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masterfluffypants
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OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!!
#14046004 - 02/28/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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FUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!
I was just doing laundry and i was pulling clothes out of the dryer and some of the clothes were stuck together and whatnot because of static electricity. So i just finished folding clothes then i come back to my computer to masturbate and i just electro jolted my dick!
That shit hurt
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ifoundwaldo


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I'm so confused since this is physically impossible.
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masterfluffypants
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I know i thought it would be funny. I just wanted to see reactions.
I did zap myself though
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Mad_Larkin

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Stop rubbing your dick on the laundry then.
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ifoundwaldo


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Quote:
masterfluffypants said: I know i thought it would be funny. I just wanted to see reactions.
I did zap myself though

Caught you.
That would suck BTW. At first I was like 
Then I was like
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masterfluffypants
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shut up. my toilet got plugged yesterday and flooded my bathroom w/ liquid shit when i tried to flush it... didnt have a car that day so i had to walk 2 miles to walmart to buy a plunger.
also i reallly had to take a shit (yeah, i had forgotten to flush the last time so before i went to shit i flushed the already-plugged-w/-shit toilet which then proceeded to overflow, covering the entire floor)
so the whole time having to take a shit real bad, i had to mop up the shit floor, spray fabreeze everywhere, walk to walmart.. take a shit @ walmart disgusting public stalls.. walk back home, plunger up the shit hole, and clean the entire bathroom. oh and this shit happened literally moments after i had just woken up. and it usually takes me 40 minutes-to an hour to find my head in the morning
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masterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Envix]
#14046118 - 02/28/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sounds like you were in some deep shit
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Envix]
#14046129 - 02/28/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Envix said: shut up. my toilet got plugged yesterday and flooded my bathroom w/ liquid shit when i tried to flush it... didnt have a car that day so i had to walk 2 miles to walmart to buy a plunger.
also i reallly had to take a shit (yeah, i had forgotten to flush the last time so before i went to shit i flushed the already-plugged-w/-shit toilet which then proceeded to overflow, covering the entire floor)
so the whole time having to take a shit real bad, i had to mop up the shit floor, spray fabreeze everywhere, walk to walmart.. take a shit @ walmart disgusting public stalls.. walk back home, plunger up the shit hole, and clean the entire bathroom. oh and this shit happened literally moments after i had just woken up. and it usually takes me 40 minutes-to an hour to find my head in the morning
That was thoroughly entertaining to read 
Sorry about your especially shitty day.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Ballerium]
#14046143 - 02/28/11 11:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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The puns are awesome
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akira_akuma
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yay, poopy.
yes, i am content with that post.
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akira_akuma
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
#14046360 - 03/01/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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troll barf, ewww.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
#14046385 - 03/01/11 12:30 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Salomon said:

This made me lol for some reason
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propensity
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
#14046387 - 03/01/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Salomon said:

Hahahah graemlin for this please
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Salomon
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: propensity]
#14046430 - 03/01/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i tried already, but it's too big
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masterfluffypants
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
#14046444 - 03/01/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Arent there bigger ones?
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i thought there were, but the limit is 100x100
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twighead
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: Salomon]
#14046573 - 03/01/11 01:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Well then maybe we should just reduce it by 10 pixels or so
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Re: OOOUUUUCCCCHHHHH!!! [Re: twighead]
#14046611 - 03/01/11 01:46 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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PM it to fuzzhead
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