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InvisiblePrisoner#1
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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021611 - 02/24/11 06:21 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
Girls can get moody on birth control.
Can also lose their sex drive.





girls are moody anyway

marriage kills their sex drive faster

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Re: condoms [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14021616 - 02/24/11 06:22 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

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frylock91 said:
That outfit looks like it's about to pop haha




I gotta admit that she looks like a midget...

And that's kinda hot.





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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021639 - 02/24/11 06:25 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

ok that looks like a midget with downs wtf

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Re: condoms [Re: PreparationH]
    #14021646 - 02/24/11 06:26 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

Don't they pretty much all, save for a few.

I still want to fuck one before I die.

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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021656 - 02/24/11 06:27 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)



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Re: condoms [Re: Anthony917]
    #14021677 - 02/24/11 06:30 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

I would love to have my cock in her... everything.
It would look so HUGE.

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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14021784 - 02/24/11 06:50 PM (13 years, 9 days ago)

:ilold:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022045 - 02/24/11 07:40 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

:lolsy:

Honestly though I don't get the midget thing. I mean, unless you're a midget...why??? I just dont find them attractive. like at all. I dont get it.

Man, I went to The Dirty Show in Detroit (annual erotic art show) and they had a stage were people were doing burlesque and there were a bunch of drag queens etc. Then a midget did a strip tease :facepalm: it was just horrible. she couldnt move right, it looked weird...she had to hobble across the stage because she couldnt walk very fast...:facepalm:

not saying midgets dont have the right to their sexuality but...why would normally developed people find them attractive? Is it just for novelty?

On a side note though, I found out that drag shows can be pretty amusing. As a straight guy I never thought I would enjoy dudes in drag lipsynicing to pop music. But its actually pretty entertaining somehow :lol:


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Edited by StaleShrooms (02/24/11 07:41 PM)

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Re: condoms [Re: StaleShrooms]
    #14022101 - 02/24/11 07:49 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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StaleShrooms said:
not saying midgets dont have the right to their sexuality but...why would normally developed people find them attractive? Is it just for novelty?




Novelty, yes. It is the closest thing to fucking an alien hobbit.

Just think how easy it would be to maneuver that little thing around your genitals and FUCK it is right there at the perfect height. just kind of have to walk right up to it and bamb cock-mouth.

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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14022155 - 02/24/11 07:57 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

For casual sex, I always wrap it before I tap it, but in long term monogamous relationships, condoms are a hassle. Kinda ruins the whole spontaneity thing. Nothing like waking up in the morning cuddling, and whoa, look what just slipped in...


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Re: condoms [Re: 4runner]
    #14022167 - 02/24/11 07:59 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Condoms blow. I thought id love having a huge cock, but sadly they were the only form of birth control i would allow myself...IF I COULD. But my Johnson is just too thick around making the large ones feel horrible, and cutting off my circulation leaving me limp.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022210 - 02/24/11 08:08 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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nicechrisman said:
For casual sex, I always wrap it before I tap it, but in long term monogamous relationships, condoms are a hassle. Kinda ruins the whole spontaneity thing. Nothing like waking up in the morning cuddling, and whoa, look what just slipped in...




Haha, I'm going to look up condom slogans now.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it :thumbup:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022222 - 02/24/11 08:10 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart


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You're gonna get hurt real bad :smile:

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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022225 - 02/24/11 08:10 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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Ballerium said:

Haha, I'm going to look up condom slogans now.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it :thumbup:




:lmafo:

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Re: condoms [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14022228 - 02/24/11 08:12 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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AsAboveSoBelow said:
condoms are an unbelievable rip off.

I never buy them, i steal them from walmart




On the rare occasion that I do get them, I usually end up going to CVS. It sucks because they have theirs locked in a glass case and everything :mad2:

I should be above embarrassment of buying condoms but it's still a little embarassing :shrug:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022237 - 02/24/11 08:14 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

cheapest condoms at cvs/walgreens in my area is $4.45 for the cheapest brand, for THREE rubbers. screw that


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Re: condoms [Re: AsAboveSoBelow]
    #14022254 - 02/24/11 08:17 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah, they're pretty expensive. I like to get the variety packs with 4 different textures for like $15 :lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022258 - 02/24/11 08:18 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

You can go to most community health clinics and get them for free.


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Re: condoms [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14022311 - 02/24/11 08:28 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

Yeah, I think I'm going to go to the health dept. soon for some discount birth control. I read somewhere, it might have been here, something about the government has decided to stop funding Planned Parenthood.


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Re: condoms [Re: Ballerium]
    #14022317 - 02/24/11 08:29 PM (13 years, 8 days ago)

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Ballerium said:
Yeah, I think I'm going to go to the health dept. soon for some discount birth control. I read somewhere, it might have been here, something about the government has decided to stop funding Planned Parenthood.



yes, because population growth will solve all of our problems.


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