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Anonymous #5

Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: bonnahoo]
    #14253725 - 04/07/11 03:13 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I haven't hit a year and it already sucks.


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Anonymous #6

Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14254454 - 04/07/11 05:23 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

my whole life... :sad:



:foreveralone:


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Anonymous #5

Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14254463 - 04/07/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
my whole life... :sad:





Sometimes its better that way. My first time getting laid was pretty amazing.

But once you taste it, you just want more.


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Anonymous #7

Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14254468 - 04/07/11 05:24 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

24 hours :trolldance:


Edited by Anonymous (04/07/11 05:25 PM)


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Anonymous #5

Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #14254487 - 04/07/11 05:27 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
24 hours :trolldance:




Out of this thread!


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OfflineEmeraldEyes
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14256724 - 04/08/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Like 5 minutes ago...

I don't think I've ever had a drought that lasted longer than a day.

:cheers:


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Anonymous #6

Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: EmeraldEyes] * 6
    #14256732 - 04/08/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)



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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: EmeraldEyes] * 1
    #14256734 - 04/08/11 01:00 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Do you understand the word drought?

5 minutes ago is not a drought :crankey:


Edit: :whathesaid:


Edited by CandyGirl (04/08/11 01:03 AM)


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OfflineRalafe
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: EmeraldEyes]
    #14256749 - 04/08/11 01:04 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

:thumbup:

Re: Anon 6:
:ilold:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #14257629 - 04/08/11 09:34 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:






QFT


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Offlinewellage
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: yogabunny]
    #14257658 - 04/08/11 09:41 AM (12 years, 9 months ago)

It's healthy to go through periods of sexual inactivity. Sometimes it doesn't feel quite that way (especially when it isn't your choice), but "droughts" can do more for your sex life than having sex every day can do.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: wellage]
    #14258550 - 04/08/11 01:21 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

been maybe a week for me, but i just broke up with my g/f so no telling when i'll get any.  :um:


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: millzy]
    #14259474 - 04/08/11 04:20 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

I think it has been almost 3 months now.:shrug:
But it's ok, Rosie and her five friends never let me down.:wink:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thoughts]
    #14259522 - 04/08/11 04:30 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Rose and her 5 friends?  That the name of your hand and fingers? :confused:


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14259655 - 04/08/11 04:54 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Yeah, aka Palmela Anderson.:grin:


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Invisiblebonnahoo
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thoughts]
    #14259684 - 04/08/11 04:58 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
Yeah, aka Palmela Anderson.:grin:




Uh oh, are you sure you're not talking about your fleshlight?


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: bonnahoo]
    #14259702 - 04/08/11 05:03 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Hahaha, i can assure you i'm not.:lol:


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thoughts]
    #14259718 - 04/08/11 05:07 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Oh, you meant Pamela Handerson.


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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14259734 - 04/08/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

LOL, yeah that bitch.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: BothHands]
    #14259736 - 04/08/11 05:10 PM (12 years, 9 months ago)

Your username is giving me ideas.


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