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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




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Fucking Christ
#14050714 - 03/01/11 07:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im not trolling when I ask this. Do you think a good amount of christians would have sex with jesus if they had the opportunity and, if thats what they prefer, keep it on the hush?
I ask because I was living in a shelter once and some of the shit fundamentalist christians say about him is just...weird.
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Gastronomicus
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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Hakim0777]
#14050722 - 03/01/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Jesus is already inside of you
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Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!



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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Hakim0777]
#14050723 - 03/01/11 07:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Open your butthole to Christ Lord.
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wow
Lurking master



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he had a wife named mary magdalin.. john the baptist was a mason.. jesus was an alien.. no shit...
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Salomon
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i'd stick my penis in jesus
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4runner


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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Salomon]
#14050772 - 03/01/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said: i'd stick my penis in jesus
I'd give him a handy if he gave me super powers.
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LloydChristmas
getting lost on purpose



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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: wow]
#14050774 - 03/01/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I've always been disturbed by Christian music. 90% of it sounds like they truly want to have intercourse with him. I've wondered if other religions' music has a similar boner-for-lord theme.
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I_was_the_walrus
eggshells



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A 5 foot curly haired jew? No thanks
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PreparationH
apply daily


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I'd smash Mary
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4runner


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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Hakim0777]
#14050802 - 03/01/11 07:59 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Hakim0777 said: Im not trolling when I ask this. Do you think a good amount of christians would have sex with jesus if they had the opportunity and, if thats what they prefer, keep it on the hush?
Oh and yes I beleive so, except maybe the really weird ones. "oh this has got to be a test, the rapture is upon us!"
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Humility
Working on it



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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Humility]
#14051510 - 03/01/11 10:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Humility]
#14051537 - 03/01/11 10:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I read about this weird cult called Moravian Brethren from Germany
they used to fantasize about the Jesus' "side wound" (some roman poked him in the side with a spear during the crucifixion)
they compared it to a menstruating vagina they were some weird fucks and im sure theres even weirder fucks around today
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Quote:
Dr. P. Silocybin said: I read about this weird cult called Moravian Brethren from Germany
they used to fantasize about the Jesus' "side wound" (some roman poked him in the side with a spear during the crucifixion)
they compared it to a menstruating vagina they were some weird fucks and im sure theres even weirder fucks around today
If you want another weird cult check out the martyrdom obsessed Circumcellions.
also...
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: DrMambo]
#14051899 - 03/01/11 11:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Supposedly Catholics drink his blood and eat his flesh every Sunday. If that is acceptable then penetration is nothing.
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electricfeel
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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: DrMambo]
#14051948 - 03/01/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hahahah "I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus"
I was trying to find the song where they sing,
"I wanna please you Jesus, I wanna feel your salvation all over my face!"
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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the crazy shit about the moravians is that they weren't considered extremists or cultist in their time they did a lot of missionary work in Africa and the Caribbean colonies later they tried to change their image and cover up the whole side wound thing but it didn't really work out
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masterharf
Stranger



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id love to split mary's virgin pussy
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Dr. P. Silocybin
Would you like fries with that?



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no doubt
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Brugman
antisobrietarian



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Quote:
I_was_the_walrus said: A 5 foot curly haired jew? No thanks
Definitely would.
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: Brugman]
#14052121 - 03/01/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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What about some of those hindu goddesses like Kali? They got six fucking hands!
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DrMambo
hamburger time



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Quote:
electricfeel said: "I wanna please you Jesus, I wanna feel your salvation all over my face!"
It's, "I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasin' Jesus, I wanna feel his salvation all over my face!"
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103761/pleasing-jesus
"Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross, I can't help but think, that he looks kinda high."
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Pigasus
D.T.K.L.A.M.F.

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Re: Fucking Christ [Re: DrMambo]
#14053560 - 03/02/11 09:39 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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His dick rises on the third day...
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