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InvisibleBallerium
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:zomgwtf:
    #14051129 - 03/01/11 09:00 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

:zomgwtf:

I just got back from the gas station. You'd think it wouldn't be such a big deal to go to the gas station, right? People go all the time to get random shit.

I am so fucking sick of my mom asking me where I'm going and why and how long I'm going to be gone and otherwise just being nosey.

When I told her we were going a minute ago, she said "What's with you guys going out riding around so late at night all of a sudden?" Because my boyfriend has a little ricer car and some nights he just likes to get out and go cruising and whatnot. Normal, right? Apparently not to her. Now she's all suspicious about why we're riding around late at night. It just pisses me off that I can't even go to the gas station without having to tell her why. I'm fucking 24 years old. Then she wants to know what I'm getting and why can't it wait until tomorrow when it's daylight. WTF is so wrong with going out at night time?

I went and got a candybar and some air freshener, which was my main reason for going, since I have to be so stealth about my weed smoking habits. So I walk back in and she looks at the bag and even has to comment on how "full" it looks because of the air freshener being in there.

I wish she would get a life. She is unemployed with no friends and never goes anywhere. It's so frustrating, I never get any alone time and I can't move out because of my piddly ass part time job and going to school.

Anyway I probably seem like I'm whining about nothing but I'm just stressed and needed to vent and hoping that someone else can relate :sad:


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium] * 1
    #14051165 - 03/01/11 09:06 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

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Because my boyfriend has a little ricer car and some nights he just likes to get out and go cruising and whatnot. Normal, right?





No.



Who does that?

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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051166 - 03/01/11 09:06 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

move the fuck out then

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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051177 - 03/01/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

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ToastedTubby said:
move the fuck out then




Quote:

Ballerium said:
I can't move out because of my piddly ass part time job and going to school.





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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Cascadian]
    #14051184 - 03/01/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

You mean to tell me you've never had the itch to get out of the house and just go ride around for a little while?


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051190 - 03/01/11 09:09 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051196 - 03/01/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

I used to be just like you, would hate my mom asking me dumb shit, then I moved out, now I miss her because she was always just lookin out.



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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: ToastedTubby]
    #14051198 - 03/01/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

I remember those days, its why I moved out when I was 16 :lol:
Just make up random bullshit whenever she asks, shes gonna be suspicious either way might as well give her a reason.

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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051199 - 03/01/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

I don't have a ricer and whenever I get stressed I'll go for a drive.  If the weather is nice I go for a drive.  If I feel like getting some adrenaline I go for a drive.


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051203 - 03/01/11 09:11 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

No, but this weird ass video will make you forget about it
:confused:

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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: ToastedTubby]
    #14051218 - 03/01/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

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PreparationH said:
I used to be just like you, would hate my mom asking me dumb shit, then I moved out, now I miss her because she was always just lookin out.







Yeah, I realize she cares and is looking out, but to be fair, she is also more nosey than the average person. She has a pair of binoculars just so she can look out the windows and spy on our neighbors across the lake. When we are in a restaurant in a booth, she will tell us to shh so she can listen to the conversations of the people in the booths behind her. It's just a little grating at times.

When I purchase something at a store, she has to see what I bought, and wants to know how much I spent. Whenever I get mail, she barely gives me enough time to open it before she barges in asking what it is that I got. I may do drugs, but other than that I think I've been a pretty good child and haven't done anything stupid or reckless to make her so suspicious of me. I feel like her nosey-ness is just a little undeserved at times.


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Beats and waves will take me to my grave and when I go there I know that I won't be alone 'cause I've been spotted, blotted, many many times before.


Edited by Ballerium (03/01/11 09:15 PM)

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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: PreparationH]
    #14051222 - 03/01/11 09:15 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

My dad does the same shit. I went out a few weeks ago at 10:30 and after I left he calls me and goes "whoa I didn't realize it was so late... sounds like a party over there." ... It was just me and 2 other people with a basketball game on in the background. It's kind of annoying, but I think he's just bored. He calls me about stupid shit all the time but I figure he just wants someone to talk to.


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium] * 3
    #14051244 - 03/01/11 09:19 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

maybe your mom is just trolling your ass for the lulz


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: F0SS1L]
    #14051245 - 03/01/11 09:19 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

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Caine said:
No, but this weird ass video will make you forget about it
:confused:





That is indeed a strange ass video. I'll have to watch it later when I'm high :rofl:

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F0SS1L said:
My dad does the same shit. I went out a few weeks ago at 10:30 and after I left he calls me and goes "whoa I didn't realize it was so late... sounds like a party over there." ... It was just me and 2 other people with a basketball game on in the background. It's kind of annoying, but I think he's just bored. He calls me about stupid shit all the time.




Haha, I don't know why but that just made me chuckle. What gets me is that they think 10:30 is so late. It's really quite early actually. My mom thinks that way and it's like she thinks only bad people who are up to no good are out after 10pm :facepalm:


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051252 - 03/01/11 09:21 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

There were a couple more weird ones by the same dude.


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: masterharf]
    #14051261 - 03/01/11 09:22 PM (13 years, 4 days ago)

Quote:

masterharf said:
maybe your mom is just trolling your ass for the lulz




If she is, that is one epic troll I have to say. She has been like this her whole life, and my sister who has now moved out tells me that she used to be the same way with her.


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: Ballerium]
    #14051338 - 03/01/11 09:37 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
:zomgwtf:

I just got back from the gas station. You'd think it wouldn't be such a big deal to go to the gas station, right? People go all the time to get random shit.

I am so fucking sick of my mom asking me where I'm going and why and how long I'm going to be gone and otherwise just being nosey.

When I told her we were going a minute ago, she said "What's with you guys going out riding around so late at night all of a sudden?" Because my boyfriend has a little ricer car and some nights he just likes to get out and go cruising and whatnot. Normal, right? Apparently not to her. Now she's all suspicious about why we're riding around late at night. It just pisses me off that I can't even go to the gas station without having to tell her why. I'm fucking 24 years old. Then she wants to know what I'm getting and why can't it wait until tomorrow when it's daylight. WTF is so wrong with going out at night time?

I went and got a candybar and some air freshener, which was my main reason for going, since I have to be so stealth about my weed smoking habits. So I walk back in and she looks at the bag and even has to comment on how "full" it looks because of the air freshener being in there.

I wish she would get a life. She is unemployed with no friends and never goes anywhere. It's so frustrating, I never get any alone time and I can't move out because of my piddly ass part time job and going to school.

Anyway I probably seem like I'm whining about nothing but I'm just stressed and needed to vent and hoping that someone else can relate :sad:




I can relate exactly :sad:

Ever since my dad got a new girlfriend he's been less worried about me, but he used to be on my ass like a fucking parole officer. "where are you going?" "whats that in that bag?" "how come you didnt say hi to me when you walked in?" "you need to be home by 11:30, gangs come out at night"

Its such bullshit. My brother and I have to lie about where to go just so he doesnt question. Even when we arent doing anything bad. But he just likes to have that much control


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14051346 - 03/01/11 09:38 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

sounds like a good reason for yall to get your own pad.


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14051349 - 03/01/11 09:39 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

No job = fail :suicide:


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Re: :zomgwtf: [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14051357 - 03/01/11 09:40 PM (13 years, 3 days ago)

does your mom have friends? When my mom and dad separated my mom became a hawk but finally she got involved with some folks and started dating again, hasn't been up my butt then I moved away anyways though.

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