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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Know anyone who fucked your friends mom?
    #14025346 - 02/25/11 12:51 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I knew a friend, ended up fucking my other friends mom. She was a pill head, and fucked him for some cocaine. She was like 45 he was 18.

Anyone have anything to share?


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14025366 - 02/25/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Howd your friend who was the son of this crackwhore react when he found out his mom got fucked by a friend?


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Invisiblep4kSouL
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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: Buckthorn]
    #14025368 - 02/25/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

He doesnt like to talk about it :heart:


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14025427 - 02/25/11 01:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

A similar experience happened to me

A friend of mines mother,also a pill head, drank a handle of jack and fucked one of our friends.We were 17 or so at the time. When I woke up the doors of the house were all ripped off the hinges and cabinet doors were smashed. My friend had gotten so angry when he found out that he went on a rampage.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: aNeway2sayHooray]
    #14025429 - 02/25/11 01:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lol, only difference between my story is my friend loved Milfs, and my friends mom was 'kinda hot'


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14025440 - 02/25/11 01:12 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Went to high school with this 17 year old kid that looked like he was 26.  Real tall strong guy into football/wrestling.  He was chilling at a classmates mom's house, porking the mom when the husband came home.  Well i guess the husband was getting in his face.  The kid was all hungover and not willing to deal with bullshit.  So the 17 year old  kid beat the shit out of the 30 something husband.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14025540 - 02/25/11 01:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I used to know a girl in high school who would have wild parties at her house all the time, but her mom would always get trashed and do the ole flirt&fuck with almost any penis in her path who wasn't disgusted and happened to be without moral standards (she wasn't the prettiest lady).


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: gzuf]
    #14025598 - 02/25/11 01:46 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

fucked 2 mothers, don't know their kids though.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: Lennyk] * 2
    #14025614 - 02/25/11 01:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you mother fucker:awewtf:


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: Mush 4 Brains]
    #14025722 - 02/25/11 02:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Mush 4 Brains said:
you mother fucker:awewtf:



i told them that, they didn't care :awetongue: gave better head to them than they had gotten ever/many years. The one sucked at giving head, the other was the most skilled at oral i have known in my life.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: p4kSouL] * 1
    #14025740 - 02/25/11 02:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My friend's mom sucked my dick (she was a crackhead and a pill head) when I was like 19. I had been puffing hubs with my buddies in one of their mom's houses. I walked out to smoke a cigarette because i couldnt smoke in there and saw the mom out there smoking. One thing lead to another, I gave her a rock and she sucked me off.

Im 6 years clean off of crack now though.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14025765 - 02/25/11 02:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Crack is wack.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: thoughts]
    #14025776 - 02/25/11 02:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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iwasaClown said:
Crack is wack.




Crack > DDT.

The whole concept of crack is what pisses me off.
The coke is so cut that you can't even snort it.
So let's just rock it up!


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14025961 - 02/25/11 03:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

that is not the concept of crack at all, its  a different more intense  and way more euphoric route of administration man.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14026725 - 02/25/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
My friend's mom sucked my dick (she was a crackhead and a pill head) when I was like 19. I had been puffing hubs with my buddies in one of their mom's houses. I walked out to smoke a cigarette because i couldnt smoke in there and saw the mom out there smoking. One thing lead to another, I gave her a rock and she sucked me off.

Im 6 years clean off of crack now though.




:rofl:

Awesome story.


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: RobMarley420]
    #14028639 - 02/26/11 01:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Bump


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Re: Know anyone who fucked your friends mom? [Re: p4kSouL]
    #14028654 - 02/26/11 01:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My friends mom had him when she was only 15, so shes always kinda been the younger party type as we were growing up. I never nailed her, but one time while we were drinking at his house she made out with me. Shes married too (step dad). It was way weird. Im not sure if he ever found out

I was like 20 at the time, so she was 35. Not too shabby lookin either.


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