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4HO-DMT


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Expressions that have made you laugh?
#14032555 - 02/26/11 08:27 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Since the assholes left, there have been no farts!
How about some funny expressions that you have heard, Let's here them.
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migraineur
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032578 - 02/26/11 08:33 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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When someone says something that unimpressed others my mate said "That went down like a cold cup of cum".
I also heard someone say something about a chick whose teeth were really buck "she could chew a carrot through a tennis racket".
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
#14032597 - 02/26/11 08:37 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
migraineur said: When someone says something that unimpressed others my mate said "That went down like a cold cup of cum".
I also heard someone say something about a chick whose teeth were really buck "she could chew a carrot through a tennis racket".
I love it! those are good ones. I have a friend that says, "It shit the bed" anytime something doesn't work. If his computer crashes he says, "My mac just shit the bed." or if a light bulb goes out it "shit the bed"
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
#14032602 - 02/26/11 08:38 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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This guy was talking about a drug experience where stimulants caused him to have a seizure or something
A response to this was
"F8 that shizzle and start her up in safe mode bro"
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032611 - 02/26/11 08:42 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Dr. Dick- To procrastinate or to do nothing.
"Come on Dr. Dick get out of the bathroom."
(dealer shows up late, to dealer) "Well if it isn't Dr. Dick."
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14032702 - 02/26/11 09:02 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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"The ____ went tits up"
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14032733 - 02/26/11 09:06 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Funny Expressions?
Black "People"
 just a joke people, lighten up.
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: blewmeanie]
#14032743 - 02/26/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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ill give u a pickle to tickle my nickle. or..?
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: DrugsAreFunn]
#14032747 - 02/26/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Youre not the greenest pickle in the jar.
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14032762 - 02/26/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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"Shit in one hand, wish in another. Feel which one is heavier."
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032791 - 02/26/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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"you're not the sharpest bulb in the box"
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14032801 - 02/26/11 09:15 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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My old girlfriend used to say she was going to stomple me. Sigh.
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032808 - 02/26/11 09:16 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
physicist said: "Shit in one hand, wish in another. Feel which one is heavier."
Holy shit I was thinking of putting that.
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032811 - 02/26/11 09:17 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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"That's dirtier than sharing needles with Amy Winehouse."
or if you are trying to describe someone as nice or something you could say "He makes Mother Teresa look like Hitler".
I love this one "She has a head like a smashed crab".
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
#14032837 - 02/26/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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Quote:
migraineur said: "That's dirtier than sharing needles with Amy Winehouse."
or if you are trying to describe someone as nice or something you could say "He makes Mother Teresa look like Hitler".
I love this one "She has a head like a smashed crab".
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
#14032845 - 02/26/11 09:22 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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We're in a bit of a pickle, dick.
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032853 - 02/26/11 09:23 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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"x shits dick"
its a good expression.
it came up when a buddy of mine was playing COD and he got a new gun and he was like
YO THIS GUN SHITS DICK
its been a common phrase since.
i also like "got ice in my veins, just dont give a fuck" a lot for some reason.
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14032871 - 02/26/11 09:26 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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I used to work for some guy who would constantly say is twice in one sentence. It pissed me off at first but it became funny after a while. This is an example of him, "See what it is, is people just don't like large objects inserted in their anus"
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
#14032905 - 02/26/11 09:32 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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While playing any type of multiplayer game and someone gets especially pwnt "you just got dipped in SAUCE"
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
#14032925 - 02/26/11 09:34 PM (13 years, 7 days ago) |
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lol one good one is "why dont you cry about it?"
also "its all good"
a good one for women is if they are putting something somewhere or taking off there jackets and hanging them up say "its going on... you got it"
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