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Anonymous #1

I'm a Virgin, Shroomery
    #14019798 - 02/24/11 12:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

And I don't give a shit. Society's only use for that term is to label people as such to make themselves feel better. It holds absolutely no relevance anywhere else apart from on the psych. I plan to remain this way until I find someone whom I can connect with on both physical and emotional levels, otherwise, DON'T WANT. I don't complain about it, I hate even talking about it, but I have let it slide a few times, much to my dismay! We all get sad, don't we? Oh and it's all of a sudden become an issue! THANKS EVERYONE. Accidentally my friend, all his friends know. Accidentally a co-worker, all co-workers know. Accidentally my cousin, whole family/extended family knows. Accidentally a stranger, WORLD KNOWS. It is a good thing though, that I'm protected by an impenetrable shield of APATHY or this could remain very depressing rather than mildly annoying. Ah well, live and learn, right?:smile: aka TRUST NO ONE. I still love her though.


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #14019813 - 02/24/11 12:47 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Lol anonymous fail


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Anonymous #1

Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: hesus321]
    #14019840 - 02/24/11 12:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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hesus321 said:
Lol anonymous fail




haha yuup

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It is a good thing though, that I'm protected by an impenetrable shield of APATHY




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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14019848 - 02/24/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Nobody cares if you are a virgin or not, you are the only one making a label out of it


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[quote]destructo_low said:
February fourth will be my one year anniversary of having my dick pierced. This will be interesting if your prediction plays out. :strokebeard:[/quote]


[quote]c1dh3d said:
If I had known that saying Needlepoint would make all you women ovulate at once, I would have just said acid,[/quote]


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Anonymous #2

Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14019855 - 02/24/11 12:55 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Cubie?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: hesus321]
    #14019880 - 02/24/11 01:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

easy to say from a 3rd person perspective


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14019951 - 02/24/11 01:18 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Obviously you do give a shit if you're gonna come here and make a post about it. If you want to wait for that perfect somebody than by all means, yet when you do find her/him and if you make it there, you will suck at having sex. Like everything in life practice makes perfect! BTW how old are you if you don't mind me asking?


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Anonymous #1

Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Sorealism]
    #14020004 - 02/24/11 01:30 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You're absolutely right. I did this for my stalker(s) (don't ask). I am 24. edit:I don't think I'd suck at having sex.:frown:


Edited by Anonymous (02/24/11 01:31 PM)


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14021313 - 02/24/11 05:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Sounds like you're just trying to justify something which at a deeper level has you feeling unsatisfied. 24 years is a long time to go without sex, and you could die tomorrow mate...I reckon you probably do want to get a piece, even if it wasn't under those elusive ideal circumstances that life has a way of not delivering on. Even if you don't want sex (as you express), your body does and you'll inevitably have some cognitive dissonance because of this, before any of the social pressure is factored in on top. Sex is one of life's greatest joys man (unfortunately the providers can be one of its biggest killjoys)...I'd get busy mate.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Grok]
    #14022384 - 02/24/11 08:43 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I m surprised you made it to 24 and not gotten laid yet, you must either NEVER party or a complete awkward person. have you not had any experience with females or what?


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #3] * 1
    #14022414 - 02/24/11 08:52 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Alright, thanks for letting us know.  :thumbup:


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: DungeonMaster] * 1
    #14023142 - 02/24/11 11:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I agree with most of the posts above tryin to help you, you do care.  Why else would you have a post named "im a virgin, shroomery" like you were anouncing it or something when you toggled yourself anonymous.. 

I gotta tell you, I am a sexual animal inside. All i talked about all through middle school was what was gonna happen when we got to high school (I had a prepared title for myself: the pimp of sex.. lol yeah i know i was young).  When i got to high school though i failed big time and couldn't get any the entire 4 years (was basically too scared to try even).  Of course I didn't like when people found out, but eventually lots of people in many different parts of my life found out, but it never bothered me that much.  You know why?  I didn't care.  What should their shock i was a virgin effect me?  I already knew i was.  I didn't get defensive, I didn't say it was for religious reasons, hell i never told anyone I wanted it to be special.  Usually I'd admit to them i wanted to fuck and would get down with a dirty hoe if she came up to me and opened her legs for free.  I just told myself, eventually there will be some chick that is decent looking who is in need of a good pounding and ill be in the right place at the right time; that or there will be a chick I really do like enough to attempt to pursue and who liked me enough to try to get past my pussyness. 

And eventually after high school it did work out.  Actually it was cuz i wrote this really cheesy song for this girl who i was pretty sure liked me a lot (who i barely knew, and who didn't know anyone i did, so i didn't have to worry about getting too embarassed if it didn't work).  When she heard her name in the song she was pretty much glowing with im DTF, doesn't really matter what you do now haha. 

Listen, if people give you shit say this-  "I mean, its my life.. if it doesn't really bother me why should it bother you, thats just kinda weird."

You'll get it in time (i know you have been waiting a while but hang in there).  It seems you just have to put yourself in more situations that it seems more likely, and the rest will follow.  If theres a girl you like, tell her your a virgin.  Your old enough that she will probably just think its sweet and fuck you to help you out.

And I think you will be fine in the sack if you've watched enough porn, just imitate lol.  Eat her out for a while before hand to build up your confidence when you see she loves it, and then go for it.  My first time the girl said she didn't believe i was a virgin and that i had to of just told her that cuz i knew exactly what i was doing, i told her i've just watched a lot of porn.. haha.

