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My uncle whos a farmer once said "she's drier than a popcorn fart" reffering to the lack of rain we'd been having . I had never heard that one before
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migraineur
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I heard a guy describing how some chick at a party really liked him and he goes "She was all over me like AIDS to a black man.".
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Mush 4 Brains
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
#14033063 - 02/26/11 09:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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That bitch had the personality of a beer fart
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
#14033079 - 02/26/11 09:54 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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This one is from weeds: "You got more excuses than a nigga in court!"
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migraineur
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14033210 - 02/26/11 10:14 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
physicist said: This one is from weeds: "You got more excuses than a nigga in court!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sophistic Radiance
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14033320 - 02/26/11 10:32 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sometimes, you just have to let go and let gosh.
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deCypher



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She had a face like someone lit it on fire and put it out with an anchor chain.
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migraineur
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: deCypher]
#14034772 - 02/27/11 08:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
deCypher said: She had a face like someone lit it on fire and put it out with an anchor chain.
One that made me laugh was "Your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screw driver".
I think I heard that one on an old episode of South Park.
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Dosile Kouki
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: migraineur]
#14034795 - 02/27/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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some of my favourites are:
" I was balls deep in <something> "
" i shat bricks "
" she can suck a golfball through a gardenhose "
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Dosile Kouki]
#14035087 - 02/27/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"She be suckin dick bro"
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Synesthetic
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14035101 - 02/27/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sucking a golf ball through a garden hose is from Full Metal Jacket.
Also from that movie... "I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!"
XD
I've been known to scream "GOD HATES YOUR SOUL" at things that piss me off even though I don't believe in one god :P
Also, almost any Trailer Park Boys expression cracks me the fuck up.
"Some kind of crazy liquor cheeseburger horrorshow!"
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Synesthetic]
#14035194 - 02/27/11 10:49 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
Synesthetic said: Sucking a golf ball through a garden hose is from Full Metal Jacket.
Also from that movie... "I WILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SKULL FUCK YOU!"
XD
I've been known to scream "GOD HATES YOUR SOUL" at things that piss me off even though I don't believe in one god :P
Also, almost any Trailer Park Boys expression cracks me the fuck up.
"Some kind of crazy liquor cheeseburger horrorshow!"
ricky "hey randy why dont you make like a tree and FUCK OFF"
Trailer Park Boys - Jalapeno Chips
makes me lol every time
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14035213 - 02/27/11 10:53 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"get the fuck away from me conky!"
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Synesthetic
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Hakim0777]
#14035280 - 02/27/11 11:05 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Hakim0777
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Synesthetic]
#14035370 - 02/27/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Frost
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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14035379 - 02/27/11 11:24 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"High as giraffe pussy"
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LobsterSauce


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: Frost]
#14035419 - 02/27/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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"I left her with a face like a painters radio"
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X-citer
Seeker on the Path

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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14038636 - 02/27/11 09:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Quote:
physicist said:
Quote:
migraineur said: When someone says something that unimpressed others my mate said "That went down like a cold cup of cum".
I also heard someone say something about a chick whose teeth were really buck "she could chew a carrot through a tennis racket".
I love it! those are good ones. I have a friend that says, "It shit the bed" anytime something doesn't work. If his computer crashes he says, "My mac just shit the bed." or if a light bulb goes out it "shit the bed"
Are you from Canada? 'shit the bed' is common where I live.
here's one:
"I'm so horny I could shampoo a cow."
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4HO-DMT


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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: X-citer]
#14038649 - 02/27/11 09:04 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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No not Canada, I like the shampooed cow though
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rackem



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Re: Expressions that have made you laugh? [Re: 4HO-DMT]
#14038703 - 02/27/11 09:10 PM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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i was getting yelled at by my boss and all of a sudden he says:
... "a wish list that wont quit"
also
more plastic than a barbie factory - refering to implants
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