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OfflineLion
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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14022530 - 02/24/11 09:20 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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When I was like 15 and just started smoking weed, I had a friend sleep over, and after we got done smoking in the garage, he opened up my freezer and asked "hey Jim, can we make garlic bread?" I responded "No, but we can make garlic ASS! :awehigh:"

We seriously almost died from laughing so hard even though it wasn't THAT funny.

And yeah, I know it's not the funniest thing I've 'heard' while high, but this thread brought the memory back and I thought I'd share.


That brought me back to the good old days of smoking when I was 14-16, back when every time I got high with my friends we just laughed and laughed for hours on end at absurdities.  Great stuff.  Once we were sitting around eating pizza, and I was trying to describe what Lysol was, and all I could come up with by way of explanation was that it was a "spraying agent."  We kept repeating the ridiculous phrase "spraying agent" and laughed for about 20 minutes straight.


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“Strengthened by contemplation and study,
I will not fear my passions like a coward.
My body I will give to pleasures,
to diversions that I’ve dreamed of,
to the most daring erotic desires,
to the lustful impulses of my blood, without
any fear at all, for whenever I will—
and I will have the will, strengthened
as I’ll be with contemplation and study—
at the crucial moments I’ll recover
my spirit as was before: ascetic.”

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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Lion]
    #14022548 - 02/24/11 09:23 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

One times me and my friends kept repeating "I drop some dimes some dimes" shit was funny. But the funniest was probably when I was at this girls house and we were eating some cereal, and then we both made eye contact with cereal in our mouths, we probably laughed for ten minutes over that one.


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: The Vapor]
    #14022974 - 02/24/11 10:40 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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One times me and my friends kept repeating "I drop some dimes some dimes" shit was funny. But the funniest was probably when I was at this girls house and we were eating some cereal, and then we both made eye contact with cereal in our mouths, we probably laughed for ten minutes over that one.



Hopefully not spitting all the cereal in her face =\

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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14025060 - 02/25/11 11:45 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
When I was like 15 and just started smoking weed, I had a friend sleep over, and after we got done smoking in the garage, he opened up my freezer and asked "hey Jim, can we make garlic bread?" I responded "No, but we can make garlic ASS! :awehigh:"

We seriously almost died from laughing so hard even though it wasn't THAT funny.

And yeah, I know it's not the funniest thing I've 'heard' while high, but this thread brought the memory back and I thought I'd share.



:suicide:  :suicide:  :suicide:

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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14025099 - 02/25/11 11:52 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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Austinh111 said:
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ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
When I was like 15 and just started smoking weed, I had a friend sleep over, and after we got done smoking in the garage, he opened up my freezer and asked "hey Jim, can we make garlic bread?" I responded "No, but we can make garlic ASS! :awehigh:"

We seriously almost died from laughing so hard even though it wasn't THAT funny.

And yeah, I know it's not the funniest thing I've 'heard' while high, but this thread brought the memory back and I thought I'd share.



:suicide:  :suicide:  :suicide:





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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14025106 - 02/25/11 11:53 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

The part in Pink Floyd's Live at Pompeii where they're talking about Berlioz and the echo chamber, then someone says "That's what they said to Berlioz."

Then Nick Mason says "That's what they said to Beethoven...and the only reason he carried on was because he was deaf!"

That made me laugh my fucking ass off when i saw it on mushrooms.:lol:


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14025109 - 02/25/11 11:54 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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Lol the whole point of the thread is to show appreciation to any drug and how happy it makes you feel. When im doughed I laugh at any thing.





we already have a thread like this.

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/7334679/fpart/1/vc/1

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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: igwna]
    #14029848 - 02/26/11 11:00 AM (13 years, 6 days ago)

Didnt realize that =\

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