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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14023482 - 02/25/11 12:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
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nicechrisman said: We'd kick his ass. And then shoot mortar rounds up it.




:lmafo: :dumblol: :lmafo:
Fucker you almost woke the wife up.



:laugh2:


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023490 - 02/25/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Damn there is still a static steady flow of snow.

I hope the wife gets snowed in tomorrow.  :mmmsexy:


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14023493 - 02/25/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I_was_the_walrus said:
One time on an eigth of mushrooms I took a bath with my pants and shoes on. I couldnt get em off and said fuck it




Haha, clothes are so confusing to me while tripping. It took me forever to figure out how to change my shirt :lol:



I remember onetime I was on a heroic dose of mushrooms...like the most I ever ate...i couldnt get my fly down so i said 'fuck it" and peed myself.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14023496 - 02/25/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Pm me your address I'd I'll send you a jar of the used bath water. :tongue:


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14023498 - 02/25/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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anunnakian said:
Damn there is still a static steady flow of snow.

I hope the wife gets snowed in tomorrow.  :mmmsexy:



naked day?


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023504 - 02/25/11 12:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

every day without the rommate is naked day.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14023508 - 02/25/11 12:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

you guys gotta get rid of room mate.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023516 - 02/25/11 12:34 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

step one- get rid of room mate
step two- naked day every diay
step three- win


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14023527 - 02/25/11 12:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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MisterMuscaria said:
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Ballerium said:
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I_was_the_walrus said:
One time on an eigth of mushrooms I took a bath with my pants and shoes on. I couldnt get em off and said fuck it




Haha, clothes are so confusing to me while tripping. It took me forever to figure out how to change my shirt :lol:



I remember onetime I was on a heroic dose of mushrooms...like the most I ever ate...i couldnt get my fly down so i said 'fuck it" and peed myself.





:lolsy:

I hate that sensation I get while tripping of always feeling like I have wet myself.

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Pm me your address I'd I'll send you a jar of the used bath water. :tongue:




That's not good enough. For all I know it could be someone else's bathwater :snub:


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14023542 - 02/25/11 12:43 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm callin it yall. I sure hope I sleep better than I did last night. My sore throat kept me awake most of the night.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023548 - 02/25/11 12:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sweet dreams :cloud9:

I have a feeling the wind is going to keep me awake tonight.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023560 - 02/25/11 12:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Night brah

The other night I was here in lnc, complaining about my brother in law that chugs booze and plays video games for 10 hours straight. I forgot to mention he passed out, slept on a chair with his head set on, controller in hand...got up out of nowhere, and pissed in the closet. The best part of the story...it was filled with all of my shit. Golf clubs, bags of clothes. Awesome


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14023580 - 02/25/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

piss on some of his stuff


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: I_was_the_walrus]
    #14023584 - 02/25/11 12:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

that's a major bummer


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14023587 - 02/25/11 12:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Tonight I drank for the first time in a while:thumbup:


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14023590 - 02/25/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wanna hear an interesting story? I think you know this person.

I always felt weird about this, and I will never forget it. It just took some time to remember it all.

One time I was fronted a vile of LSD. Well it wasn't that strange of a thing as some might imagine. I mean this was number two.

Well here I am with a fresh vile of lsd. I end up going to some party with a crap load of friends in some really rich persons house, friends dads house(dad was gone). Well a close buddy and I where all about getting a bit lost. My buddy was also someone helping me get rid of some of this. Well as it turns out me and my friend eat about half the vile, fucking tolerance :facepalm:. Bit I think I have a lot more, maybe 60 hits. Easy to get 50 bucks for that, no problem. Well even though I ate some 30+ hits and my friend ate 15 or so we where hardly feeling anything, but just enough...

So my friend has the vile and is getting a few bucks for it, a good friend of ours(I will call him Glen) grabs it from him and decides to dose just about everyone there is at the house. He is quick, like a bunny ninja. It took him about 10 minutes, it was a big house, to come back to me with this crazy face on him... Kind of like a dog that ate your food, but you did leave it on the ground and walk really fucking far away look.

All I could say is... awsome:thumbup:
in my mind there was a bit of :albundy:

So I never paid that front off. But I will one way or another in the future.

Had to get that off my chest...






Oh and nicechrisman, roomate is going away soon.... any month now. Yay tax return and yay getting into a new place sans roomate/brother n law.

As much as I love the guy it is just ... living with the guy. I just get... I don't know there are only a few people I could live with like that for long periods of time and he is not one of them. Great guy... just not, living with married couple kind of guy.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14023593 - 02/25/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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piss on some of his stuff





I really should. Im gonna get black out drunk and piss all over his shit and just be like "oops".


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14023596 - 02/25/11 12:58 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hope everyone hadda good night


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14023601 - 02/25/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I think it's hard for a couple to live with a room mate.

Now I really AM going to bed?

I think I remember that vial.


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Edited by nicechrisman (02/25/11 01:07 AM)


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14023603 - 02/25/11 12:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

since today is spelling asshole day, I have to say your story sucked based on the fact you said vile and not vial. Sorry, not my rule.


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verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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