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Master Shake
Dumb ass

Registered: 02/11/10
Posts: 189
Loc: The Dagobah system
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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Quote:
theblackhole said: hahaha okay.

With a girl like this you could fuck the fat rolls. Just think nice sweaty back fat flab up against your dick, thats got to feel amazing..
-------------------- Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey. Carl: Yeah. Master Shake: You dropped something. Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore. Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg? Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is? Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not! Carl: (laughs) Sucker. EVERYTHING I POST IS FICTION
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koraks
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 26,672
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It's like...a body covered in vaginas
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Brugman]
#14035792 - 02/27/11 12:45 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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lol prolly not.
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Amber Trichome


Registered: 09/04/09
Posts: 242
Loc: Black Mountain
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: koraks]
#14035796 - 02/27/11 12:46 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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how do you find a fat girl's snatch?
flip through the folds and when you smell shit, go back one
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Lifes A Trip
Grown Here Not Flown Here



Registered: 02/22/11
Posts: 52
Loc: The Pacific Northwest
Last seen: 8 years, 3 months
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: koraks]
#14035803 - 02/27/11 12:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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In the words of Funkadelic "i want you to hit it, Hit it and quit it." thank you.
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Master Shake
Dumb ass

Registered: 02/11/10
Posts: 189
Loc: The Dagobah system
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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You wouldn't even need lube man, just start fornicating the flab.Quote:
Amber Trichome said: how do you find a fat girl's snatch?
flip through the folds and when you smell shit, go back one
I think its under neath the FUPA, Frontal Upper Pussy Area.
-------------------- Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey. Carl: Yeah. Master Shake: You dropped something. Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore. Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg? Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is? Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not! Carl: (laughs) Sucker. EVERYTHING I POST IS FICTION
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Dobie
Dopeless Hopefiend


Registered: 08/15/02
Posts: 52,841
Loc: ON DA BLOCK
Last seen: 6 months, 18 hours
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Would you rather get laid or not get laid?
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HuHEN
I am the Owl



Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 2,495
Loc: Highlands
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Dobie]
#14035863 - 02/27/11 01:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Dobie said: Would you rather get laid or not get laid?
Hah too true. It all comes down to how easily you can get pussy. If you never get laid then fuck the fattie. I personally wouldnt
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lil_demented
Loner will lone

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 6,146
Last seen: 1 month, 9 days
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Quote:
Amber Trichome said: how do you find a fat girl's snatch?
Roll her in flour till you find the wet spot?
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HuHEN
I am the Owl



Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 2,495
Loc: Highlands
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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haha ohhh god.....
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circularvortex
Bass Head




Registered: 08/31/06
Posts: 12,148
Loc:
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: HuHEN]
#14035935 - 02/27/11 01:13 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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My roomate has been hanging out with a 300lb+ 'lady' lately and she's falling hard for him. I see stalking coming out of this soon. She's already writing poems about him.
It's gonna be hilarious.
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BothHands
Dog Coffee



Registered: 10/28/09
Posts: 13,177
Loc:
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Dobie]
#14035953 - 02/27/11 01:17 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Dobie said: Would you rather get laid or not get laid?
If that's my option, I'd personally rather not get laid.
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
Loc: PNW
Last seen: 1 year, 3 months
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Quote:
zeitgeister said: You wouldn't even need lube man, just start fornicating the flab.Quote:
Amber Trichome said: how do you find a fat girl's snatch?
flip through the folds and when you smell shit, go back one
I think its under neath the FUPA, Frontal Upper Pussy Area.
Fat FUPA needs more FAE
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Master Shake
Dumb ass

Registered: 02/11/10
Posts: 189
Loc: The Dagobah system
Last seen: 9 years, 10 months
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14036016 - 02/27/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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dont forget the talcum powder
-------------------- Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey. Carl: Yeah. Master Shake: You dropped something. Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore. Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg? Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is? Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not! Carl: (laughs) Sucker. EVERYTHING I POST IS FICTION
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MisterMuscaria



Registered: 05/13/08
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Twice my weight is too fat.
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Sophistic Radiance
Free sVs!



Registered: 07/11/06
Posts: 43,135
Loc: Center of the Universe
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Just do it man. Sex is sex. You know you want it, so why are you here asking us about it?
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Hakim0777
aka RACKBONE!!!




Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 8,071
Loc: PNW
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Quote:
Tchan909 said: Just do it man. Sex is sex. You know you want it, so why are you here asking us about it?
exp if you havent gotten any in awhile.
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HuHEN
I am the Owl



Registered: 10/19/07
Posts: 2,495
Loc: Highlands
Last seen: 2 years, 8 months
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Quote:
Tchan909 said: Just do it man. Sex is sex. You know you want it, so why are you here asking us about it?
Sex is not just sex.
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thoughts
imagining.


Registered: 10/06/07
Posts: 16,816
Loc: here.
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: Hakim0777] 1
#14036159 - 02/27/11 01:55 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Chubby chasers ftw.
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Acaterpillar
A little mad...



Registered: 06/09/07
Posts: 18,693
Loc: Down the rabbit hole
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Re: How fat is to fat? [Re: thoughts]
#14036185 - 02/27/11 02:00 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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I don't know about you guys, but just because I haven't gotten laid in a while doesn't mean I'm going to compromise my standards 
Alcohol sure does though
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