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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape] * 1
    #14120356 - 03/14/11 04:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Who gives a fuck about getting laid, smok smok, this shit is great!



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: shLong]
    #14120665 - 03/14/11 05:39 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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shLong said:
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Humility said:
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shLong said:
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yogabunny said:
yeah, i like it in the beginning when the guys is aggressive in making the first move.  if she's in your bed making out with you there is no reason why you shouldn't be progressing to nakedness and fucking.



Yeah man,...If you get a chick in your bed, it's tang or GTFO...dems the rules




I wouldn't say all that.  Sometimes sleeping with a person without having sex can be a great way to begin a relationship.



Once again, you're kinda right.....but this thread is about getting laid, not starting a relationship, plus old boy was saying how he could never close the deal...Twas all I was saying.

I agree with 90% of your statement, HUmility...The other 10% is for the skanks.:ahahaha:




A relationship would be great, cause, I guess its implied that when  you are in one you are getting laid. 

I don't think I am fucking up one of the steps, I think I am fucking up every step.  This has been a constantly recurring theme in my life; make out, flirt, blah, blah, but very little sex, and no girlfriend.  Its like they like playing games, but OH GOD NO!, I won't fuck him, and for fuck's sake I would never date him. 

Also, not that I can do anything to change this, aside from becoming a slimy douche, but what's up with girls, cool ones even, and their attraction to piece-of-shit douchers?

I guess all I can do is my best, its just frustrating that I do all the work, and some random asshole with a feux-hawk at a dance club, gets all the reward....,


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14120910 - 03/14/11 06:23 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ouch man. That sucks. I don't have any advice for you other than maybe put in some more time with them or something. But that doesnt help if they're fucking guys with faux-hawks while you're trying to establish a relationship :undecided:

Maybe you're going after the wrong kind of girls. maybe try to avoid the kinda chicks who a) go clubbing b) would fuck a doucher with a faux-hawk

Sorry to hear that it hasnt panned out so far but better things are headed your way. :thumbup:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14121329 - 03/14/11 07:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: shroomnymph]
    #14121437 - 03/14/11 07:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Sterile]
    #14121464 - 03/14/11 07:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Who gives a fuck about getting laid, smok smok, this shit is great!






I think somewhere in the proximity of 7 billion people care about getting laid.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14121471 - 03/14/11 07:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

they look very happy with their animae pillows.  I gotta say, I am a fan of body pillows.  i might just look into this...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14122660 - 03/14/11 10:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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StaleShrooms said:

Maybe you're going after the wrong kind of girls. maybe try to avoid the kinda chicks who a) go clubbing b) would fuck a doucher with a faux-hawk

Sorry to hear that it hasnt panned out so far but better things are headed your way. :thumbup:





:whathesaid:

If you can't play the game those kind of girls play, don't waste your time. There are women out there who aren't into mind games and not all of them are fat chicks

I mean everyone plays mind games to a certain degree... but some more than others.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14122731 - 03/14/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Maybe you're going after the wrong kind of girls. maybe try to avoid the kinda chicks who a) go clubbing b) would fuck a doucher with a faux-hawk





Hey now, what do you have against faux-hawks. I get nothing but (mostly) positive feedback. :smirk:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Deekay]
    #14122794 - 03/14/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

What do I have against guys with faux-hawks?

They get all the pussy :kingcrankey:

and they tend to be tools :lol:

no offense.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14122827 - 03/14/11 11:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

StaleShrooms said:
What do I have against guys with faux-hawks?

They get all the pussy :kingcrankey:

and they tend to be tools :lol:

no offense.



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Deekay]
    #14122831 - 03/14/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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StaleShrooms said:
Maybe you're going after the wrong kind of girls. maybe try to avoid the kinda chicks who a) go clubbing b) would fuck a doucher with a faux-hawk





Hey now, what do you have against faux-hawks. I get nothing but (mostly) positive feedback. :smirk:

:zoolander:





i like faux-hawks.  i bet you look good with one!!!

i dont' really like them on british guys for some odd reason, or guys with really thinning hair.  i just seems like they're trying to put it all in one place to make it seems like there's more hair there.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14122883 - 03/14/11 11:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:lolsy:

thats a really sad way to face baldness


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14122892 - 03/14/11 11:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Maybe fbi365 should get a faux?

:laugh2:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14122909 - 03/14/11 11:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I feel like I'm working on a 12 hour drought... :sad:

Wait...

It's only been eight hours...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Ralafe]
    #14122970 - 03/14/11 11:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Luckily, I've got thinning hair...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14123172 - 03/15/11 12:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Last time was on feb 21st and i got fucked hard by my ex-boyfriend. Funny, how i'm a girl and remember the exact date i was last fucked...figures


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: rational]
    #14123246 - 03/15/11 01:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

"25 minutes :highfive:"




"Awe you're so cool, how can I be you?"


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ahchela]
    #14123275 - 03/15/11 01:08 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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ahchela said:
"25 minutes :highfive:"




"Awe you're so cool, how can I be you?"



Sing along:



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Silversoul]
    #14124940 - 03/15/11 01:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

saturday. i don't have a faux hawk though.


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