PS, if your serious about de virginizing first step is to post back in this thread with your real account name. EMBRACE WHAT YOU ARE


Edited by dageo18 (02/24/11 11:16 PM)


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: dageo18]
    #14023606 - 02/25/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

dudeee...you don't know what your missing!!!! :bananabang:


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: dageo18]
    #14032651 - 02/26/11 08:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

you get 5 shrooms for such a beautiful and informative post




Edited by Anonymous (11/20/11 09:29 PM)


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14033417 - 02/26/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
And I don't give a shit. Society's only use for that term is to label people as such to make themselves feel better. It holds absolutely no relevance anywhere else apart from on the psych. I plan to remain this way until I find someone whom I can connect with on both physical and emotional levels, otherwise, DON'T WANT. I don't complain about it, I hate even talking about it, but I have let it slide a few times, much to my dismay! We all get sad, don't we? Oh and it's all of a sudden become an issue! THANKS EVERYONE. Accidentally my friend, all his friends know. Accidentally a co-worker, all co-workers know. Accidentally my cousin, whole family/extended family knows. Accidentally a stranger, WORLD KNOWS. It is a good thing though, that I'm protected by an impenetrable shield of APATHY or this could remain very depressing rather than mildly annoying. Ah well, live and learn, right?:smile: aka TRUST NO ONE. I still love her though.





I love how you are trying to justify not being able to get your dick wet with this whole "blame society" defense does not hold up very well in my eyes.  Any one over 18 and is proud to be a virgin is lying to themselves whether they are conscience of it or not.  Hell go to a bar, buy some drinks for some slutty drunk chicks and your dick is basically wet right then and there:shrug:

Or you are like 15 an lying about your age

Or you are trolling


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #14033429 - 02/26/11 10:51 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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Anonymous said:
I don't think I'd suck at having sex.:frown:




BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You suck at being a troll.


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Cognitive_Shift]
    #14035033 - 02/27/11 10:02 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

haha you said "impenetrable"


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: godisanastronaut]
    #14035140 - 02/27/11 10:34 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

Don't act like you don't want sex....


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #4] * 1
    #14078627 - 03/06/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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tito123 said:
you get 5 shrooms for such a beautiful and informative post

im a virgin

fuck it






you talkin to me? where are my shrooms, you can mail em if you like lol.

are you the OP or just someone saying your a virgin?

if your not talking to me, nevermind.


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: dageo18]
    #14079637 - 03/07/11 04:50 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I didn't like being a virgin either. I had to fly on Virgin Blue airlines for 5 hours once and the whole time I was nervous someone would make the connection.

Some acquaintances picked up on it eventually and felt sorry for me and tried to be my friend. hahaha.

But yeah, sex is hella fun, and you feel at one with your organic role when you're doing it (well I do). You feel like you're in place. That's why it's such a big deal to be a virgin. You're missing out on something very healthy, natural and central to life.

If anyone your age actually cares though, that's more ridiculous than being a virgin at any age. In actuality, they probably just don't comprehend it and don't even try to. Really, life is not very serious. Only stupid teenagers (hahahaha teenagers) will actually give you 'serious' shit about it. And it's only serious cos you're a stupid teenager too.

Relax. I realise now how fucking dumb I was to care.


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: circastes]
    #14079643 - 03/07/11 04:58 AM (12 years, 10 months ago)

I want a sexy Brazilian Tranny with a 9in dick to fuck me in the ass. While I rail lines of cocaine off the titties of Colombian tranny. But we cant always get what we want now, can we?.. :sad:
Fmva(Fuck My Virgin Ass)


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #14080622 - 03/07/11 12:02 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

#4..

want my number?


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: hesus321]
    #14082162 - 03/07/11 04:27 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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hesus321 said:
Nobody cares if you are a virgin or not, you are the only one making a label out of it




this.


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: Pancho The Dog]
    #14082528 - 03/07/11 05:43 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

the virgin/not virgin barrier is funny
when you're a virgin it's like all you think about
then you have sex and it's like "who cares!"
honestly it's just a rite of passage in a sense


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.

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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: pfxtc]
    #14083513 - 03/07/11 08:30 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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pfxtc said:
#4..

want my number?





I do, if you are what he describes


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February fourth will be my one year anniversary of having my dick pierced. This will be interesting if your prediction plays out. :strokebeard:[/quote]


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If I had known that saying Needlepoint would make all you women ovulate at once, I would have just said acid,[/quote]


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: hesus321]
    #14086440 - 03/08/11 12:37 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

yo dont worry about the virginity thing man  i lost my virginity to a homeless woman at age 21  but now im 28  I'm the fucking man bro  and can  not only get laid  but get all my friends laid.  If  people fuck with you asking how many women you have been with instead of the virginity tale hit em with this 'idk assassins  dont keep lists baby' and you will be straight as a motherfucking arrow


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Re: I'm a Virgin, Shroomery [Re: dageo18]
    #14087046 - 03/08/11 02:40 PM (12 years, 10 months ago)

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dageo18 said:
Quote:

tito123 said:
you get 5 shrooms for such a beautiful and informative post

im a virgin

fuck it






you talkin to me? where are my shrooms, you can mail em if you like lol.

are you the OP or just someone saying your a virgin?

if your not talking to me, nevermind.




i gave you a rating

im not the OP


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