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OfflineMaster Shake
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #14035777 - 02/27/11 12:41 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

theblackhole said:
hahaha okay.






With a girl like this you could fuck the fat rolls. Just think nice sweaty back fat flab up against your dick, thats got to feel amazing..
:humpme:


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Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Invisiblekoraks
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Master Shake] * 1
    #14035784 - 02/27/11 12:43 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

It's like...a body covered in vaginas  :homerdrool:

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OfflineHakim0777
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Brugman]
    #14035792 - 02/27/11 12:45 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

lol prolly not.


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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: koraks]
    #14035796 - 02/27/11 12:46 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

how do you find a fat girl's snatch?







flip through the folds and when you smell shit, go back one

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OfflineLifes A Trip
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: koraks]
    #14035803 - 02/27/11 12:48 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

In the words of Funkadelic "i want you to hit it, Hit it and quit it." thank you.


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OfflineMaster Shake
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Amber Trichome]
    #14035818 - 02/27/11 12:51 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

You wouldn't even need lube man, just start fornicating the flab.
Quote:

Amber Trichome said:
how do you find a fat girl's snatch?







flip through the folds and when you smell shit, go back one





I think its under neath the FUPA, Frontal Upper Pussy Area.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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OfflineDobie
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #14035824 - 02/27/11 12:52 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Would you rather get laid or not get laid?


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OfflineHuHEN
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Dobie]
    #14035863 - 02/27/11 01:02 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Dobie said:
Would you rather get laid or not get laid?





Hah too true. It all comes down to how easily you can get pussy. If you never get laid then fuck the fattie. I personally wouldnt


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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Amber Trichome]
    #14035869 - 02/27/11 01:03 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Amber Trichome said:
how do you find a fat girl's snatch?






Roll her in flour till you find the wet spot?

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OfflineHuHEN
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: lil_demented]
    #14035878 - 02/27/11 01:04 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

haha ohhh god.....


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Offlinecircularvortex
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: HuHEN]
    #14035935 - 02/27/11 01:13 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

My roomate has been hanging out with a 300lb+ 'lady' lately and she's falling hard for him.  I see stalking coming out of this soon.  She's already writing poems about him.

It's gonna be hilarious.


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For well you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder.

Under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.


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OfflineBothHands
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Dobie]
    #14035953 - 02/27/11 01:17 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Dobie said:
Would you rather get laid or not get laid?




If that's my option, I'd personally rather not get laid. :scaredturtle:

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OfflineHakim0777
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Master Shake]
    #14036007 - 02/27/11 01:28 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

zeitgeister said:
You wouldn't even need lube man, just start fornicating the flab.
Quote:

Amber Trichome said:
how do you find a fat girl's snatch?







flip through the folds and when you smell shit, go back one





I think its under neath the FUPA, Frontal Upper Pussy Area.




Fat FUPA needs more FAE


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OfflineMaster Shake
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14036016 - 02/27/11 01:30 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

dont forget the talcum powder


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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InvisibleMisterMuscaria
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: LoveOverAll] * 1
    #14036025 - 02/27/11 01:31 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Twice my weight is too fat.

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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #14036134 - 02/27/11 01:50 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Just do it man. Sex is sex. You know you want it, so why are you here asking us about it?


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You really are the worst kind of person.


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OfflineHakim0777
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14036147 - 02/27/11 01:53 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
Just do it man. Sex is sex. You know you want it, so why are you here asking us about it?




exp if you havent gotten any in awhile.


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OfflineHuHEN
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Sophistic Radiance] * 1
    #14036158 - 02/27/11 01:55 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Quote:

Tchan909 said:
Just do it man. Sex is sex. You know you want it, so why are you here asking us about it?




Sex is not just sex. :mustardaccident:


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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Hakim0777] * 1
    #14036159 - 02/27/11 01:55 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Chubby chasers ftw.:lolfat:


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: thoughts]
    #14036185 - 02/27/11 02:00 PM (13 years, 6 days ago)

I don't know about you guys, but just because I haven't gotten laid in a while doesn't mean I'm going to compromise my standards :nonono:

Alcohol sure does though :lol:


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