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InvisibleBuckthorn
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If I were to kill myself again, right now
    #14051882 - 03/01/11 10:58 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Here's how I would do it.

First I'd take off my clothes

Then I'd drink an entire carton of YooHoo

Then I would go somewhere where I know I would be remembered

Then I would take scissors and begin to cut my throat until I woke up dead
:shrug:

how would u kill urself RIGHT NOW

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Buckthorn]
    #14051937 - 03/01/11 11:04 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

somehow rip myself in half, vertically

or "forget" to deploy my parachute

Edited by mirrorsnfuturestuf (03/01/11 11:05 PM)

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Buckthorn]
    #14051951 - 03/01/11 11:06 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

My friend had told me of a way they want to go, and I think if i were to ever kill myself i'd have to do it the same way.

wrap cheese wire around your throat and superglue your hands to your head and jump off something high so it looks like you ripped your head off.


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: mirrorsnfuturestuf]
    #14051955 - 03/01/11 11:06 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Seen that happen before to my boy spongebob.

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Buckthorn] * 1
    #14051960 - 03/01/11 11:07 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I uh....I wouldn't.


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Buckthorn]
    #14052009 - 03/01/11 11:15 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

The thread title seems a bit strange. If you were to kill yourself "again"...

What the fuck does that mean?


And just for discussion sake. I'd probably take a .40 to the head or maybe a 12 guage with buckshot.

Although there's always the possibility that I'd just take off my seatbelt on a highway and slam into a tree at 120mph.

But, for today my life is worth living. So I'll reserve those options if shit gets unmanageable. But believe you me, none of that cry for help swallowing pills bullshit. It's either all or nothing.

I'm sick of that cry for help bullshit you hear in the news all the time. You either do it or you don't. There's no gray area when it comes to suicide. It's black and white.


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14052022 - 03/01/11 11:18 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Ive always wanted to jump off of the empire state building. I was planning on jumping off of some building like a year ago but i got over the hump and ended up on a better path. But thats still the way i wanted to do it.

Or another way would be to drive really fucking fast (120mph+) into a concrete wall. For some reason i wanted to leave a gory aftermath


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Buckthorn] * 1
    #14052033 - 03/01/11 11:19 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Enpo said:


Then I would take scissors and begin to cut my throat until I woke up dead
:shrug:




Wow, I never realized you could wake up dead :rofl:


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14052034 - 03/01/11 11:19 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

WakeboardrB said:
The thread title seems a bit strange. If you were to kill yourself "again"...

What the fuck does that mean?






HAHA! FOOLISH MORTAL U LOSE AND ARE NOW CURSED

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Ballerium]
    #14052057 - 03/01/11 11:24 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Enpo said:


Then I would take scissors and begin to cut my throat until I woke up dead
:shrug:




Wow, I never realized you could wake up dead :rofl:




Of course you can :super:



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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14052058 - 03/01/11 11:24 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

I think most observation decks of tall buildings have guard wire to keep people from jumping.

There's always San Fransisco bridge, which is like the suicide capital of the world. But they've installed safety nets and there are constant patrols and watchouts for people trying to jump.

Watch the documentary The Bridge. It's all about the bay bridge and suicide. Kinda depressing since they caught at least one person jumping from the bridge, but man that movie rocked me to the core.


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14052067 - 03/01/11 11:26 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

masterfluffypants said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Quote:

Enpo said:


Then I would take scissors and begin to cut my throat until I woke up dead
:shrug:




Wow, I never realized you could wake up dead :rofl:




Of course you can :super:






:lolsy:

Fuck, my stomach hurts now from laughing so hard.


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: WakeboardrB]
    #14052076 - 03/01/11 11:27 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

id play frogger on the 5 freeway in los angeles

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Ballerium]
    #14052079 - 03/01/11 11:27 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

:laugh2: This made me ROFL too


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14052648 - 03/02/11 02:34 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Do a bunch of adderall.
Blow up police cruisers with molotov cocktails.
Stab government employees.
Mail anthrax to police stations.
Then blow myself up in a courthouse.

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: ToastedTubby]
    #14052656 - 03/02/11 02:39 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

1 gram of heroin, baby.

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: ToastedTubby]
    #14052658 - 03/02/11 02:41 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

tie a noose of cheese wire around my neck (having tied one end to a high story balcony, superglue my hand to my head and hopefully the wire would cut clean through and it would seem like i ripped my own head off...but seriously it would be an opiate overodse or a shotgun blast to the head with a note saying sorry for the mess


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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Invisible_Woe]
    #14052668 - 03/02/11 02:43 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

How about somehow rigging up a machine to bury you alive?

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14052677 - 03/02/11 02:49 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Most adventurous> I would walk towards the mountains, and eat all the psychedelics I could. No pills or anything like that. Just crazy drugs, hoping in the long run Id kill myself doing something stupid wandering around the hills for days. Mostly die from exposure. There is the off chance I would fail and be discovered and rescued though...

If I wanted to get the job done though...high fall. Maybe a building or a really high cliff. Ive decided in the past that if I do kill myself, it will be remembered, and talked about. A victorious suicide. Something my friends and family can laugh at, at the funeral. I dont want to be pitied as a depressed jack ass. I want to remembered as I was: a silly jack ass.

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Re: If I were to kill myself again, right now [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14052695 - 03/02/11 02:59 AM (13 years, 3 days ago)

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I dont want to be pitied as a depressed jack ass. I want to remembered as I was: a silly jack ass.




i decided a while ago, if at all possible, there will be a bar (open preferably) and upbeat music at my funeral...fuck being depressed i want people laughing at my funeral...i feel like if someone mourns for someone the mourned is also mourning the living


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