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$100 Later
    #14056325 - 03/02/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:partykid:Sooo I played a joke on a co-worker..  I hid his car keys.

Well it was me and Christina who did it because we found his keys and we are both tricksters.

Soooo we put his keys inside the first aid cabinet.  Then we left and forgot about it because we got off work before he did.

Sooo it's two days later and I get back to work and I forgot about the whole thing, then I hear the guy talking about losing his keys and having to get a ride home and take the bus to work and needing to have a new keys made for his car and so on..

:eek:

Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .









Still funny though.
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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056343 - 03/02/11 06:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Did he laugh?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056397 - 03/02/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

DUDE! I'd be pissed! That's comedy gold though.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: ModularMind]
    #14056399 - 03/02/11 06:57 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.

Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer


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Re: $100 Later [Re: slapphappypill] * 1
    #14056412 - 03/02/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Some guy at my work put a bunch of hole punched dots in my car ac system.  When I went to start my car I was showered in hole punched dots while he laughed hysterically. 

Years after I still had dots flying in my face every time I started my ac. 

He will get over it

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Re: $100 Later [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14056415 - 03/02/11 07:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wow, you guys are some assholes. :nonono:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14056435 - 03/02/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well dude was 3rd shift and would spend time pranking the entire office... we just got back at him once and he couldn't take it. I'm really a nice guy, really! :ashstrobe:  :shrug:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056438 - 03/02/11 07:06 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:partykid:

Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .

:borat:




did you have to give him the hundo?


or did you do it on your own?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14056448 - 03/02/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"you lost your keys...?"

"Yeah it really sucks"

"hahaha... oh yeah well quess what? :Trollface:"

"huh? oh yeah and I had to pay 100$ for new keys and to get drived around"

"100$!?!?!?!?''



















































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Re: $100 Later [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #14056454 - 03/02/11 07:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

hiding his keys...?  What a prank.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14056463 - 03/02/11 07:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.

Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer




hmmm?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14056466 - 03/02/11 07:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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hiding his keys...?  What a prank.



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Re: $100 Later [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14056475 - 03/02/11 07:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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DUDE! I'd be pissed! That's comedy gold though.




Comedy gold for sure..  Ha..  we hid his keys in the morning thinking he would notice and then forgot about it once we got busy.

He was about to order a new car alarm key chain when I told him.





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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056481 - 03/02/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

OK so how are you going to prank him again?  Hide his keys again?  Buy a cup of crickets at pets mart and put them in his car.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: lacma50]
    #14056585 - 03/02/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.

Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer




hmmm?




hahaha how lame to lie about something like that


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056732 - 03/02/11 08:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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OK so how are you going to prank him again?  Hide his keys again?  Buy a cup of crickets at pets mart and put them in his car.




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Re: $100 Later [Re: Hakim0777] * 1
    #14056743 - 03/02/11 08:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: $100 Later [Re: lacma50]
    #14056759 - 03/02/11 08:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I filled a dude's work cube with packing peanuts to the top, boxed it in, taped it up on all sides. Then when dude came in for 3rd shift, we watchd on the work cams as he opened his cube and all the packing peanuts fell everywhere.

Long story short, we watched for 4 hours as he threw the shit all over the entire workplace! haha! he didn't work there much longer




hmmm?






haha yeah! except we put cardboard all around so when he pulled the side he had no idea what was about to happen, funny shit!


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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14056761 - 03/02/11 08:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

How old is this guy and where do you work?


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    #14056777 - 03/02/11 08:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

You can buy crickets cheap this time of year.  They are usually overpopulated in most areas.  It is the perfect prank.

No fuss no muss.

Except for the guy with crickets in his car.


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    #14056791 - 03/02/11 08:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

If he asks you to pay $100 because the crickets destroyed the circuitry in his dashboard.  Just don't give it to him.  Don't take any crap this is a prank war.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056806 - 03/02/11 08:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. :lol:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14056827 - 03/02/11 08:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. :lol:




That makes no sense the lizard would eat all the crickets!

Then you would just have a stupid little lizard doing lizard things in the car


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Lol put a little lizard in there too so when he gets in theres not only like a hundred crickets but a crazed lizard dashing around eating them. :lol:




That makes no sense the lizard would eat all the crickets!

