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E M C
    #14018491 - 02/24/11 06:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

10:01 am here, but I've been up since 8:30.

Just had a bowl. It's extremely nice out here today. There's 5 feet of snow, and it's like -7, but that's the nicest we've had in a while. The sky is clear, really blue, and it's really sunny.

Not doing anything today except going to get my hair cut.


how about yous?


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Re: E M C [Re: x Ju x]
    #14018501 - 02/24/11 06:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

WHAT THE FUCK.  So i spent 45min preparing a clam chowder for my crock pot last night.  10hr cook tiem on low and I was going to bring it to my girl's work for lunch today along with some sandwitches.

And i just woke up and went to chekc on it and all the goddamn half-and-half curdled!  WTF I'm pissed.


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Re: E M C [Re: memes]
    #14018529 - 02/24/11 06:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Maybe there's something wrong with the heating element.

We had one, and the temperatures got all messed up after a while. You'd set it to low, but it would cook with a high temperature :drgonz:


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Re: E M C [Re: memes]
    #14018533 - 02/24/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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WHAT THE FUCK.  So i spent 45min preparing a clam chowder for my crock pot last night.  10hr cook tiem on low and I was going to bring it to my girl's work for lunch today along with some sandwitches.

And i just woke up and went to chekc on it and all the goddamn half-and-half curdled!  WTF I'm pissed.




Lame. :frown: Clam Chowder from a can FTW?

I'm up early for the dentist. Bout to shower.


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Re: E M C [Re: x Ju x]
    #14018534 - 02/24/11 06:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

zblaaaaaaaaaaah. i'm so pissy.  that was like $12 worth of ingrediants - lol.

Looks like i'll be orderingsome from Kellys Tavern on my way to her work and picking it up as I arrive (next door to her office).

"Look baby, I made some clam chowda'h!"  :facepalm:  I'm so pissed.


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Re: E M C [Re: memes]
    #14018572 - 02/24/11 07:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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meams said:
zblaaaaaaaaaaah. i'm so pissy.  that was like $12 worth of ingrediants - lol.

Looks like i'll be orderingsome from Kellys Tavern on my way to her work and picking it up as I arrive (next door to her office).

"Look baby, I made some clam chowda'h!"  :facepalm:  I'm so pissed.




u in virginia beach? or around that area?

both of my sisters have worked at a kelly's at one point or another. theyre out of college now so not anymore, but they used to make bank bartending.

one time my one sister made like $500 in one night....

i wish i had tits so i could bartend....


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Re: E M C [Re: x Ju x]
    #14018574 - 02/24/11 07:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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x Ju x said:
10:01 am here, but I've been up since 8:30.

Just had a bowl. It's extremely nice out here today. There's 5 feet of snow, and it's like -7, but that's the nicest we've had in a while. The sky is clear, really blue, and it's really sunny.

Not doing anything today except going to get my hair cut.


how about yous?





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Re: E M C [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14018578 - 02/24/11 07:17 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I woke up early, now I'm house/dog sitting for my aunt.
You know what I don't get? Her ethernet cable is plugged into my laptop, and it says I only have 2 bars of internet strength?? wtf?


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Re: E M C [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14018580 - 02/24/11 07:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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u in virginia beach? or around that area?




Norfolk, in ghent.  But she works near the Portsmouth location.


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Re: E M C [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14018583 - 02/24/11 07:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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i wish i had tits so i could bartend....




dude, who do you think the drunk girls tip well?
the girl with tits?

guy bartenders can make bank too.
just not usually off guys. :smile:


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Re: E M C [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14018585 - 02/24/11 07:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: E M C [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14018587 - 02/24/11 07:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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ifoundwaldo said:
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SamuelLJackson said:
i wish i had tits so i could bartend....




dude, who do you think the drunk girls tip well?
the girl with tits?

guy bartenders can make bank too.
just not usually off guys. :smile:




im not so sure they would tip the hippy bartender all too well.

:lolsy:

maybe the guido. but not the hippy.


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Re: E M C [Re: memes]
    #14018588 - 02/24/11 07:25 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I just woke up at around 5 am made my girl breakfast and lunch and hopped in the shower.

Was trimming down south with those small sharp scissors  ( used for roaches nose hairs ect) when  I slipped a little bit and those scissor at least the tip went into my left nut sack.

Not bleeding to bad  still hurts like all hell and worse yet I was only half done so my pubes look like the bad guy  two face form bat man.
:picard:


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Re: E M C [Re: trekie]
    #14018596 - 02/24/11 07:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

gah. invest in an electric razor with a beard trimmer.

i have never once gotten close to injuring my balls.

that story made me cringe.


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Re: E M C [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14018602 - 02/24/11 07:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I feel like shit.  I have chronic chest pain that varies from day to day and lets just say I don't feel like moving today.  Unfortunately I have 2 classes that I don't think I can miss today.  Might have to toke up after I finish writing these papers.

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Re: E M C [Re: saxcidjazz]
    #14018610 - 02/24/11 07:35 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

electric razors always ate up my face I can only imagine what they would do to the boys. Maybe I got a cheep one or something.

My pubes just grow way to fast thick and all over. Ive tired nair  and well I had great balls of fire for 3 days.
They were all red and puffy for a few weeks.

Mach3 seem to work if you use a new blade but if you slip or use a dull blade watch out.

Man theres got to be a better way


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Re: E M C [Re: trekie]
    #14018651 - 02/24/11 07:59 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

You guys shave down to the skin?  We talkin pubic region or balls themselve?  I just use regular house scissors and trim it as low as i can :shrug:  Works well and I don't look like i'm 12.

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Re: E M C [Re: trekie]
    #14018704 - 02/24/11 08:21 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

An electric razor without a guard definitely would, but if you use one that has like a small guard, it's safe for the gentlemen.

some are pretty cheap to, and they come with a bunch of different guards, so it's worthwhile to buy if you have a beard 'cause you can use it for that as well. Although it would be best to use separate guards.


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Re: E M C [Re: x Ju x]
    #14018738 - 02/24/11 08:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Woot woot my order of Wunderland Spice just came in the mail - I'M REAAAAADY. 

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Re: E M C [Re: memes]
    #14018780 - 02/24/11 08:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

hey, it's morning still.  and i'm actually awake.  that's fucking weird.  normally i don't wake up until 1pm or so.

but it's different when you're sharing a bed with someone.  yay for me.  haha, by the time she left, my innards felt so obscenely bloated with backed up gas that i thought i would surely explode at any minute.

now i've eaten some cereal.  i'm gonna toke the bong.  then probably take a nap until the afternoon.


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