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Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop
#14037575 - 02/27/11 06:35 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Happy2fly
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: 5553]
#14037600 - 02/27/11 06:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That's one of the most hilarious mugshots I've seen in a while!
-------------------- The fire has many things to teach. But so does the human experience.. which is like fire, sometimes you just need to stoke the coals and sometimes you just need to add a log or reposition the log matrix. But a well built fire will be much more self-sustaining than a poorly built one, and they all need love to grow. And don't fuck around or your might burn yourself. Must always respect the fire. - Shroomism
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Happy2fly]
#14039568 - 02/27/11 11:09 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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welllll hes havin fun
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: wondercat]
#14039581 - 02/27/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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wow
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: wondercat]
#14039584 - 02/27/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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at least he beat the possesion charge! haha!
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: wondercat]
#14039586 - 02/27/11 11:11 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i hope this gets turned into a graemlin.. although i wouldnt rembmer it. but still would be good cocaine
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Happy2fly]
#14039589 - 02/27/11 11:12 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Happy2fly said:

That's one of the most hilarious mugshots I've seen in a while!
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: masterfluffypants]
#14039608 - 02/27/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Happy2fly]
#14039610 - 02/27/11 11:15 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Happy2fly said:

That's one of the most hilarious mugshots I've seen in a while!

Sadly, he did the right thing.
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: 5553]
#14039619 - 02/27/11 11:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No destruction of evidence charge?
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14039632 - 02/27/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I saw an episode of Cops where a dude was lit up and took forever to pull over. Turns out he was trying to eat about a half ounce of crack.
They had to call an ambulance to make sure he was alright. That's a LOT of crack to eat. Heart attack central.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: AlmostAsCoolAs]
#14039648 - 02/27/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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You can get a destruction of evidence charge? thats fucking lame
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Happy2fly]
#14039652 - 02/27/11 11:21 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Happy2fly said:

That's one of the most hilarious mugshots I've seen in a while!
he looks like he got a hold of the dude in my sig and got some of the new shit.
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Happy2fly]
#14039657 - 02/27/11 11:22 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Happy2fly said:

That's one of the most hilarious mugshots I've seen in a while!
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Enjoywho]
#14039692 - 02/27/11 11:28 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Someone needs to invent a small portable contraption that you can throw your dope in and in the rare chance your about to get fucked in the ass by the long dick of the law you just punch in a code and it incinerates everything.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14039716 - 02/27/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Or a shrink/growth ray You can hide it in plane sight and it will be invisible to the naked eye, then grow it back after the cops leave
-------------------- "You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?" "Mmm...All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly."
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14039721 - 02/27/11 11:33 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Bodhi of Ankou said: Someone needs to invent a small portable contraption that you can throw your dope in and in the rare chance your about to get fucked in the ass by the long dick of the law you just punch in a code and it incinerates everything.
im gonna be rich!
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Bodhi of Ankou
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: wow]
#14039819 - 02/27/11 11:50 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Im thinking a couple heater coils powered by some big ass flash light batteries with a on switch covered by a case and a exhaust hose, It shall be called the stash buddy.
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masterfluffypants
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#14039835 - 02/27/11 11:53 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I bet the DEA will regulate it
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Re: Man eats bag of cocaine during routine traffic stop [Re: 5553]
#14039862 - 02/27/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Imagine the comedown after that.
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