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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: tospace]
    #14021309 - 02/24/11 05:44 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

Next time she calls, ask her to come over and suck ur pee-pee.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14021383 - 02/24/11 05:56 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

Years ago someone posted about how he was pracitcally in love with some girl went over to her house and got really sick.  He somehow ended up running into her bathroom and shitting into her tub.  Do that, post pics or else you'll be the next nordique

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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: 4runner]
    #14021394 - 02/24/11 05:57 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

Ah whatever, I've been with the same chick over 4 years now Idc what people think since I'm on not on the hunt anymore. :shrug:


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: starfire_xes]
    #14021508 - 02/24/11 06:11 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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starfire_xes said:
Next time she calls, ask her to come over and suck ur pee-pee.



:ilold:


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021533 - 02/24/11 06:14 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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PreparationH said:
Years ago someone posted about how he was pracitcally in love with some girl went over to her house and got really sick.  He somehow ended up running into her bathroom and shitting into her tub.  Do that, post pics or else you'll be the next nordique




Which reminds me of this.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3274355
Do that and you will never have to see her again.

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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: tospace]
    #14021568 - 02/24/11 06:18 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

have you tried smashing her shit box while it is dry?

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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: tospace]
    #14021658 - 02/24/11 06:28 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

man.. i don't understand the logic behind "she invited me to smoke, so naturally i offer to bring shrooms".  at all.

getting high with someone is totally low-key.  taking a trip with someone is totally not.  it's rather intimate, imo.  and, considering you don't even like her, it seems rather strange and irresponsible to even let her know you have them.

my advice would be to just not bring the shrooms.  be like "yeah, i thought i had the hook up, but it didn't pan out.  sorry."  then get high and hang out like a normal person.  divide your attention evenly among the girls, maybe talk to the hot one just a bit more to give the other girl the hint that you're not into her like that.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: 4runner]
    #14021669 - 02/24/11 06:29 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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anunnakian said:
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PreparationH said:
Years ago someone posted about how he was pracitcally in love with some girl went over to her house and got really sick.  He somehow ended up running into her bathroom and shitting into her tub.  Do that, post pics or else you'll be the next nordique




Which reminds me of this.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3274355
Do that and you will never have to see her again.



oh my god thats the funniest thing ive seen for a while!  :ilold: hard!


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: wow]
    #14021683 - 02/24/11 06:30 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

LOL actually that is what I was referring to, I thought that was a shroomerite that's funny.

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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: tospace]
    #14022000 - 02/24/11 07:31 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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tospace said:
This one girl that likes me kept harrasin me kinda and one day some how she kinda convinced me to hang out with her and her hot friend and her fat friend to get high, naturally I offered to bring some shrooms since they would be smoking me out.  Now I just don't really feel like goin over there and I think this girl got the idea that I'm into her.  Don't know what to say.  Don't wana give my shrooms away. Plus things are going well with this other girl that I really like.  Any advise?  man I shouldn't of talked to her on the phone, She got the idea that I like her and I definitely realized I don;t like her.  Any advise?  Thanks.



How about you just be HONEST with the girl.
Tell her you'd like to be friends but you're interested in someone else.

No fucking wonder most girls can't be straight up with us..:facepalm:


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: Set]
    #14022046 - 02/24/11 07:40 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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Set said:
I can't recall a girl who wasn't into me that gave me the courtesy of not leading me on.




Exactly girls couldnt give two fucks about how a guy feels they lead guys on to stroke their own egos and think its fun to fuck with our heads so dont sugarcoat anything OP who cares how she will feel cuz if it was the other way around and you liked her she would crush your hopes of getting with her with a smile on her face and think its funny.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: Drumfiend]
    #14022067 - 02/24/11 07:44 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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Drumfiend said:
You could casually allude to being gay.



ive done that in the past. i have no shame.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: frith]
    #14023039 - 02/24/11 10:50 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Take your gf with you. Smoke up friend, friend of friend, girlfriend. Eat shrooms, get naked.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: PreparationH]
    #14023266 - 02/24/11 11:40 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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PreparationH said:
LOL actually that is what I was referring to, I thought that was a shroomerite that's funny.



There's nooooo way that story is true.

Why the fuck would you carry around pee bottles?


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14023322 - 02/24/11 11:50 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

if I remember right that poster has posted there about using pee bottles.

Pretty sure he is just one of those rare funny trolls.

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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: tospace]
    #14023449 - 02/25/11 12:19 AM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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tospace said:
This one girl that likes me kept harrasin me kinda and one day some how she kinda convinced me to hang out with her and her hot friend and her fat friend to get high, naturally I offered to bring some shrooms since they would be smoking me out.  Now I just don't really feel like goin over there and I think this girl got the idea that I'm into her.  Don't know what to say.  Don't wana give my shrooms away. Plus things are going well with this other girl that I really like.  Any advise?  man I shouldn't of talked to her on the phone, She got the idea that I like her and I definitely realized I don;t like her.  Any advise?  Thanks.





You should still go and possibly fandango the hot girl. If anything, get smoked out, sit there and look pretty, and then pull a lame excuse out of your ass that is somewhat believable to get you off the hook. You leave, arrive home high, and then jack off to your self-empowerment.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14023484 - 02/25/11 12:25 AM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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meatcakeman said:
You leave, arrive home high, and then jack off to your self-empowerment.




wise words.  :geordinod:


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Re: How to turn down a girl? *DELETED* [Re: circularvortex]
    #14023491 - 02/25/11 12:28 AM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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circularvortex said:
Post deleted by sui<p>Reason for deletion: Getting Tired of seeing this.

If this is all you have to say as input keep it to youyrself.

post with the intent of causing intelligent discussion or not at all.





That was my way of saying, "Your post is silly, and you shouldn't need advice in this situation."

I think the 3 people that quoted me had similar thoughts.


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Re: How to turn down a girl? *DELETED* [Re: circularvortex]
    #14023512 - 02/25/11 12:34 AM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:hmm:

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Re: How to turn down a girl? *DELETED* [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14023521 - 02/25/11 12:36 AM (13 years, 8 days ago)

don't take it to heart he's shroomerys crappiest mod.

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