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Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm
#14028914 - 02/26/11 03:44 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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In my left nut. Well, not the testicle itself, one of the muscles directly behind it, but either way it fucking hurts. Feels like someone stabbed it with a nail or something.
Be a good time for some fucking opiates.
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sui
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Synesthetic]
#14028918 - 02/26/11 03:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get cancer
Feel your balls Squeeze your balls Tease your balls Please your balls
Early detection is the key Rub your balls and you won't get cancer
Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get Cancer Hey kids feel your balls You don't want cancer
Rub your balls Squeeze your balls So you don't get cancer
MASTURBATE EVERYDAY!
Hey kids feel your balls So you don't get cancer Hey kids rub your balls So you don't get cancer
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING!
Hey kids rub your balls, While masurbating looking for lump If you find a lump Then go to the doctor And get your testicle removed
RUB YOUR TESTICLES, WHILE MASTURBATING OR WHILE NOT MATURBATING!
Rub your balls for no reason Other then for checking for cancer Or rub your balls Specifically for the only reason of Checking for cancer Or rub your balls Only for pleasure Or for pleasure and For checking for cancer at the same time
*pause*
You can pleasure your balls And aslo check for cancer At the same time
You can pleasure yourself And also check for cancer At the same time
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE!
Pleasure your balls And check them for Cancer at the same time
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Synesthetic
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: sui]
#14028933 - 02/26/11 03:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I jerk of 2-3 times a day, but I'll give them a feel to see if I can find anything to be concerned about (it's just a dull throbbing pain now)...one sec...
After feeling, it's not in a muscle. I don't know the anatomy off the top of my head so I'm not sure. I'll look it up and report back.
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Synesthetic
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Synesthetic]
#14028940 - 02/26/11 04:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I don't think it's a lump, but there's definitely some sort of swelling in the left epididymis, and it's pretty fucking tender. Still going at a dull ache. What the fuck would have made that happen all of a sudden? I mean it was a sharp fucking pain, then turned to a dull ache.
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Synesthetic
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Synesthetic]
#14028943 - 02/26/11 04:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Okay I'm pretty fucking paranoid now. Shit. I keep feeling around in there because it's surprisingly hard to tell exactly where the pain is coming from. I toughed out the pain and felt up that swelling a bit more and there's definitely something fucked up going on.
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Odd
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Synesthetic]
#14028963 - 02/26/11 04:55 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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...dick cancer...
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Odd]
#14028976 - 02/26/11 05:16 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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possibru?
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Salomon]
#14028979 - 02/26/11 05:18 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Wouldn't the testicle itself be swollen if that cord was twisted?
It's a tiny little thing that's swollen somewhere on that cord and hurts like fuck.
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: Synesthetic]
#14028996 - 02/26/11 05:33 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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Sorry mate, it's Definitely AIDS. Naw....but seriously its only the early stages of HIV.
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: samba_lightning]
#14029163 - 02/26/11 07:37 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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sounds like a vericocele or how ever you spell it. I have it. It's when the contraction that is supposed to pump blood out of the vein that feeds the testicle ceases to work properly and blood pools. It is harmless but can be very painful and surgery is needed to fix it.
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Re: Having some sort of fucking muscle spasm [Re: collinZzZz]
#14029171 - 02/26/11 07:40 AM (12 years, 10 months ago) |
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happens to me .. its an infection bro.. mine was from shooting up dope.. its the epdisimitis however u spell it..
mine would crack hard for a sec.. freak me out then just dull ache for a few hours then repeat ..
antibotics .. zpack worked best
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