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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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LaceratedNecroticCock
    #14022556 - 02/24/11 09:26 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

So today I managed to set off a minor shitstorm in the pub.

It all began when I was searching google news. I noticed a large number of stories about how 10 times the annual average of dead baby dolphins have been washing up on our gulfcoast shores. Here are a few images for references.





I found this upsetting because I believe that as the dominate life form on the planet, it is our job to be good stewards of the planets resources and other life forms. I was also upset because I remember how, during the oil crisis, President Barack Obama seemed to constantly bow to BP and allow the crisis to go on longer than it need to. Now, I understand that there may or may not have been much he could have down to create a better outcome, but the fact remains that during the crisis, he blatantly acted like he did not give a shit. Further, many articles since that time have argued that we have been lied to about the amount of oil actually leaked. So I got in a shitty mood.

Further, I saw that Smokey Robinson, popular for such motown hits as "cruise away", has been invited to the white house. I have noticed that many black celebrities have been invited there. I also am quite aware that Obama has been widely declared the nations first black president. This is not correct. He is not black he is mixed. I don't really care about race but I do believe in being correct about shit. He is not black, he is either half black half white, or mostly white depending on which sets of DNA you count. But he publically seems to embrace the black side of his heritage much more so than his white side. I feel this is a carefully planned move on his part to bring out the black vote and the liberal vote who thinks america is now "more progressive" or something. He is using the race card to further his own political agenda, which to me is just as offensive as say, a Klan rally.

I tried to express this earlier, but I was pissed off by baby dolphins and just vented. As such, it has been explained to me that I am an "ignorant, racist, child of low intelligence," because I believe that:

1) Obama could have either done more or at least acted like he gave a damn during the oil spill.

and

2) I believe Obama manipulates people's feelings towards racial issues to further his own agenda.

I guess I suck balls.

It has also been pointed out to me that it is widely known that all of the people that participate in LNC are actually my own puppet accounts, so anybody who doesn't re-launch an attack against me needs to be banned as a puppet.

How was your day?

I'm still struggling to come to terms with dead baby dolphins.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022569 - 02/24/11 09:28 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Thats a great post larry, I fully support you.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022573 - 02/24/11 09:29 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

oops, I thought I had logged on as one of my puppets, "thor."


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022586 - 02/24/11 09:32 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Oh, in paragraph three of OP, I wrote planets instead of planet's. I guess that proves everything I say is full of lies, spread by me by the spirit of the Antichrist.


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022587 - 02/24/11 09:32 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:dontspillme:

:lolsy::thumbup:

i feel ya man. im not exactly sure why, but i feel ya.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022593 - 02/24/11 09:34 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Dolphins are overrated, we like them just because they have that stupid smile on their face all the time, look at the dead one, he practically rofl-ing.

(Puppet post sucesful, good job Larry, thank you Larry)

It's fucking 6 am over here, I can't sleep :crankey:, does it still count as Late night whatever?


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 13.step]
    #14022606 - 02/24/11 09:36 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Sure it counts


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022617 - 02/24/11 09:39 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Fuck Obama :crankey:

I guess I shall await the banhammer since I don't oppose you.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022630 - 02/24/11 09:40 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Before it comes, I just want you to know that I have never enjoyed pretending to be someone else as much as I have enjoyed pretending to be a Georgia girl with a passion for gardening. I will miss being you.


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RIP Acidic_Sloth

Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022636 - 02/24/11 09:42 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

this thread has taken me from

:awetrippie:

to

:awecid:

you guys are blowing my fucking mind right now.

:lolsy:


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022637 - 02/24/11 09:42 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:ilold:

I will miss you being in me too.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022640 - 02/24/11 09:42 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)



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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: dynomite]
    #14022653 - 02/24/11 09:44 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:rotfl:


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022661 - 02/24/11 09:46 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)


dolphins are very friendly creatures!


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022665 - 02/24/11 09:46 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

there's nothing we can really do now. i gave up on humanity once justin beiber was born.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14022666 - 02/24/11 09:47 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Well larry I hope you are felling better now. I watched that thread and thought fuck.... bad day?

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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14022670 - 02/24/11 09:47 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

anunnakian said:
Well larry I hope you are felling better now. I watched that thread and thought fuck.... bad day?



this:facepalm:


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: meatcakeman]
    #14022672 - 02/24/11 09:47 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

meatcakeman said:
there's nothing we can really do now. i gave up on humanity once justin beiber was born.




nah there is something we can do.

watch them (referring to bieber-like child stars) slowly turn into lindsey lohan. :lolsy:

its very amusing.


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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: 4runner]
    #14022677 - 02/24/11 09:48 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah, I feel better. Thanks.

How are you doin'?


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Sunset_Mission said:
"larry the scary rex
verily scary when thoroughly vexed
invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
April 24th 2011

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Re: LaceratedNecroticCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022681 - 02/24/11 09:49 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:

dolphins are very friendly creatures!




One of my cats used to get on my stomach when I was laying down and try to hump me. Little red cock out and everything. It was kind of disturbing. He was solid white and had one green eye and one blue eye. Maybe he was just blind and thought I was a huge cat :shrug:


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