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Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes
    #14034129 - 02/27/11 01:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I just spent the last hour from 2-3 driven hot ass drunk chicks from bar to bar them home for 30 bucks i actually charge less than that but they must have really appreiciated my services... my gf's moms boyfriend said i could make good cash flow in no time in my little town on fridays and saturdays if i advertised right. I passed index cards with my cell number and service charge and before i knew it... ring...ring... hot bitches on line one how may I help you?


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034137 - 02/27/11 01:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've wanted to do this, but I have serious fucking road rage. I fucking hate most people and having strangers sitting behind me fucks my nerves over.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17] * 2
    #14034141 - 02/27/11 01:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Have fun getting your car puked in


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14034147 - 02/27/11 01:41 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Have fun getting your car puked in




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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14034149 - 02/27/11 01:42 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Synesthetic said:
I've wanted to do this, but I have serious fucking road rage. I fucking hate most people and having strangers sitting behind me fucks my nerves over.




looks like your burnt

its like how i always wanted to go to college,
not happening


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14034156 - 02/27/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i had a good time too, sure i was drinkin coke but i pick up some good prospects for next weekend i charge five bucks a head city limits ride and three bucks for gas station stop. im gonna get a flyer goin maybe that will help but this is easy money for me i put up with drunk people rather well... and i even got cred from some rough lookin motherfuckers for being a good samariton.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: jokefox]
    #14034157 - 02/27/11 01:44 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I've hated the general populace since I was little. Once I hit puberty it just turned a little awkwardness to full-blown social anxiety, and when I get anxious, it's usually followed by rage.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14034166 - 02/27/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

FWIW, this is totally illegal, and almost definitely a violation of your insurance policy.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14034167 - 02/27/11 01:47 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i got a bucket i might be able to accomadate my customers with...


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034180 - 02/27/11 01:51 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

All you need is a CDL in the US and to notify your insurance company what you're doing so they can adjust the rate, although I'm not sure they're liable for your passengers' health.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17] * 1
    #14034184 - 02/27/11 01:52 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

im gonna have to say dilligaff to that... plus bartender says if i get a sticker that says "not for hire" and drive with less than eight heads i'm fine and actually if i wasnt i still don't give a fuck im doing a good thing...


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034190 - 02/27/11 01:56 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

i will keep it dl though... i know what your saying, im cuttin in to our cops dui arrests and im sure thats something they don't agree with...


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034194 - 02/27/11 01:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Youre just hangin out at the bar...being the designated driver giving some buddies a ride home. Whats wrong this with? As long as your "customers" know youre not affiliated with the bar or some sort of transport service. Youre just a friend of a friend...


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14034210 - 02/27/11 02:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

exactly how i look at it... I might stick to the index card thing because they get thrown away at the end or i pick them back up... this way i can go bar to bar prospecting and people can call me from my previously left establishments.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034218 - 02/27/11 02:06 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)



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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034228 - 02/27/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

This sounds like a fun fucking gig to me bro. Except... you may want to get a carry permit and bring a glock along for the ride. Just in case.
You may also want to have a home base with someone you can hit up and let them know your location and current destination for safety reasons.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034229 - 02/27/11 02:10 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

all i can say is with the cops i seen out tonight and the number of drunk drivers i seen leave the bar, someones goin to jail tonight... sadly and i really hope no one gets hurt thinking about the real importance of this issue.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: lil_demented]
    #14034234 - 02/27/11 02:13 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yes... you hit my major concern on the head, i have access to a nice tazer that i will aquire and you home base thing sounds good... thanx for that idea


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: Grungeman17]
    #14034237 - 02/27/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Thats how cab drivers keep safe.
The knowledge that the driver is always kept track of will cut down on robberies.

And a tazer will probably keep you just as safe, plus keep you from getting a murder charge when shit goes down.


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Re: Driven drunk people for thirty an hour...fuck yes [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14034238 - 02/27/11 02:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Have fun getting your car puked in



Hahaha i went to a local drunk munchies spot after the bar last night and parked next to a corolla with some "fly" young black guy doing his best to get his inebriated partner to throw up INTO the tostitos bag she was holding in her lap.

Her mouth was near theopening, but she wasn't HOLDING the bag open, so hafl/most was tricling outside of the opening.  Quite laughable.


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