Then you would just have a stupid little lizard doing lizard things in the car




nah I had anolas or whatever those litte fucks are called. They get full and then hide around hehehehe


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    #14056885 - 03/02/11 08:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ok fine if you want to ruin a perfectly good prank then buy an anola lizard along with the crickets.  It will definately increase the cost of this prank.

Who know how much a fucking anola lizard costs?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056903 - 03/02/11 08:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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How old is this guy and where do you work?



Dunno and a place called WAND


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ok fine if you want to ruin a perfectly good prank then buy an anola lizard along with the crickets.  It will definately increase the cost of this prank.

Who know how much a fucking anola lizard costs?




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Re: $100 Later [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14056913 - 03/02/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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How old is this guy and where do you work?



Dunno and a place called WAND





20's 30's 40's?  What is WAND an acronym for?  I have another prank idea do you want to hear it?


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    #14056950 - 03/02/11 08:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

It involves a penis...


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14056968 - 03/02/11 08:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056980 - 03/02/11 08:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The cricket thing was done in an episode on MTV and what are people thinking about lizards?  The packing peanut thing is something I've done before and I plan on doing again this april first  All pranks have been done before, nothing is new.

It was harmless enough when we thought about it but when we forgot about it, thats when it turned into a real debacle.




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    #14056983 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha

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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056984 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

superglue everything, super glue a dildo on top of his monitor


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    #14056985 - 03/02/11 08:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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cut his brakes



:ilold:

Shit in his air filter or make some shroom chocolates:stirthepot: and leave them in his office(make it look like you were going to put some papers on his desk to fool the cameras)


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    #14056988 - 03/02/11 08:47 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Oh also, put laxatives in the shroom chocolates


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Wise Toad]
    #14056994 - 03/02/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Oh also, put laxatives in the shroom chocolates




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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14056995 - 03/02/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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The cricket thing was done in an episode on MTV and what are people thinking about lizards?  The packing peanut thing is something I've done before and I plan on doing again this april first  All pranks have been done before, nothing is new.

It was harmless enough when we thought about it but when we forgot about it, thats when it turned into a real debacle.




Still funny though.





Ok, nancy boy have you ever heard of this?

Draw a picture of a large throbbing penis.  Put said penis in the gas door of your enemies car.  Put a note on pic of penis saying "hand to driver"

When your enemy goes to the gas station he will receive a pic of a large unwanted penis.

You win.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057004 - 03/02/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

why would it say hand to driver? the driver is usually the one pumping the gas

do you live in jersey?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14057010 - 03/02/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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superglue everything, super glue a dildo on top of his monitor




Funny..  Before this guy went on vacation our boss replaced his knives in his tool box with vibrators..  It was great to watch him open that up and find a big purple dildo in his tool box.

In my business, the day before vacation is a free day, it's a day when we do nothing but walk around and rub in the face of everyone else that we will be on vacation.





Looking back..  I seem to be the one who instigates most of all of this..   


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #14057011 - 03/02/11 08:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yes i live in nj and i forgot everyone pumps their own gas.  NJ can't be the only one?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057031 - 03/02/11 08:56 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too.  Its weird just sitting there while some heeb puts his nozzle in your hole.  I would rather do it myself.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057056 - 03/02/11 09:03 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha yeah man Jersey is the only one. suck for you

no left turns either
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Re: $100 Later [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #14057068 - 03/02/11 09:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

jug handles and circles are so much better than left hand turns.  Left hand turns are for retards.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057081 - 03/02/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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jug handles and circles are so much better than left hand turns.  Left hand turns are for retards.




no. jersey is for retards.

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I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too.




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Re: $100 Later [Re: GabbaDj]
    #14057084 - 03/02/11 09:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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:partykid:Sooo I played a joke on a co-worker..  I hid his car keys.

Well it was me and Christina who did it because we found his keys and we are both tricksters.

Soooo we put his keys inside the first aid cabinet.  Then we left and forgot about it because we got off work before he did.

Sooo it's two days later and I get back to work and I forgot about the whole thing, then I hear the guy talking about losing his keys and having to get a ride home and take the bus to work and needing to have a new keys made for his car and so on..

:eek:

Long story short I had to give the guy $100 today .









Still funny though.
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Next time you should just wire some dynamite to his ignition.  He'll be laughing about your practical joke all the way to the hospital!


