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OfflineEywa_devotee
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For a bit of fun, Poppies forever!
    #14029310 - 02/26/11 08:43 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

So we are spending millions billions of dollars fighting the drug war in Afghanistan trying to wipe out the poppy fields owned by dirt poor farmers on the verge of dieing. Why not send the evil drug warriors a message they won't ever forget? To fight against the drug war at home is very simple.

Warning: this is to be taken as a JOKE, actually doing this could WILL get you domestic terrorism charges...

Wouldn't it be nice if marijuana seeds were like dandelions and you could just scatter them by the millions without trying? While you cannot do this with pot plants too easily, but you can sure do it with opium poppies! That's right ladies and gentleman, simply go to your nearest Indian or Asian grocery store and buy the biggest bag of the cheapest poppy seeds they have! That's right, for about $6.00, you too can have thousands millions of VERY potent opium poppy seeds with a 90% germination rate, Persian whites, or Indian blues, pick your poison...

Now duly armed with millions of these seeds, buy a few cases of the cheapest toy model rockets you can find. Next remove the parachute and replace it with a cotton ball or a wad of newspaper. Then put a table spoon or so of the poppy seeds and launch them over vacant lots, parks, wastelands, pasture lands, prison grounds, and other areas where they are likely to grow. A few dozen people doing this even one day would be enough to give the DEA a headache for years! PS, if you dust them with trichoderma spores before loading them they will be immune to the the DEA's evil poppy rot bio-weapon also!

In addition, sprinkling a few at the courthouse or police station's landscaping would be a fine addition to their garden. Now we can clearly see the drug war is a waste of time and money, and obviously is about KILLING PEOPLE, not "drugs". Tat's all folks!


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Eywa_devotee]
    #14029329 - 02/26/11 08:47 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Poppies used for food are indeed pure bred papaver somniferum a.k.a. opium poppy.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Eywa_devotee]
    #14029344 - 02/26/11 08:52 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Ha? I doubt that would accomplish anything, it's an obscure drug that doesn't send a message, it just, at most, gives junkies cheaper poppies. How old are you?


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: 13.step]
    #14029421 - 02/26/11 09:14 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

I threw poppy seeds all over the place. None of them took.


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: DrMambo]
    #14029521 - 02/26/11 09:39 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

The drug war is about making money for the government. Isn't it funny that before we invaded Afghanistan their poppy out put was less than 4%, and now that we occupied it and are fighting a war their, the out put is more than 80%.

I think the military is also made to protect those poppy fields from the insurgents who try to destroy them, because they know its wrong, thats why their poppy out put was only 4% before we invaded them.


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029529 - 02/26/11 09:43 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

I seriously doubt those numbers...where did the before-war statistics come from?


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: 13.step]
    #14029539 - 02/26/11 09:44 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Ill find out for you, give me a minute


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: 13.step]
    #14029540 - 02/26/11 09:45 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

the Taliban did have extreme control over everything going on in that country


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Eywa_devotee]
    #14029587 - 02/26/11 09:55 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Eywa_devotee said:
So we are spending millions billions of dollars fighting the drug war in Afghanistan trying to wipe out the poppy fields owned by dirt poor farmers on the verge of dieing. Why not send the evil drug warriors a message they won't ever forget? To fight against the drug war at home is very simple.

Warning: this is to be taken as a JOKE, actually doing this could WILL get you domestic terrorism charges...

Wouldn't it be nice if marijuana seeds were like dandelions and you could just scatter them by the millions without trying? While you cannot do this with pot plants too easily, but you can sure do it with opium poppies! That's right ladies and gentleman, simply go to your nearest Indian or Asian grocery store and buy the biggest bag of the cheapest poppy seeds they have! That's right, for about $6.00, you too can have thousands millions of VERY potent opium poppy seeds with a 90% germination rate, Persian whites, or Indian blues, pick your poison...

Now duly armed with millions of these seeds, buy a few cases of the cheapest toy model rockets you can find. Next remove the parachute and replace it with a cotton ball or a wad of newspaper. Then put a table spoon or so of the poppy seeds and launch them over vacant lots, parks, wastelands, pasture lands, prison grounds, and other areas where they are likely to grow. A few dozen people doing this even one day would be enough to give the DEA a headache for years! PS, if you dust them with trichoderma spores before loading them they will be immune to the the DEA's evil poppy rot bio-weapon also!

In addition, sprinkling a few at the courthouse or police station's landscaping would be a fine addition to their garden. Now we can clearly see the drug war is a waste of time and money, and obviously is about KILLING PEOPLE, not "drugs". Tat's all folks!




if your ever in seattle during the summer and you walk around certain neighborhoods you will no do doubt see my dirty work. Though im clean now I pretty much turned certain areas into poppy motherloads.

johnny poppy seed! I have a different method though, I mis 10% poppy seed with 90% sand and just toss that shit in peoples yards. The sand spreads the seeds out so instead of hundreds of little buds that never grow that big that need to be weeded out you have less bigger plants. :tee:


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: DrMambo]
    #14029595 - 02/26/11 09:57 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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DrMambo said:
the Taliban did have extreme control over everything going on in that country




now its just warlords and shit. Rich as fuck warlords smuggling that shit all over the world.


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029596 - 02/26/11 09:57 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Go here and read the first couple pages.. It sates that when the taliban was in power the area under poppy production was under 8000 hectares

http://www.parliament.uk/briefingpapers/commons/lib/research/briefings/snia-05025.pdf


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029600 - 02/26/11 09:58 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

The US government is the fucking warlord, why cant people see that.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029605 - 02/26/11 09:59 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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zeitgeister said:
The US government is the fucking warlord, why cant people see that.




:rolleyes:


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Hakim0777]
    #14029617 - 02/26/11 10:02 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

I know, and im sure more than 90%(not a actual statistic) of the population in this country still think we do good for the other peoples of the world.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029680 - 02/26/11 10:23 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

I guess its good to see that farmers planted 157,000 hectares in 2008, and in 2010 its down to 123,000 hectares, but its still pails in comparison to when the taliban was in power. also NATO has rejected the Russians proposal to spray the fields with chemicals to kill the poppy. I wonder why NATO would want to do that?

Could anyone tell me why they might not want to spray the fields?


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029723 - 02/26/11 10:35 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

NATO wants their cut :yesnod:


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Eywa_devotee]
    #14029725 - 02/26/11 10:35 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: Master Shake]
    #14029728 - 02/26/11 10:35 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

Quote:

zeitgeister said:
The US government is the fucking warlord, why cant people see that.



Atleast women can like, go to school now and thangs :smilingpuppy:


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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: twighead]
    #14029744 - 02/26/11 10:40 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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twighead said:
Atleast women can like, go to school now and thangs :smilingpuppy:




yeah thats always a good thing


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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Re: For a bit of fun, Poppies forever! [Re: rackem]
    #14029774 - 02/26/11 10:45 AM (13 years, 7 days ago)

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rackem said:
NATO wants their cut :yesnod:




Theirs alot of profit to be made in that perticular Drug industry, thats what this world is all about nowadays profits, with out profits this capitalistic society we live in today would fall apart.


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Master Shake: Hark! The first firefly of the summer solstice! Fetch my royal net! Oh. Hey.
Carl: Yeah.
Master Shake: You dropped something.
Carl: Eh, that's okay. I don't need it anymore.
Master Shake: What if it's a golden egg?
Carl: Heh, how about you crack it open with your teeth, and see if it is?
Master Shake: (chomps) Ugh, it's not!
Carl: (laughs) Sucker.

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