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owls
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: mushiepussy]
#14083537 - 03/07/11 08:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i had some random chick at a gas station offer to fuck me a month or so ago. i know i could get laid easily if i wanted to, but what's the point if you don't even care about the person?
i think that would feels weird man
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: owls] 2
#14083805 - 03/07/11 09:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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owls said: i had some random chick at a gas station offer to fuck me a month or so ago. i know i could get laid easily if i wanted to, but what's the point if you don't even care about the person?
i think that would feels weird man
Definitely does not
As long as you don't waste too much time on it, theres no problem having meaningless sex or dealing with the steps to get to that. Just don't sell yourself short or spend a lot of time on it
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ahchela]
#14084134 - 03/07/11 10:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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hmm interesting
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: owls]
#14084430 - 03/07/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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you might wanna be careful about chicks that try to have sex with you at the gas station, they're probably freaks. that might be a good thing though.
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Natorade
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: owls]
#14084712 - 03/08/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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owls said: the drought has been ongoing since the beginning of my life.
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shLong



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Natorade]
#14085326 - 03/08/11 06:07 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, call centers are a pussy oasis it seems....
and yeah, if you're hooking up with a girl like that, be safe about it :-)...lord only knows how many cocks she's smoked.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
#14090817 - 03/09/11 03:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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6+ years and counting! Last time i got laid, i was 16. 23 next month 
I don't even have a sex drive anymore, because i know, no girl wants a relationship with me, little lone fcuk me.
It's hard being Ginger!
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fallenjuggalo]
#14090821 - 03/09/11 03:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Ya know, the mods have access to an ip scanner for the members. Puppet control. Any username for your location will show up. It doesnt help to create more accounts to hide your identity. They know who you are...
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fbi365
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
#14092232 - 03/09/11 12:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I_was_the_walrus said: Ya know, the mods have access to an ip scanner for the members. Puppet control. Any username for your location will show up. It doesnt help to create more accounts to hide your identity. They know who you are...
what just happened?
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fallenjuggalo]
#14093642 - 03/09/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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it's probably less because you're a ginger (i love redheads) and more to do with the fact that you have "juggalo" in your username.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14093644 - 03/09/11 05:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Haha, I was going to point that out, but I decided not to bump the thread
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shLong



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
#14096616 - 03/10/11 07:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Acidic_Sloth said: it's probably less because you're a ginger (i love redheads) and more to do with the fact that you have "juggalo" in your username.
QFT, hatchet man!
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: owls]
#14098770 - 03/10/11 03:49 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
owls said: i had some random chick at a gas station offer to fuck me a month or so ago. i know i could get laid easily if i wanted to, but what's the point if you don't even care about the person?
I feel the same. I figure if I'm going to be pleasing the chick she might as well be worth it. Otherwise, I'd be inclined to get in and get out, and 'get out of bed/go home because you're no longer of any use to me'. I'm just really cold I guess. I don't want that. I'd much prefer to care about her/enjoy her company.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #2]
#14098973 - 03/10/11 04:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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21 years, yes!!!!(FML)
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ShroomScape
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #3]
#14099580 - 03/10/11 06:01 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Anonymous said: 21 years, yes!!!!(FML)
About time someone used that joke.
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Society
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
#14101395 - 03/10/11 10:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I am in a relationship, so I get sex fairly regularly. Usually two or three times a week or so.
But prior to this relationship, I seriously went five years between full vaginal insertions.
Dating four virgins can wreak havoc on a man's psychology.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Society]
#14101900 - 03/11/11 12:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Society
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Deekay]
#14103344 - 03/11/11 10:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Bummer. Sounds like it might have been rather intriguing.
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Society]
#14105504 - 03/11/11 07:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Almost a week exactly for me. But the drought is coming...oh boy...
I broke up with my girlfriend on monday. We had sex probably 3-4 times a week. so now i'm like "HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN A WEEK THIS IS AWFUL"
And I'm pretty out of shape and managed to find the only girl in the world who has a bangin body and finds chubby guys attractive. And I just broke up with her 
I kid, but I really am gunna miss her on way more than a physical level. Hands down best girl I've ever been with and she's gunna make some other dude really happy one day. Heh, I guess I really did love her. But they say that thats how you feel after you break up with someone. You remember all of the good but none of the bad. Eh, I'll see how I'm doing in a couple weeks. I know I shouldnt try and get her back but its so tempting haha. That would be really stupid of me.
Anyway, I just joined the drought club. ...high fives all around...
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fbi365
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: StaleShrooms]
#14107211 - 03/12/11 02:27 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Yeah, Stale, You're fucked (or the opposite). Don't do that. The grass is not always greener on the single side of life. I know for sure...
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