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Expressions that have made you laugh?
    #14032555 - 02/26/11 08:27 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Since the assholes left, there have been no farts!

How about some funny expressions that you have heard, Let's here them.

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032578 - 02/26/11 08:33 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

When someone says something that unimpressed others my mate said "That went down like a cold cup of cum".

I also heard someone say something about a chick whose teeth were really buck "she could chew a carrot through a tennis racket".

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
    #14032597 - 02/26/11 08:37 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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migraineur said:
When someone says something that unimpressed others my mate said "That went down like a cold cup of cum".

I also heard someone say something about a chick whose teeth were really buck "she could chew a carrot through a tennis racket".




I love it! those are good ones.  I have a friend that says, "It shit the bed" anytime something doesn't work. If his computer crashes he says, "My mac just shit the bed." or if a light bulb goes out it "shit the bed"

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
    #14032602 - 02/26/11 08:38 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

This guy was talking about a drug experience where stimulants caused him to have a seizure or something

A response to this was

"F8 that shizzle and start her up in safe mode bro"

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032611 - 02/26/11 08:42 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Dr. Dick- To procrastinate or to do nothing.

"Come on Dr. Dick get out of the bathroom."

(dealer shows up late, to dealer) "Well if it isn't Dr. Dick."

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14032702 - 02/26/11 09:02 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

"The ____ went tits up"


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14032733 - 02/26/11 09:06 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Funny Expressions?

Black "People"

:hehehe:
just a joke people, lighten up.


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: blewmeanie]
    #14032743 - 02/26/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

ill give u a pickle to tickle my nickle.
or..?

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: DrugsAreFunn]
    #14032747 - 02/26/11 09:08 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Youre not the greenest pickle in the jar.


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14032762 - 02/26/11 09:10 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

"Shit in one hand, wish in another.  Feel which one is heavier."

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032791 - 02/26/11 09:14 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

"you're not the sharpest bulb in the box"

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14032801 - 02/26/11 09:15 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

My old girlfriend used to say she was going to stomple me.  Sigh.  :heart:

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032808 - 02/26/11 09:16 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

physicist said:
"Shit in one hand, wish in another.  Feel which one is heavier."




Holy shit I was thinking of putting that.


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032811 - 02/26/11 09:17 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

"That's dirtier than sharing needles with Amy Winehouse."

or if you are trying to describe someone as nice or something you could say "He makes Mother Teresa look like Hitler".

I love this one "She has a head like a smashed crab".

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
    #14032837 - 02/26/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

migraineur said:
"That's dirtier than sharing needles with Amy Winehouse."

or if you are trying to describe someone as nice or something you could say "He makes Mother Teresa look like Hitler".

I love this one "She has a head like a smashed crab".



:laugh2:

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
    #14032845 - 02/26/11 09:22 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

We're in a bit of a pickle, dick.


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032853 - 02/26/11 09:23 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

"x shits dick"

its a good expression.

it came up when a buddy of mine was playing COD and he got a new gun and he was like

YO THIS GUN SHITS DICK

its been a common phrase since.


i also like "got ice in my veins, just dont give a fuck" a lot for some reason.


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
    #14032871 - 02/26/11 09:26 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

I used to work for some guy who would constantly say is twice in one sentence.  It pissed me off at first but it became funny after a while.  This is an example of him,  "See what it is, is people just don't like large objects inserted in their anus"


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14032905 - 02/26/11 09:32 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

While playing any type of multiplayer game and someone gets especially pwnt "you just got dipped in SAUCE"


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: R.J. Schiffler]
    #14032925 - 02/26/11 09:34 PM (13 years, 7 days ago)

lol one good one is "why dont you cry about it?"

also "its all good"

a good one for women is if they are putting something somewhere or taking off there jackets and hanging them up say "its going on... you got it"


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