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Offlinemasterfluffypants
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OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!
    #14046004 - 02/28/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

FUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!  :rant:

I was just doing laundry and i was pulling clothes out of the dryer and some of the clothes were stuck together and whatnot because of static electricity. So i just finished folding clothes then i come back to my computer to masturbate and i just electro jolted my dick!  :crazyeyes:

That shit hurt


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14046015 - 02/28/11 11:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awewtf:

I'm so confused since this is physically impossible.


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Offlinemasterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14046023 - 02/28/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I know i thought it would be funny. I just wanted to see reactions.

I did zap myself though


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

:peyote: :sanpedro:    :sanpedro: :peyote:


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: masterfluffypants] * 1
    #14046028 - 02/28/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Stop rubbing your dick on the laundry then.


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14046033 - 02/28/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

masterfluffypants said:
I know i thought it would be funny. I just wanted to see reactions.

I did zap myself though




:awehigh:

Caught you.

That would suck BTW. At first I was like :homerdoh3:

Then I was like  :hmm:  :Trollface:


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Offlinemasterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14046041 - 02/28/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:Trollface:


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

:peyote: :sanpedro:    :sanpedro: :peyote:


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14046112 - 02/28/11 11:24 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

shut up. my toilet got plugged yesterday and flooded my bathroom w/ liquid shit when i tried to flush it... didnt have a car that day so i had to walk 2 miles to walmart to buy a plunger.

also i reallly had to take a shit (yeah, i had forgotten to flush the last time so before i went to shit i flushed the already-plugged-w/-shit toilet which then proceeded to overflow, covering the entire floor)

so the whole time having to take a shit real bad, i had to mop up the shit floor, spray fabreeze everywhere, walk to walmart.. take a shit @ walmart disgusting public stalls.. walk back home, plunger up the shit hole, and clean the entire bathroom. oh and this shit happened literally moments after i had just woken up. and it usually takes me 40 minutes-to an hour to find my head in the morning


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Offlinemasterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Envix]
    #14046118 - 02/28/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Sounds like you were in some deep shit  :cuteshit:


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

:peyote: :sanpedro:    :sanpedro: :peyote:


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Envix]
    #14046129 - 02/28/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Envix said:
shut up. my toilet got plugged yesterday and flooded my bathroom w/ liquid shit when i tried to flush it... didnt have a car that day so i had to walk 2 miles to walmart to buy a plunger.

also i reallly had to take a shit (yeah, i had forgotten to flush the last time so before i went to shit i flushed the already-plugged-w/-shit toilet which then proceeded to overflow, covering the entire floor)

so the whole time having to take a shit real bad, i had to mop up the shit floor, spray fabreeze everywhere, walk to walmart.. take a shit @ walmart disgusting public stalls.. walk back home, plunger up the shit hole, and clean the entire bathroom. oh and this shit happened literally moments after i had just woken up. and it usually takes me 40 minutes-to an hour to find my head in the morning




That was thoroughly entertaining to read :rofl:

Sorry about your especially shitty day.


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Ballerium]
    #14046143 - 02/28/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

The puns are awesome :laugh:


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14046330 - 03/01/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yay, poopy.



yes, i am content with that post. :smilingpuppy:


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: akira_akuma]
    #14046349 - 03/01/11 12:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
    #14046360 - 03/01/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

troll barf, ewww.


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Offlinemasterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
    #14046385 - 03/01/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:




This made me lol for some reason


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"You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?"

"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Offlinepropensity
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
    #14046387 - 03/01/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:




Hahahah graemlin for this please


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: propensity]
    #14046430 - 03/01/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i tried already, but it's too big


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Offlinemasterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
    #14046444 - 03/01/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Arent there bigger ones?


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"Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."

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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14046472 - 03/01/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:awebig:

i thought there were, but the limit is 100x100


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
    #14046573 - 03/01/11 01:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well then maybe we should just reduce it by 10 pixels or so :lolsy:


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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: twighead]
    #14046611 - 03/01/11 01:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

PM it to fuzzhead :lol:


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