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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Silversoul]
    #14259762 - 04/08/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's not supposed to. :gc:

But it always dose. :sadyes:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14259779 - 04/08/11 05:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Well it is better if you use both hands.
What does it mean though?


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thoughts]
    #14259790 - 04/08/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's a lesbian love song.  But a bittersweet one.

I won't post all the lyrics, because you probably won't read them, so here's a short excerpt:

the old woman behind the pink curtains
and the closed door
on the first floor
she's listening through the air shaft
to see how long our swan song can last
and both hands
now use both hands
oh, no don't close your eyes
I am writing
graffiti on your body
I am drawing the story of
how hard we tried
I am watching your chest rise and fall
like the tides of my life,
and the rest of it all
and your bones have been my bedframe
and your flesh has been my pillow
I am waiting for sleep
to offer up the deep
with both hands


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14259802 - 04/08/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I like it. I must hear the song now.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thoughts]
    #14259806 - 04/08/11 05:28 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14259842 - 04/08/11 05:34 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:hairmetal:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thoughts]
    #14259886 - 04/08/11 05:41 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Haha, she's really not the love song type of person either.  Most of her music is much more political.  But the song describes exactly my last relationship.

Her very best song is a good 8 minutes though, and most people don't have the patience.

But I'll give you one or two parts of it:

yeah the goons have gone global
and the CEO's are shredding files
and the democrans and the republicrats
are flashing their toothy smiles

and Uncle Tom is posing for a photo-op with the oval office klan
and Uncle Sam is riggin' cockfights in the promised land



and "big government should not stand between a man and his money"
i mean, "what's good for business is good for the country"
our children still take that lie like communion,
the same old line the Confederacy used on the Union


somebody say hallelujah,
somebody say damnation,
cause the profit system follows the path of least resistance
and the path of least resistance is what makes the river crooked
makes it serpentine
capitalism is the devil's wet dream


and the music industry mafia is pimping girl power
sniping off sharp-shooter singles from their styrofoam towers,
and hip-hop is tied up in the back room with a logo stuffed in its mouth
cause the master's tools will never dismantle the master's house



Ok, so that was a whole lot more than one or two parts.  It's a very long song, and there's a whole lot more.  But those are some of my favorite passages. 


I'll stop now though. :lol:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14260570 - 04/08/11 08:31 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Its been a month now I guess, girl friend sends pictures of tits to make it worse cuz theyre really nice. Got cock blocked the last weekend we got to spend together due to so many people being around.  :ffffuuu:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thissongis]
    #14260853 - 04/08/11 09:48 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I wish I could say i have ever gotten laid but alas, tis not true. is being a virgin at 30 all that bad.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thissongis]
    #14261014 - 04/08/11 10:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

thissongis said:
girl friend sends pictures of tits to make it worse cuz theyre really nice.




:picdidnthappen:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: freespeech]
    #14261284 - 04/08/11 11:32 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Does masturbation count?


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands] * 1
    #14261367 - 04/08/11 11:56 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

it always gives me ideas as well. :naughty:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14261747 - 04/09/11 02:51 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Go for it.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Acidic_Sloth]
    #14262212 - 04/09/11 08:49 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Acidic_Sloth said:
it always gives me ideas as well. :naughty:




And suddenly I don't mind anymore. :grin:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14262794 - 04/09/11 11:53 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

as a long time ani difranco fan i am really embarrassed that I never put it together that that's where your name came from.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14262868 - 04/09/11 12:11 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:awebig:

She's my fuckin' hero.

What's your favorite album?  Ever seen her live?  She's been to a few Bonnaroos.  I saw her at Langerado, and in a small Miami club.  Hasn't been to Florida since 2008 though. :gc:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14262898 - 04/09/11 12:19 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Twice.  Once somewhere in PA the summer of 1998, and @ Bonnaroo '09, and she was one of my favorite performances that year. 

I stopped listening to her new stuff pretty much when I got to college but I love "little plastic castle" and "imperfectly"

"both hands" is one of my favorite songs though.


:happyheart:


thread hijack success!  :tongue2:

i really have nothing to add because it's only been a week since my giant cosmic orgasm and i should she him again in the next few days and that's not a drought anymore.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14262919 - 04/09/11 12:25 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Little Plastic Castle was the first album I ever heard.  It and Up Up Up Up Up Up are my favorites.  Puddle Dive is a close second.

And on topic, still well into drought with no end in sight. :kingcrankey:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
    #14262964 - 04/09/11 12:38 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

atayia said:
Quote:

ShroomScape said:
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atayia said:
I am not married.  It's not exactly intentional but I guess there is something to be said when I am consistantly drawn only towards men who are not interested in me.  Maybe it's my own form of self punishment, or maybe it's just plain bad luck.




Age?

I think if my drought ever gets to that point I might do something drastic.




I am 28.  One night stands have never been fulfilling in the past so I'm not very motivated to persue one for that sole purpose.  Waiting is getting very old, exhausting at times because sometimes when I have conversations with people all I can think about is straight up fucking them, probably acting quite desperate.  I am not that kind of a person, but this shit is getting old and depressing.  Not to mention the fact that I myself am getting older too.  I was 23 the last time I had sex.



i would`nt worry too much bra, the last time me and my wife had sex i was 36, hell im going to be 40 on the 22nd of this month(april). i really dont miss it much. after the first year or so, as for me, it was a none issue. my wife dont say anything about it because, i`ve made it a point to tell her she makes me feel inferior and dumb most of the time. to be honest when i see a pretty woman i think, yeah- i bet she is a real BITCH and uses her looks to get her hooks into a man and then mentally tare him apart. i think i have begun to hate woman, especially attractive woman, they`re usually the biggest bitches.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: jacobensis]
    #14262973 - 04/09/11 12:40 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

God damn... :rofl:


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