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UniversalParadox
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Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site.
#14030049 - 02/26/11 11:54 AM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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I got a job. I start this general labor job on Wdnesday but they want me to come in on Monday gor a "on the job site" drug test. I've been smoking good quality weed, almost all day, everyday, for about 4 months now.
I have fake piss that I'll take in, but what if it's a hair test? Is there anyway around that?
I'm guessing it's either a saliva test or urine test.
Do saliva tests still only pick up on THC if it's been within the last 24 hours?
My break from marijuana starts today.
Any advice?
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kintos
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: UniversalParadox]
#14030087 - 02/26/11 12:01 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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ive had a mouth swab before and i had smoked the day before and it came out clean, as for piss test, my only real advice is tons of water and vitamins
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: UniversalParadox]
#14030104 - 02/26/11 12:04 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Doubt it'll be hair.. If they went to those lengths I'd be like PEACE cuz I wouldn't wanna waste my time working for faggots like that anyway.. A lot of the jobs in Florida where I live say "If you can't leave your drugs AT HOME, Don't bother applying" It says nothing about drug tests.. Haha, Just don't do your drugs while on the job.. LOLz. Herb is not a drug anyways imo, and a lot of the time if your honest about it when expecting a drug test (Depending on the employer) you'll be fine anyway, they won't give a shit and they'll appreciate the honesty.. unless your working for some company that literally requires drug tests based on law handed down by safety enforcement like coast guard and what not.. The best job I ever had money wise gave me an extra month to clean my piss out for a PRE-EMPLOYMENT test which I took after 2months of being employed cuz I told my boss I couldn't piss cuz of weed, It was a coast guard thing though.. and I knew my boss was cool.
If it's general labor I doubt they'd spend the money on a hair test.. to be completely honest it's HIGHLY unlikely.
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: smokesnugz]
#14030114 - 02/26/11 12:07 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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i think general labor is all pee tests that are pretty closely monitored.
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joshisstoned
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: kintos]
#14030115 - 02/26/11 12:07 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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get the shampoo for the hair. and i'm not sure about saliva. some people seem to think they won't watch your cock if it's just for a job but this is not true. i had to get the fake cock which was totally the most hilarious thing ive ever done. having 2 cocks in my pants was one of the most, well, interesting experiences of my life. got the job tho. quit later over dumb shit.
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: kintos]
#14030150 - 02/26/11 12:13 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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it usually is a mouth swab
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Choix Sinaloa
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: the human abstract]
#14030156 - 02/26/11 12:14 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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the human abstract said: it usually is a mouth swab
thats what i had
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UniversalParadox
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: joshisstoned]
#14030223 - 02/26/11 12:29 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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joshisstoned said: get the shampoo for the hair. and i'm not sure about saliva. some people seem to think they won't watch your cock if it's just for a job but this is not true. i had to get the fake cock which was totally the most hilarious thing ive ever done. having 2 cocks in my pants was one of the most, well, interesting experiences of my life. got the job tho. quit later over dumb shit.
they actually wanted to see your penis while yiu pissed for them?
I figure I'll just drink a shitload of water in case I cant use the fake piss in the bottle, hopefully dilluting the sample. Otherwise I'll just pour the fake piss for them.
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: UniversalParadox]
#14030588 - 02/26/11 01:50 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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they actually wanted to see your penis while yiu pissed for them?
absolutely! it was a job operating heavy machinery and equipment (dump truck, plasma cutter, sand blaster, etc.) They piss tested me in a bathroom with a dude pretty much leaning over the sink to watch so as to not cheat. Which i did anyway. he was as uncomfortable as i was or he woulda seen i accidentally ordered chinese color for the penis and I'm painfully white. it looked funny but he didnt say a thing. Everyone had to it was that company's particular policy even though i had already been piss tested without being watched at my employer... we were subcontractors basically.
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Choix Sinaloa
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: joshisstoned]
#14030618 - 02/26/11 01:57 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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you fuckin drug addicts!
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UniversalParadox
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: Choix Sinaloa]
#14041132 - 02/28/11 10:44 AM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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I rubberbanded the warmer to the bottle of piss and then taped it to my underwear in the croth area in case they look at my dick when I piss.
It feels warm. It feels good.
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: UniversalParadox]
#14042469 - 02/28/11 02:16 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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No way they'll look. It's not like you're dealing with a PO.
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joshisstoned
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: Niffla]
#14043433 - 02/28/11 04:49 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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No way they'll look. It's not like you're dealing with a PO.
read a few posts up.
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lil_demented
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: joshisstoned]
#14043645 - 02/28/11 05:22 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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joshisstoned said:
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they actually wanted to see your penis while yiu pissed for them?
absolutely! it was a job operating heavy machinery and equipment (dump truck, plasma cutter, sand blaster, etc.) They piss tested me in a bathroom with a dude pretty much leaning over the sink to watch so as to not cheat. Which i did anyway. he was as uncomfortable as i was or he woulda seen i accidentally ordered chinese color for the penis and I'm painfully white. it looked funny but he didnt say a thing. Everyone had to it was that company's particular policy even though i had already been piss tested without being watched at my employer... we were subcontractors basically.
lol, you should have busted out with a huge black one. "Excuse me sir, can I examine your penis?"
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: joshisstoned]
#14044195 - 02/28/11 06:30 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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Quote:
joshisstoned said:
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they actually wanted to see your penis while yiu pissed for them?
absolutely! it was a job operating heavy machinery and equipment (dump truck, plasma cutter, sand blaster, etc.) They piss tested me in a bathroom with a dude pretty much leaning over the sink to watch so as to not cheat. Which i did anyway. he was as uncomfortable as i was or he woulda seen i accidentally ordered chinese color for the penis and I'm painfully white. it looked funny but he didnt say a thing. Everyone had to it was that company's particular policy even though i had already been piss tested without being watched at my employer... we were subcontractors basically.
So now some random dude thinks you have an itty bitty ween? haha sounds flattering
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: markofthebeast]
#14044479 - 02/28/11 07:10 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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actually it was a creepy mocha color and it nowhere near matched my pasty white complection. it wasn't the size i was referring to. read and analyze closer please.
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markofthebeast



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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: joshisstoned]
#14045333 - 02/28/11 09:12 PM (13 years, 5 days ago) |
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joshisstoned said: actually it was a creepy mocha color and it nowhere near matched my pasty white complection. it wasn't the size i was referring to. read and analyze closer please.
I did read it, I was just busting your balls mang
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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)
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UniversalParadox
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: markofthebeast]
#14047994 - 03/01/11 11:17 AM (13 years, 4 days ago) |
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It ended up being a cotton swab test.
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lil_demented
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: UniversalParadox]
#14048013 - 03/01/11 11:22 AM (13 years, 4 days ago) |
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Thats the one where they swab your cheek? I quit smoking for 6 days and passed one of those.
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Re: Got a Job: They are going to do a drug test on the job site. [Re: lil_demented]
#14048026 - 03/01/11 11:26 AM (13 years, 4 days ago) |
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I quit for 12 hours and passed one of those.
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