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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14107789 - 03/12/11 07:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

:facepalm:

thanks a lot dude  :bored:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14110586 - 03/12/11 06:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't know about that one.
Being single is great as long as you're not insecure, thats what gets people in trouble.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ahchela]
    #14115168 - 03/13/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

A few weeks, but before that 6 months..  Then about a year:shrug:

Sad thing is, it's all with the same girl.. my ex. Yeesh.

Every so often it just kinda happens that we fuck.

God damnit I gotta get out lol


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mentalIMAGE]
    #14115248 - 03/13/11 05:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I feel you on that one.

Ex's are always so tempting. Or usually anyway.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14117080 - 03/13/11 11:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

well my drought is not officially over because i didn't orgasm but i got very naked and very intimate with a lovely girl that i met last night.

i love getting my sweet lady kisses on!!!


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14117232 - 03/13/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

SON OF A BITCH

My drought is about to become epic.

Gonna see if I can soak up some of the residual pussy vibes before my Sahara sojourn begins.

Then again, maybe if I change things up I could go swimming again...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14117902 - 03/14/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Seems a lot of us shroomerites have that problem.

And the crazy thing is I was quite socially adept in middle school, and had tons of friends in high school.  I have no idea what happened.




well, I live in florida. it's too bad i'm sure you won't actually hook up with shroomery members:lol:


no one can say i didn't try:shrug:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny] * 1
    #14117910 - 03/14/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Acidic_Sloth said:
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BothHands said:
Looks like you need to give A_S a call too. :tongue2:




all three of you can come over. my stamina is amazing.





you crack my shit up girl.

:superkitty:

for me it's that i've become incredibly picky and can't have random sex anymore.  i really want to know and care for the people i am intimate with.  i was REALLY horny after work on saturday night and there are a couple of guys i know i can booty call if i want but it just wouldn't feel right/fulfilling.

:shrug:





hey, you can booty call me if you want, especially if that pic in the pubbers section is really you:shrug:

i'm just saying


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: imachavel]
    #14119171 - 03/14/11 12:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My drought could potentially end soon. I have friends that have tried to hook me up with this artsy girl they know. I showed up to a party Saturday night and everyone, upon seeing me, ended up saying, "So you're the guy that's going to fuck Megan. Finally." Apparently the chick just hasn't gotten a beef injection for a while and craves it badly.

I don't know about you, but I don't like that kind of pressure, circumstance, and atmosphere.  I didn't do it even though I could have. That said, will I resist that offer every time someone presents it to me? I can't imagine saying "No" indefinitely...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14119184 - 03/14/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Yeah dude I'd be really weirded out if I was in that situation too.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14119200 - 03/14/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just don't get it. Girls will profess to like me, hang out with me, make out with me, maybe even stay the night with me, but NEVER fuck me.  Then they turn around and fuck some douche bag they met at a club.  This sucks... :justdontknow:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14119432 - 03/14/11 01:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I just don't get it. Girls will profess to like me, hang out with me, make out with me, maybe even stay the night with me, but NEVER fuck me.  Then they turn around and fuck some douche bag they met at a club.  This sucks... :justdontknow:




Sounds like there is a problem and you're fucking up one of the steps.

Are you being sexual enough with them?


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Humility] * 1
    #14119462 - 03/14/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yeah, i like it in the beginning when the guys is aggressive in making the first move.  if she's in your bed making out with you there is no reason why you shouldn't be progressing to nakedness and fucking.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14119497 - 03/14/11 01:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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yogabunny said:
yeah, i like it in the beginning when the guys is aggressive in making the first move.  if she's in your bed making out with you there is no reason why you shouldn't be progressing to nakedness and fucking.



Yeah man,...If you get a chick in your bed, it's tang or GTFO...dems the rules


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: shLong]
    #14119506 - 03/14/11 01:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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shLong said:
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yogabunny said:
yeah, i like it in the beginning when the guys is aggressive in making the first move.  if she's in your bed making out with you there is no reason why you shouldn't be progressing to nakedness and fucking.



Yeah man,...If you get a chick in your bed, it's tang or GTFO...dems the rules




I wouldn't say all that.  Sometimes sleeping with a person without having sex can be a great way to begin a relationship.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Humility]
    #14119696 - 03/14/11 02:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Humility said:
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fbi365 said:
I just don't get it. Girls will profess to like me, hang out with me, make out with me, maybe even stay the night with me, but NEVER fuck me.  Then they turn around and fuck some douche bag they met at a club.  This sucks... :justdontknow:




Sounds like there is a problem and you're fucking up one of the steps.

Are you being sexual enough with them?




I TRY, with these two girls I am thinking of in particular, every thing is good up until I start making the moves.  Then its like "whoa buddy, you got the wrong idea"  WTF!, maybe they just want to feel like they are in control sometimes, which is understandable...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14119731 - 03/14/11 02:38 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

my longest drought has been bout 3 months in the last 9 years.. before that ive had some last 6 months... but right now its like the rain has come and 2 weeks is the longest.. at present.. last time i had sex was bout 3 days ago


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Humility]
    #14119738 - 03/14/11 02:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Humility said:
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shLong said:
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yogabunny said:
yeah, i like it in the beginning when the guys is aggressive in making the first move.  if she's in your bed making out with you there is no reason why you shouldn't be progressing to nakedness and fucking.



Yeah man,...If you get a chick in your bed, it's tang or GTFO...dems the rules




I wouldn't say all that.  Sometimes sleeping with a person without having sex can be a great way to begin a relationship.



Once again, you're kinda right.....but this thread is about getting laid, not starting a relationship, plus old boy was saying how he could never close the deal...Twas all I was saying.

I agree with 90% of your statement, HUmility...The other 10% is for the skanks.:ahahaha:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14119998 - 03/14/11 03:41 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Years :nonono:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Humility]
    #14120126 - 03/14/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Humility said:
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fbi365 said:
I just don't get it. Girls will profess to like me, hang out with me, make out with me, maybe even stay the night with me, but NEVER fuck me.  Then they turn around and fuck some douche bag they met at a club.  This sucks... :justdontknow:




Sounds like there is a problem and you're fucking up one of the steps.

Are you being sexual enough with them?





you swear whores don't do that. whores are whores dude, they love playing stupid ass games, and will make you watch their bullshit... ehh, what can you do??:lol:


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