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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022716 - 02/24/11 09:54 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Would she really object if you brought champagne? She seriously never even drinks?


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022721 - 02/24/11 09:55 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

seriously. She never does. Weird huh?


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022736 - 02/24/11 09:57 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah. Very strange. There is a guy that I work with who is studying psychology of all things, and has never drank, never done any drugs, and can't even swallow a pill.

He just seems so stiff and boring. And I'm pretty sure he has never gotten laid. Kinda :feelsbadman:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022741 - 02/24/11 09:58 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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Ballerium said:
Yeah. Very strange. There is a guy that I work with who is studying psychology of all things, and has never drank, never done any drugs, and can't even swallow a pill.

He just seems so stiff and boring. And I'm pretty sure he has never gotten laid. Kinda :feelsbadman:



oh, she's gonna get laid. She just doesn't know it yet.


rufies have no flavor...


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022761 - 02/24/11 10:01 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:lolsy:

How dare you taint her soberness!


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022769 - 02/24/11 10:03 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Oh, I wasn't talking about her. I just get so much performance anxiety....:lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022774 - 02/24/11 10:04 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:nonono:


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022791 - 02/24/11 10:07 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Buy some magnums and have those out but ffill the box with the regular ones. Tha shoul;d impress her.

Or unless you have to buy the mags, then damn :laugh2:

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Re: condoms [Re: tripp23]
    #14022794 - 02/24/11 10:07 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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i always feel awesome buying condoms, because it means i ran out of my large stock :datass:




I always feel awesome too, haha.
Buying magnums, the look on the faces of the girls working there.. always priceless.


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14022796 - 02/24/11 10:08 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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anunnakian said:
Buy some magnums and have those out but ffill the box with the regular ones. Tha shoul;d impress her.

Or unless you have to buy the mags, then damn :laugh2:



I actually have to have them specially made.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022967 - 02/24/11 10:39 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

because you're allergic to the normal material

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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14022972 - 02/24/11 10:40 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023055 - 02/24/11 10:54 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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nicechrisman said:
more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.




:freshwtf:


Do I need to smoke more to understand?



derp what? Okay.

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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14023112 - 02/24/11 11:04 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:lol:  that's a new one.

Mine's like a broken safety pin

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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14023130 - 02/24/11 11:08 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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anunnakian said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
more of a size thing. It's like a baby's arm holding an apple.




:freshwtf:


Do I need to smoke more to understand?



derp what? Okay.



I prefer the austin powers one.


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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14023155 - 02/24/11 11:12 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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:lol:  that's a new one.

Mine's like a broken safety pin




Have to use hexarmor condoms huh?

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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14024358 - 02/25/11 08:26 AM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Never used one never will.  After a pregnancy with my girl in an LTR  - which we "dealt with", I got snipped.  If I want sex I want sex - I cannot even imagine how much a condom must suck.  I would not even know how to put one on......  bareback all the way baby. 

BTW I never slept around alot or ever with an unknown skank.  I've been very fortunate to have been with top shelf women I at least knew to a degree.  You have to decide whats important.  Some guys will bang anything.  Not me............


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