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #14057093 - 03/02/11 09:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

what proud state do you live in nancy boy?


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler] * 1
    #14057125 - 03/02/11 09:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Ok, nancy boy have you ever heard of this?




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what proud state do you live in nancy boy?




come up with a new insult dude
down here in the commonwealth of virginia we dont take kindly to unoriginal insults


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #14057146 - 03/02/11 09:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

whats wrong with nancy boy? I call everyone nancy boy.  Its not an insult just a love bite.  Virginia is a beautiful state. 

When you think of NJ do you think jersey shore type people?

Im getting that vibe from you.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057167 - 03/02/11 09:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i think of the south park episode, its a jersey thing


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Re: $100 Later [Re: slapphappypill]
    #14057181 - 03/02/11 09:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

laugh out loud (its a jersey thing)

That's north jersey people who are closer to new york.  People from south jersey are like the complete opposite.  Im just a suburbanite nancy boy who likes to put crickets in peoples cars.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: deCypher]
    #14057184 - 03/02/11 09:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Next time you should just wire some dynamite to his ignition.  He'll be laughing about your practical joke all the way to the hospital!





I dont know if they still sell them but there's a firework you put under the
hood of a car, wire it to the coil and a ground and when they start the car
it starts whistling and blowing shitloads of smoke and a few loud pops
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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057191 - 03/02/11 09:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

not necessarily I've got some friends from jersey and I met some cool people when I went to Asbury Park like a year ago.

The beeach was nice, I was tripping L after a concert and spent the night chilling on the beach smoking joints with my girlfriend.

not all of jersey is bad and
not everyone from jersey is bad

but I think you've got a higher percentage of douche bags then most other places

and alot of jersey looks like this


I'm damn glad I live in Virginia


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Dr. P. Silocybin]
    #14057214 - 03/02/11 09:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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but I think you've got a higher percentage of douche bags then most other places

u got that right its just so densely populated

NJ beaches are kind of dirty when you actually go into the water.  There is just a lot of shit floating around.  its gross.

Virginia is nice I have driven through there to visit my cousin in TN.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057247 - 03/02/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ok gabba scratch the penis prank just do the cricket prank its your only hope.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14057330 - 03/02/11 10:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I hate the fact that we can't pump are own gas too.  Its weird just sitting there while some heeb puts his nozzle in your hole.  I would rather do it myself.




Ah damn, finally some legislation in Oregon I can get behind. They are actaully thinking of letting us pump our own gas. Of course the bill still requires one pump to be full service at all stations but wahooo.

I hate waiting for some "I hate my job guy" to get over to me and actually do something I could have done minutes ago.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: 4runner]
    #14057435 - 03/02/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

When I think of new jersey I think of the disgusting bay smell in many areas, Atlantic city being over run by crack heads, dick head police everywhere, and a state with the worst gun laws in the union.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14058332 - 03/03/11 03:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Wait wait WAIT.....Some states don't even let you pump your own fucking gas? IN AMERICA? :rofl:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14058577 - 03/03/11 06:48 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

That'd be new jersey.  I have no problem with it though, winter sucks, when I'm in jersey some dude stands out there and does that shit :haha:


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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14058723 - 03/03/11 08:17 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i had someone pump my gas once, they stole my gas cap. fuckers.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14059119 - 03/03/11 10:25 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I'm about to start drawing big penises and putting them in my gas door.  lul when the guy pulls it out and sees the monstrous cock I drew for him.


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Re: $100 Later [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14059138 - 03/03/11 10:29 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yes i live in nj and i forgot everyone pumps their own gas.  NJ can't be the only one?




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Re: $100 Later [Re: PreparationH]
    #14059149 - 03/03/11 10:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

there's a classic prank I've always wanted to do.

you fill somebody's room/ apartment/ house wall to wall ceiling to floor with helium balloons


bonus points if you use No2


but i wouldn't wanna waste all that No2


bonus points if you do it while they're sleeping so that they wake up encased in balloons


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Re: $100 Later [Re: Salomon]
    #14059159 - 03/03/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

also, just wanna say, i fucking hate when i cant pump my gas if i'm in nj.  I always tell them 93 octane, and half the fucking time they try to put in 87.  tuned evo = will knock if they put that shit in


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