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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14078450 - 03/06/11 10:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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To do that, I'd actually need the guts to go to places where people are.

None of my friends from highschool are around town anymore, and it's so hard to go out to a bar or something completely alone.  I just don't know anyone here anymore.  And it's just to hard to meet people when you don't know people.




well first off,

fuck going to bars.

i never understood the club scene.

i don't really know how to meet people either, i've had the best luck online. also just sitting around at public places, like i met 2 women at the airport in a day once, and had over hour long conversations with them.

but yeah finding someone to actually care about at a bar just seems like a cliche no no.. i don't like drinking maybe that's why it seems like a shitty idea.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14078481 - 03/06/11 10:25 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Well, I figure I need alcohol to get into a conversation... :lol:

Plus I think girl bars are a bit different to straight bars.  Well, probably not.. :lol:

I've tried volunteering, and I still do it every once in a while, but I just wind up talking to the animals all day, and not talking to the people.  Cat lady in training for sure.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14078491 - 03/06/11 10:26 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Well, I figure I need alcohol to get into a conversation... :lol:

Plus I think girl bars are a bit different to straight bars.  Well, probably not.. :lol:

I've tried volunteering, and I still do it every once in a while, but I just wind up talking to the animals all day, and not talking to the people.  Cat lady in training for sure.




well my lesbian skills are minimal but girl bars are like *for* getting laid aren't they? :lol:

and i hear dogs like peanut butter.. :shrug:

try the internet! okcupid seems to work well


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14078496 - 03/06/11 10:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Looks like you need to give A_S a call too. :tongue2:




all three of you can come over. my stamina is amazing.





you crack my shit up girl.

:superkitty:

for me it's that i've become incredibly picky and can't have random sex anymore.  i really want to know and care for the people i am intimate with.  i was REALLY horny after work on saturday night and there are a couple of guys i know i can booty call if i want but it just wouldn't feel right/fulfilling.

:shrug:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny] * 2
    #14078517 - 03/06/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Looks like you need to give A_S a call too. :tongue2:




all three of you can come over. my stamina is amazing.





you crack my shit up girl.

:superkitty:

for me it's that i've become incredibly picky and can't have random sex anymore.  i really want to know and care for the people i am intimate with.  i was REALLY horny after work on saturday night and there are a couple of guys i know i can booty call if i want but it just wouldn't feel right/fulfilling.

:shrug:




u know u girls drive the avg shroomery male crazy with posts like these

:lmafo:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14078518 - 03/06/11 10:31 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and i hear dogs like peanut butter.. :shrug:




Jesus christ.. :lol:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14078525 - 03/06/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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I propose a shroomery orgy. Lets just get this shit taken care of.




This sounds like an EPIC idea to me.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14078536 - 03/06/11 10:34 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and i hear dogs like peanut butter.. :shrug:




Jesus christ.. :lol:




:highfive:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14078606 - 03/06/11 10:44 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the drought has been ongoing since the beginning of my life. i'm good looking just... i'm not sure what my problem is


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: owls]
    #14078618 - 03/06/11 10:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you don't have a problem :lol:

the notion that being a virgin (especially as a male) is bad is just some crazy crap society throws on us.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14080107 - 03/07/11 09:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
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BothHands said:
To do that, I'd actually need the guts to go to places where people are.

None of my friends from highschool are around town anymore, and it's so hard to go out to a bar or something completely alone.  I just don't know anyone here anymore.  And it's just to hard to meet people when you don't know people.




but yeah finding someone to actually care about at a bar just seems like a cliche no no..






"My friends taught me never to meet a chick in a bar. You need to go somewhere social, non-threatening - like spin class or a farmer's market or the pumpkin patch, given the time of year."


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Deekay] * 1
    #14080386 - 03/07/11 10:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

My secret to getting laid often is having low standards.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14081482 - 03/07/11 02:42 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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and i hear dogs like peanut butter.. :shrug:




Jesus christ.. :lol:




Spaghetti sauce or gravy works too...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: fbi365]
    #14081767 - 03/07/11 03:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

IM pretty sure that if I weren't in a realationship I'd be facing a drought too...
Im 28, dont really like the bars, even if, who the fuck wants to drag some skeezer home? I work at a small business and all my friends are in a relationship...

Working at a call center (i.e., Inbound customer service type shit)is a great place to meet a ton of people. Ive worked at 4 or 5 in my day :facepalm:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: shLong]
    #14082501 - 03/07/11 05:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Ya when I worked at a call center everyone was hooking up, dating, hanging out together, there were love triangles, gangs, groupies, I have no idea.  There was some messed up shit going on in some cases too.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
    #14082548 - 03/07/11 05:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i have the "no game" game

i really don't try at all, but every once in a blue moon me and some femenista kick it off

it works i guess, sorta not really

like i've said before i'm just not the "hey baby" type :lol:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc]
    #14082842 - 03/07/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Me neither man. Ive been in a relationship for the past 5 years. We broke up in december. Ive almost completely forgot how to hit on women. Whats odd though, is when we were together, I got hit on a lot. I think its the confidence. I could be myself and dance around and be an idiot. I didnt care. I had a girlfriend, I didnt have to impress anybody. So on top of that I moved out of state. I have pretty much no friends here. Sooo no getting introduced to friends of friends or anything like that. If I want to meet somebody, I literally have to be "that guy". The guy that goes out by himself and has to introduce himself to new people. Maybe one day the girl of my dreams is just gonna fall into my lap without me having to do anything, but how long is that gonna take? I need to be pro active. I need to put forth an effort. I need to get out there and make shit happen. Ive just never been the guy to do it, so I guess its gonna be a good learning experience.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14082887 - 03/07/11 06:36 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

ehh

i stopped giving a shit honestly

i just try and be nice to and talk to everyone i meet, it'll land me somewhere i suppose


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pfxtc] * 1
    #14082985 - 03/07/11 06:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I would be more than happy to give each one of you girls some good old fashioned lovin'.:grin:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14083093 - 03/07/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Whats wierd is how good looking I am,
you would think I get it all the time. I know that sounds really
douschey but its true. I just dont get out much =/







pics or it didn't happen :tongue2:

4 months almost to the day.  FML.






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