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OfflineAlmond Flour
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"In case shit happens" ....letter
    #14023237 - 02/24/11 11:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

As i mature into a full grown adult, im starting to experience all the freedom and responsibility that entails. It also means an acceptance of life on this planet, and the realization that shit can, and probably will get ugly. If not now.....when im an old man, but bottom line is theres only one way off this god forsaken planet.

I believe its called an Advanced Directive where i tell people who are closest to me what to do if I die, become a vegetable, etc. However im wondering if some unorthodox suggestions written and signed by me, would be acted on sincerely by law given MY WISHES when it comes to my life.

Ex.  IF this should happen and i am unable to consciously take care of myself physically, or mentally....and put to the mercy of the United states health/mental health system. I want to be euthanised in Oregon or something.



Would this type of shit fly in an advanced directive? Could i tell them that if i am a vegetable, or permanently insane to end my life?


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Re: "In case shit happens" ....letter [Re: Almond Flour]
    #14023254 - 02/24/11 11:38 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

keep an emergency ejection kit. Most people I know have one. Most people I know would agree to help me take it if I made that wish known.


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Re: "In case shit happens" ....letter [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14023303 - 02/24/11 11:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Oregon is a beautiful place and there is many a places I would be happy to die but...


interesting.

Probably if you are a vegetable you could say no life support. Not sure about insane, drooling in a corner pooping yourself.


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Re: "In case shit happens" ....letter [Re: 4runner]
    #14023312 - 02/24/11 11:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm pretty sure they are not allowed to euthanize humans. That Kevorkian guy tried it and it didn't work out so well for him.


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Re: "In case shit happens" ....letter [Re: lil_demented]
    #14023360 - 02/24/11 11:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If I go crazy...

send me to the redwood forest.  I ill happily die of exposure there.


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Re: "In case shit happens" ....letter [Re: 4runner]
    #14023390 - 02/25/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
If I go crazy...

send me to the redwood forest.  I ill happily die of exposure there.




Im currently here, and surprisingly its taught me that beauty from your environment comes from within. Its just as easy to be miserable surrounded by the most beautiful landscape if your souls out of wack.


Anyway i wrote a temporary one, until i can get an official one signed and notarized.


Advances Directive
Should I fall victim to

-A vegetative state
-Permanently insane
-Comatose
-Daily required pharmaceutical drugs against my wishes (for mental or physical purposes)
-Or placed under a required supervision by my parents, or state mental facilities

….I am instructing that my life be terminated (removal of equipment, euthanization, or whatever action will invoke such wishes)

All of my belongings are to go to my (first wife), or to my children. If they are unable to acquire said items/financial resources, my belongings are to be disposed of and my money is to be used to purchase lavish living conditions for my pets (outside of any required cages )…and the rest is to be donated to the musical arts. My body is to be buried without a coffin, and i am to be given a Lutheran funeral with minimal expense.



________________________________________________ (name here)


what do ya think


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Edited by Almond Flour (02/25/11 12:07 AM)


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