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withoutawire
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My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are
#14045964 - 02/28/11 10:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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House bunnies are not rodents, but lagamorphs. Similar to possums. They are very trainable animals. My holland lop is about six months old. She responds to a specific clicking noise when she is called for food. She responds to her name and comes when you call her.
Training a house to be litter box trained is very easy. It takes 2-4 weeks to fully litterbox train them. They are not dogs, and you should expect some random poop because they kick it when they hop out of their litterboxes. Their poop is virtually sterile and you could eat it if you want. Their pee does not smell like anything other than NH4 and that's if you let it sit for more than 4-5 days.
Since most apartments don't allow dogs or cats, bunnies are allowed. Since they are similar to cats, if you keep them in your kitchen they are very easy to handle/deal with.
Most bunnies do not like to be picked up, but if you handle them at young age they do not mind most of the time. They learn who you are in a couple months by smell and will sit on your lap voluntarily.
Holland lops are the most simple and friendly as house pets. Dutch bunnies or other straight eared bunnies are MUCH more likely to allow you to handle them.
To train a bunny to understand "no" you cover their eyes with your hands and hiss at them. They do not move when you cover their eyes much like an alligator or croc except much more friendly. IF a bunny bites you it WILL hurt but very rarely do they draw blood. They don't bite unless you handle them OR if they are not fixed they can be a bit territorially of their toys or litter box. My bunny defends a shirt/scarf that I hang off her pen. She sits under her shirt when she wants to relax because you can't see her, or she will sit on her scarf with everything but her back legs and use it like a hammock to swing back and forth.
Fix your bunnies, they quickly loose their hormones and do not defend their poop box or toys and learn that they do not belong to them very quickly.
If you want a very easy to maintain animal that is very easily trainable look into bunnies. They are not 100% litterbox trained but they are so easy to clean up that it really doesn't matter that much.
BUNNIES AND DRUGS:
My bunny prefers trim over her regular food. Since bunnies can digest cellulose they seem to get very high from eating it. Not nearly as high as if you put a roach infront of them as they are eating and inhable the smoke.
My bunny also loves nitrous. She puts her face up the canister and holds her nose open and inhables, but if I don't pull the handle at a constant rate the pitch changing scares her enough to move.
Bunnies "binky" when they are happy. It's one of the cutest things you will see an animal do. It's a twisting, spasm-ing instantaneous hopping movement they do when they are feeling playful. My bunny binkies when she gets nitrous or if her I click my tounge and call her over for trim. She knows this pitch/sounds change over her normal call for food.
Here are some pictures of "Bun-eignet", pounced the same as Beignet the french dognut, except with a bun infront of it. We smoke blunts in her cage and call them "Bun-eignet blunts", she loves it when we smoke. In the picture of her chilling in her cage you can see the ash tray.


HERE IS PICTURE OF HER WHEN SHE IS ABOUT 45 DAYS OLD EATING TRIM OFF MY TOP BUDS.
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Mad_Larkin

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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: withoutawire]
#14045989 - 02/28/11 11:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Cute bunny. 
Does she really like nitrous?
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withoutawire
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14046002 - 02/28/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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She loves it. If I leave whippets in her box she throws it around like a puppy and gets mad if I go to pick it up. It is definitely "hers".
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14046005 - 02/28/11 11:05 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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disgusting... I want a pet tarantula so I can have something ancient living with me
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Mad_Larkin]
#14046027 - 02/28/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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good writup.. never knew bunnies were like that.. does she really prefer the trim?! thats too funny!
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: wow]
#14046043 - 02/28/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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is that a bunny eating a pot leaf?
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: withoutawire] 3
#14046078 - 02/28/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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withoutawire said: She loves it. If I leave whippets in her box she throws it around like a puppy and gets mad if I go to pick it up. It is definitely "hers".
Somebody should beat the fuck out of you for abusing your pets
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Paw_Paw]
#14046110 - 02/28/11 11:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I love me some rabbit stew, there a bitch to skin and clean though. Your rabbit is cute as fuck by the way.
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withoutawire
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14046117 - 02/28/11 11:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Right because I force her to take drugs right?
Lol please
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: withoutawire]
#14046136 - 02/28/11 11:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Theres rabbits everywhere in the woods behind my grannies house on the reserve, Theres a carpet of rabbit shit on the ground back there all you gotta do is climb a tree and wait a while till one comes hopping by which usually doesnt take too long, lot easier then waiting days for a deer to wonder by. greasy rabbit stew with fresh baked bannock
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withoutawire
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14046153 - 02/28/11 11:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said: I love me some rabbit stew, there a bitch to skin and clean though. Your rabbit is cute as fuck by the way.
I am not big fan of way bunnies smell/taste. something about the smell makes me nauseous. My uncle is a chef so I am well aware than your ability to cook food can be subjectively gauged by how well you cook bunnies since they are so difficult to smoke.
Maybe it's because I am applying to medical/vetinary school, but I love bunnies and dead bunnies just put me off 
Wild bunnies and pet bunnies lack chromosome match to breed so I can see how good wild bunnies
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: withoutawire] 1
#14046172 - 02/28/11 11:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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withoutawire said: Right because I force her to take drugs right?
Lol please
You supply them to a mammal that doesnt have the brain capacity to comprehend getting high?
Somebody needs to kill you so you dont ever get the chance to re-produce
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Paw_Paw]
#14046189 - 02/28/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Nigga you's trollin 
Teh bunny has the mental capacity to regonize the call for a trim session and gets happy as fuck when its offered, also has the mental capacity to know to inhale the nitrous.
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14046199 - 02/28/11 11:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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BUNNAYYY  
ill post mine
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Anybody see the Hoarders episode where the couple had a bunch of rabbits in their house that had tunneled through all of the walls. Also every floor surface in the house was covered with a good inch of rabbit shit.
Put those things outside where they belong. Gross!
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Joe Joe]
#14046287 - 03/01/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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withoutawire
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: Paw_Paw]
#14046291 - 03/01/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Paw_Paw said:
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withoutawire said: Right because I force her to take drugs right?
Lol please
You supply them to a mammal that doesnt have the brain capacity to comprehend getting high?
Somebody needs to kill you so you dont ever get the chance to re-produce
Go fuck yourself. She is an animal. I love animals. She has the capicity to come for food, call come by her own name, and sit. S he has the capacity to enjoy drugs voluntarily. She also goes crazy happy when she gets them and binks so clearly you get it.
Those are very cute pictures by the way.
READ:
Here is a picture of her when I put out a weed plant for her to eat. She ate it over three days, and I put her stuffed animal infront of the plant. She didn't touch it at all, because she thinks it's real . It is quite adorable and u can see how she ate the other plant but left the other one.
Holland lops are quite cute.

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withoutawire
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: withoutawire]
#14046357 - 03/01/11 12:22 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Pooping and eating hay

Oh haaaaay

Read my last post about eating marijuana plants with pictures. If any of you read anything in thread read that story. It is cute.
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Re: My pet bunny (pics) and how awesome they are [Re: withoutawire] 4
#14046404 - 03/01/11 12:35 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Go fuck yourself anybody with any sense knows you dont feed a pet nitrous oxide
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