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OfflineAustinh111
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Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping???
    #14021463 - 02/24/11 06:06 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

LET THE MADNESS BEGIN.....
Deleted my post because it was so weak but lets hear all of yours!!!

My other funny experience: I remember when my great grandma passed we went to her will reading. Well, unfortunately I cannot handle shit like family passing so I had to go obliviously high... It was all going good no on looked at me because I stepped into the back or the crowed due to my extremely red eyes. Then I hear, "To my grandson Austin I leave you all my pain pills." I could not help it but laugh my ass off because I always would kid around with her and say when you die I want this and that. Right when I let the laughter out every one turned to me and knew I was blazed off my ass. At the end of the reading She had wrote, Ofcourse im not serious about the pain pills, by the time I die they will all be gone. Got to love my grans.. I will miss her RIP  :facepalm3:


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111] * 1
    #14021496 - 02/24/11 06:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: morrowasted] * 1
    #14021520 - 02/24/11 06:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021544 - 02/24/11 06:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

musta been some good weed :bored:


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: morrowasted]
    #14021558 - 02/24/11 06:17 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

weak...  one time we were at my friends house and he has a bird and we were in his living room real stoned and his mom was chillin with us and the bird goes "oh oh it feels good ohh shawn!"  and his mom turned bright red like "wow he caught me having sex!"  it was a gray lookin parrot bird and it says "marijuana""larry cooper" and alot of other shit regularly..


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: wow]
    #14021572 - 02/24/11 06:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

i have a cycorder vid of him talkin id post it but i cant get it off my phone...


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: wow]
    #14021577 - 02/24/11 06:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I wish I had a parrot that would repeat every thing I would say


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021668 - 02/24/11 06:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Me and my friend were tripping and I was trying to explain how we are all like fish, and that the few fish that jump out of the water are like people who trip. I remember saying "Most people just stay in the water"

After failing at making sense, we started talking about how funny it would be if we just suddenly turned into fish, and we started moving like fish with our body's at the same time and we laughed so hard our heads hurt


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Zardos]
    #14021693 - 02/24/11 06:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

While watching my friend and his girl trying to cuddle on a single seater reclining chair

girl said

"I don't want to cuddle i ate too much chocolate"

funniest shit evar


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Buckthorn]
    #14021719 - 02/24/11 06:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I once wrote an extremely sexist "Instruction Manual for Your New Woman!" while I was smacked out and it was pretty fucking hilarious. I count that because I wrote it in an IM program to a dude who used to talk to me when I was completely fucked because it made me feel safer than being alone.

Also, one time on amanitas, my best mate and I started saying "Douche...fucky?" back and forth...getting louder and louder...until we were dancing around in a circle going "DOUCHEFUCKY!!! DOUCHEFUCKY!!! DOUCHE FUCK EEEEEEEE!!!".

Then we fell over laughing.


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021744 - 02/24/11 06:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

so i waqs at my house over spring break and i had some buddies over and we smoked about a 3/4 oz in my bathroom it was super hazey in there and i told the last person out to shut the door and they didnt so all the smoked rushed out into the basement and 4 seconds later the fire alarm went off...lol. weed isnt supopose to set off fire alaarms but we smoked so much it did and the fire department had to come to my house while i was the highest ive ever been (it was some amazing grown sour diesel and some other colorado mmj) i go to the door and answer it probably reeking of pot and they came in the fire truck with the sirens on and all my neighbors come out and i jsut told everybody i over cooked a pizza haha. so they asked if they needed to come in i was like no so they left and all my neighbors were outside FML and had to tell them all a story that i fell asleep and overcooked a pizza. was too funny


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Synesthetic]
    #14021753 - 02/24/11 06:44 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Had to edit my experience due to mine lacking funnys.


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: nice1]
    #14021878 - 02/24/11 07:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

nice1 said:
musta been some good weed :bored:



It was some grade A bud


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021908 - 02/24/11 07:15 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

One time i got super baked right before my art class in high school
and we had a substitute teacher that day, this older guy about 65.

So we get to work on the day's project and he walks up to me
and stands there for a minute then asks me "What are you on?"

I get kind of paranoid and defensive and think he knows i'm high or something:uhoh:
so i tell him "NOTHING, man...what are you on!?"

Then he tells me "I mean how's your project coming along."

:blush:

:facepalm:


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: thoughts]
    #14021936 - 02/24/11 07:20 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I was playing Red Dead Redemption with some friends, and whenever i held the guy down on the ground to kill him
My guy said "any last words"
so in the last breaths the bandit said "you spread ass"


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: thoughts]
    #14021952 - 02/24/11 07:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

iwasaClown said:
One time i got super baked right before my art class in high school
and we had a substitute teacher that day, this older guy about 65.

So we get to work on the day's project and he walks up to me
and stands there for a minute then asks me "What are you on?"

I get kind of paranoid and defensive and think he knows i'm high or something:uhoh:
so i tell him "NOTHING, man...what are you on!?"

Then he tells me "I mean how's your project coming along."

:blush:

:facepalm:



HA!Great story I always get defensive when people suspect im high


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14021988 - 02/24/11 07:29 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I remember once when we were all blazing in my friends room and out of no where his dog comes in and sits there. Every time you exhaled the dog would jump at the cloud and try to bite it... Best thing ever when stoned


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: Austinh111]
    #14022022 - 02/24/11 07:36 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

My buddy told me about his friend that crapped his pants.
We call him "Peanut Butter Pants" now.

He said they were just standing in a motel parking lot by the pool, getting stoned and peanut butter pants just busts out with "I crapped my pants."
So ol' PB Pants convinces my buddy to "cover him" while he discarded the evidence.
So my buddy is standing there with his back to him and he said he heard a very distinct "SPLAT!"
Apparently ol' PB Pantaloons had thrown his dump filled draws over the fence and into the pool area.

I feel sorry for the kids that found that bomb.


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: lil_demented] * 1
    #14022184 - 02/24/11 08:02 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

When I was like 15 and just started smoking weed, I had a friend sleep over, and after we got done smoking in the garage, he opened up my freezer and asked "hey Jim, can we make garlic bread?" I responded "No, but we can make garlic ASS! :awehigh:"

We seriously almost died from laughing so hard even though it wasn't THAT funny.

And yeah, I know it's not the funniest thing I've 'heard' while high, but this thread brought the memory back and I thought I'd share.


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Re: Funniest thing you've heared while stoned/ and or tripping??? [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14022399 - 02/24/11 08:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lol the whole point of the thread is to show appreciation to any drug and how happy it makes you feel. When im doughed I laugh at any thing.


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