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OfflineBrugman
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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: propensity]
    #14034348 - 02/27/11 03:46 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

The Shroomery shows it's true colors today with all the racist jokes! :lol:

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: 28064212]
    #14034356 - 02/27/11 03:50 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Ricky Gervais is awesome!

Another racist joke, simple well-known and effective:

A black guy, a jew and a chinese fellow walk into a bar.

The barman says: get out!

Someone post some white-man racist jokes till this doesn't get the :lockdance:


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: muistrue]
    #14034432 - 02/27/11 04:40 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

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FractalDust said:
Where do you put old worn out psychedelic jokes ??? (like the one I just posted)

IN THE SILLY PSI BIN



:lolsy: more psychedelic jokes


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: mellowparty] * 1
    #14034657 - 02/27/11 07:22 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

A cabbie in new york really hates black kids. In fact, he hits them with his car whenever he can. One day as he's driving he picks up a priest. He gets nervous because he's catholic, but as he approaches an elementary school crosswalk he can hardly restrain himself. Dead ahead, a group of black children has just gotten out and are crossing the street. Palms sweating, he thinks, "what do I do? What do I do?" He wants to hit them, but not if it means getting sent to hell by this priest. He barrels down the street at the children, but at the last second he swerves out of the way. To his horror, he hears a loud THWACK! He turns around to face the priest and apologizes. "8'm so sorry father, I didn't see them!"

"Don't worry," the priest replies, "I got them with the door."

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: JT]
    #14034670 - 02/27/11 07:35 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Why do blacks have white palms?
There's a little good in everybody!
:awedance:


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Eshu]
    #14034709 - 02/27/11 07:50 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

The absolute worst racist joke is...

What does the NAACP stand for?
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Now Apes Are Called People.

Absolutely terrible. Gonna go hang myself.


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Rocker232] * 2
    #14035015 - 02/27/11 09:56 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

My bro just told me this one as I read him the thread:

An irish guy walks out of a bar...

hey, it could happen...


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: CidneyIndole] * 2
    #14035072 - 02/27/11 10:16 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

What happens when a jew with a hard on runs into a wall?

He breaks his nose!


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Brugman]
    #14035680 - 02/27/11 12:19 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

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Brugman said:
The Shroomery shows it's true colors today with all the racist jokes! :lol:


Yeah, there is as much bigotry here as anywhere on the Int3rw3bz, for all the talk of open-mindedness and acceptance of alternative lifestyles...


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My body I will give to pleasures,
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to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Lion]
    #14035811 - 02/27/11 12:50 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

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Lion said:
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Brugman said:
The Shroomery shows it's true colors today with all the racist jokes! :lol:


Yeah, there is as much bigotry here as anywhere on the Int3rw3bz, for all the talk of open-mindedness and acceptance of alternative lifestyles...




Chill out man. You can be accepting of something and still joke about it. This is an instance where im happily eating my cake and having it too.


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Lion] * 1
    #14035849 - 02/27/11 01:00 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

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Lion said:
Quote:

Brugman said:
The Shroomery shows it's true colors today with all the racist jokes! :lol:


Yeah, there is as much bigotry here as anywhere on the Int3rw3bz, for all the talk of open-mindedness and acceptance of alternative lifestyles...




i heard only racists know 'black jokes'....

:lol: get real.




why do black people small so bad?

so blind people can hate them too


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14035903 - 02/27/11 01:09 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Why is Ray Charles always smiling?

Because he doesn't know he's black.


How do you stop a group of black people from hanging out in your front yard?

You hang them in the back.


How do you blindfold an asian?

With dental floss.


Why don't you run over a black person on a bike?

It might be your bike.


How many Jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 5 million in the ashtray.

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14035927 - 02/27/11 01:12 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

One day a Jewish man was walking past a statue of Hitler. He looked at it and spit at it.

A German man walking by sees this and asks, "Why did you do that?"

The Jewish man replies, "Because he killed half of my people!!"

The German guy turns around and spits at the statue of Hitler.

The Jew asks, "Why did YOU do that?"

To which the German man replies, "Because he didn't finish the job!"

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14035954 - 02/27/11 01:17 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

a guy walked into a bar.. and said ouch

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14035977 - 02/27/11 01:21 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

guess i'll contribute to the racist jokes

what's the most confusing day in harlem?
fathers day

whats the difference between a jew a pizza?
pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14036004 - 02/27/11 01:27 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

sunset_mission said:
One day a Jewish man was walking past a statue of Hitler. He looked at it and spit at it.

A German man walking by sees this and asks, "Why did you do that?"

The Jewish man replies, "Because he killed half of my people!!"

The German guy turns around and spits at the statue of Hitler.

The Jew asks, "Why did YOU do that?"

To which the German man replies, "Because he didn't finish the job!"




:lol:


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14036239 - 02/27/11 02:09 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

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Lion said:
Quote:

Brugman said:
The Shroomery shows it's true colors today with all the racist jokes! :lol:


Yeah, there is as much bigotry here as anywhere on the Int3rw3bz, for all the talk of open-mindedness and acceptance of alternative lifestyles...




Sadly, I do agree with this statement.

On the other hand, I don't find most "racist" jokes to be all that racist (in a mean-spirited kind of way). If you go to KKK or skinhead type websites, you can see the type of genuinely mean-spirited jokes I mean.

I've had black friends (IRL) who were comfortable enough with me to tell black jokes in their presence. I think if its in the spirit of a joke and not in the spirit of spite or meanness, what's the harm?


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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #14036448 - 02/27/11 02:55 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

so this mexican, black and white guy are walking down the street, suddenly a geenie appears to them, and says he will grant each of them one wish
the black guy says "i want me and all the other african americans back in africa"

and they were all back in africa

mexican guy says " i wish me and all my mexicans were all back in mexico!" and so all the mexicans were back in mexico

the white guy says "so you mean to tell me that all the black and mexican people are out of the U.S??""
geenie-"yes"

white guy"cool then ill have a coke""

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14036512 - 02/27/11 03:12 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

A black guy, a spanish guy and an asian guy are in a car that drives off a cliff. What happens next?

Who cares?


What runs faster than a black guy running with your TV?

His best friend with your VCR.


What do you call a black guy racing a white guy down the street?

An episode of COPS.

Edited by sunset_mission (02/27/11 03:13 PM)

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Re: I heard two pretty funny jokes today... [Re: sunset_mission]
    #14036601 - 02/27/11 03:35 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

What did the chainsaw say to the black man?


Run nigga nigga niggggaaa nigaaaaaaar runrunrun niggga niga niga niga!

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