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OfflineShroomScape
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The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid?
    #14038514 - 02/27/11 08:48 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

It'll be one year for me on April 3rd. I'm really starting to get antsy with all this pent up sexual energy!  :bouncey:  :banghead:  :whacker:

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14038584 - 02/27/11 08:55 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

I've been there man, I'm sure there are plenty of other people here who have too. Just don't let it get to your head much, you gotta be able to be mellow with chicks if you want to get them to do sex to you.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: raw-beets]
    #14038721 - 02/27/11 09:12 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

its been 2 days for me.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14038729 - 02/27/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

a bit

:ifyoucanawe:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Deekay]
    #14038746 - 02/27/11 09:16 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Last night.  :etbig:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: raw-beets]
    #14038846 - 02/27/11 09:29 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

raw-beets said:
I've been there man, I'm sure there are plenty of other people here who have too. Just don't let it get to your head much, you gotta be able to be mellow with chicks if you want to get them to do sex to you.



Actually, I've taken it with good humor. 

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shroomnymph said:
its been 2 days for me.



...bastard.

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All We Perceive said:
Last night.  :etbig:



...bigger bastard.

(haha. JK. It's just the jealousy talking. :congrats:  :congrats: )

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14039211 - 02/27/11 10:12 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Friday night... so two days. Going through withdraw symptoms...


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: thenpc]
    #14040076 - 02/28/11 12:54 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

three days


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: eritas]
    #14040097 - 02/28/11 01:00 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

about 9 months or so. shit was so cash.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14040191 - 02/28/11 02:44 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

4 years, 6 months and counting


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
    #14043064 - 02/28/11 03:48 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

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atayia said:
4 years, 6 months and counting




Intentionally?

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia] * 1
    #14043300 - 02/28/11 04:26 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

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atayia said:
4 years, 6 months and counting




you must be married then


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: pantsboy]
    #14043345 - 02/28/11 04:34 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

I am not married.  It's not exactly intentional but I guess there is something to be said when I am consistantly drawn only towards men who are not interested in me.  Maybe it's my own form of self punishment, or maybe it's just plain bad luck.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14044883 - 02/28/11 08:02 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

'bout 14 hours.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia]
    #14044939 - 02/28/11 08:11 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

atayia said:
I am not married.  It's not exactly intentional but I guess there is something to be said when I am consistantly drawn only towards men who are not interested in me.  Maybe it's my own form of self punishment, or maybe it's just plain bad luck.




Age?

I think if my drought ever gets to that point I might do something drastic.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: Gastronomicus]
    #14044983 - 02/28/11 08:19 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

(Infinity years)
Does fewer than 60 hours really constitute a drought? :rolleyes:


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: beware_ropopopo]
    #14044996 - 02/28/11 08:20 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

beware_ropopopo said:
(Infinity years)
Does fewer than 60 hours really constitute a drought? :rolleyes:




Seriously. Anyone that hasn't gone at least 6 months hasn't had a drought.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14045038 - 02/28/11 08:28 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

Quote:

ShroomScape said:
Quote:

atayia said:
I am not married.  It's not exactly intentional but I guess there is something to be said when I am consistantly drawn only towards men who are not interested in me.  Maybe it's my own form of self punishment, or maybe it's just plain bad luck.




Age?

I think if my drought ever gets to that point I might do something drastic.




I am 28.  One night stands have never been fulfilling in the past so I'm not very motivated to persue one for that sole purpose.  Waiting is getting very old, exhausting at times because sometimes when I have conversations with people all I can think about is straight up fucking them, probably acting quite desperate.  I am not that kind of a person, but this shit is getting old and depressing.  Not to mention the fact that I myself am getting older too.  I was 23 the last time I had sex.


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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: atayia] * 2
    #14045101 - 02/28/11 08:39 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

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atayia said:
Quote:

ShroomScape said:
Quote:

atayia said:
I am not married.  It's not exactly intentional but I guess there is something to be said when I am consistantly drawn only towards men who are not interested in me.  Maybe it's my own form of self punishment, or maybe it's just plain bad luck.




Age?

I think if my drought ever gets to that point I might do something drastic.




I am 28.  One night stands have never been fulfilling in the past so I'm not very motivated to persue one for that sole purpose.  Waiting is getting very old, exhausting at times because sometimes when I have conversations with people all I can think about is straight up fucking them, probably acting quite desperate.  I am not that kind of a person, but this shit is getting old and depressing.  Not to mention the fact that I myself am getting older too.  I was 23 the last time I had sex.




Have you ever considered giving in to the urge and making the first move on someone during one of those conversations? Or, if making the first move seems like too much, then maybe start using lots of sexual innuendo to ease up the conversation and swing towards more flirtation.

I know plenty of guys who wished the girls could/would make the first move--guys that wouldn't show any indication unless pursued.

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Re: The Drought: How long has it been since you got laid? [Re: ShroomScape]
    #14045734 - 02/28/11 10:09 PM (13 years, 5 days ago)

I have thought about it.  There is someone in particular that I would if the chance was ever right.  We never really get time alone though, always in group situations.  Aside from a few times we were alone when we had first met, the best private conversation we had together was still with my sister standing right beside us for the duration.


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