitor
Funny.. Before this guy went on vacation our boss replaced his knives in his tool box with vibrators.. It was great to watch him open that up and find a big purple dildo in his tool box.
In my business, the day before vacation is a free day, it's a day when we do nothing but walk around and rub in the face of everyone else that we will be on vacation.
Looking back.. I seem to be the one who instigates most of all of this..
Still funny.
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yes i live in nj and i forgot everyone pumps their own gas. NJ can't be the only one?
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I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too. Its weird just sitting there while some heeb puts his nozzle in your hole. I would rather do it myself.
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haha yeah man Jersey is the only one. suck for you
no left turns either
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jug handles and circles are so much better than left hand turns. Left hand turns are for retards.
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R.J. Schiffler said: jug handles and circles are so much better than left hand turns. Left hand turns are for retards.
no. jersey is for retards.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
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GabbaDj said:
Sooo I played a joke on a co-worker.. I hid his car keys.
Well it was me and Christina who did it because we found his keys and we are both tricksters.
Soooo we put his keys inside the first aid cabinet. Then we left and forgot about it because we got off work before he did.
Sooo it's two days later and I get back to work and I forgot about the whole thing, then I hear the guy talking about losing his keys and having to get a ride home and take the bus to work and needing to have a new keys made for his car and so on..

Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .
Still funny though.

Next time you should just wire some dynamite to his ignition. He'll be laughing about your practical joke all the way to the hospital!
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what proud state do you live in nancy boy?
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come up with a new insult dude down here in the commonwealth of virginia we dont take kindly to unoriginal insults
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whats wrong with nancy boy? I call everyone nancy boy. Its not an insult just a love bite. Virginia is a beautiful state.
When you think of NJ do you think jersey shore type people?
Im getting that vibe from you.
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i think of the south park episode, its a jersey thing
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laugh out loud (its a jersey thing)
That's north jersey people who are closer to new york. People from south jersey are like the complete opposite. Im just a suburbanite nancy boy who likes to put crickets in peoples cars.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said: Next time you should just wire some dynamite to his ignition. He'll be laughing about your practical joke all the way to the hospital!
I dont know if they still sell them but there's a firework you put under the hood of a car, wire it to the coil and a ground and when they start the car it starts whistling and blowing shitloads of smoke and a few loud pops ' I used to love those things
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not necessarily I've got some friends from jersey and I met some cool people when I went to Asbury Park like a year ago.
The beeach was nice, I was tripping L after a concert and spent the night chilling on the beach smoking joints with my girlfriend.
not all of jersey is bad and not everyone from jersey is bad
but I think you've got a higher percentage of douche bags then most other places
and alot of jersey looks like this

I'm damn glad I live in Virginia
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but I think you've got a higher percentage of douche bags then most other places
u got that right its just so densely populated
NJ beaches are kind of dirty when you actually go into the water. There is just a lot of shit floating around. its gross.
Virginia is nice I have driven through there to visit my cousin in TN.
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ok gabba scratch the penis prank just do the cricket prank its your only hope.
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R.J. Schiffler said: I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too. Its weird just sitting there while some heeb puts his nozzle in your hole. I would rather do it myself.
Ah damn, finally some legislation in Oregon I can get behind. They are actaully thinking of letting us pump our own gas. Of course the bill still requires one pump to be full service at all stations but wahooo.
I hate waiting for some "I hate my job guy" to get over to me and actually do something I could have done minutes ago.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: 4runner]
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When I think of new jersey I think of the disgusting bay smell in many areas, Atlantic city being over run by crack heads, dick head police everywhere, and a state with the worst gun laws in the union.
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Wait wait WAIT.....Some states don't even let you pump your own fucking gas? IN AMERICA?
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That'd be new jersey. I have no problem with it though, winter sucks, when I'm in jersey some dude stands out there and does that shit
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KrishnaDreamer
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i had someone pump my gas once, they stole my gas cap. fuckers.
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PreparationH
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I'm about to start drawing big penises and putting them in my gas door. lul when the guy pulls it out and sees the monstrous cock I drew for him.
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bbl337
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Registered: 02/12/09
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Quote:
R.J. Schiffler said: yes i live in nj and i forgot everyone pumps their own gas. NJ can't be the only one?
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Registered: 01/17/09
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Loc: America, FUCK YEAH
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there's a classic prank I've always wanted to do.
you fill somebody's room/ apartment/ house wall to wall ceiling to floor with helium balloons
bonus points if you use No2
but i wouldn't wanna waste all that No2
bonus points if you do it while they're sleeping so that they wake up encased in balloons
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bbl337
genetic material is Ar based



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Re: $100 Later [Re: Salomon]
#14059159 - 03/03/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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also, just wanna say, i fucking hate when i cant pump my gas if i'm in nj. I always tell them 93 octane, and half the fucking time they try to put in 87. tuned evo = will knock if they put that shit in
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