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OfflineDrMambo
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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017767 - 02/24/11 01:08 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Dag. It seems during super severe weather you always see something that was feet from smooshing you.

I was in a microburst outside, running into my house, and a tree dropped like 20 feet behind me.

Then again I was a wee lad, so I'm sure my brain embellished it a ton.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017777 - 02/24/11 01:10 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Oh shit, I've read about those things before. Those are dangerous and scary as hell.

There's nothing like escaping being badly injured/killed to wake you up.

I have always had a weird fascination with tornadoes, though. I want to go on a storm chase in tornado alley one day.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017781 - 02/24/11 01:12 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

That'd be cool.

I've always wanted to go to a hurricane party (for a milder hurricane)


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017783 - 02/24/11 01:12 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I have never heard of this hurricane party that you speak of. I'm going to go look this up.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017786 - 02/24/11 01:13 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

You batten down the hatches and party while everything goes to shit outside.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017788 - 02/24/11 01:14 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Haha, I am reading about it on wikipedia now. Sounds kinda fun :awesome:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017794 - 02/24/11 01:15 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Like I said, for a milder one.

I could not party hardy knowing that I'd risk dying in a cataclysmic whirl of death


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017802 - 02/24/11 01:18 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Yeah that would kind of suck. I used to have a shit ton of dreams about tornadoes. But since that one hit, I rarely ever have them anymore. It's kind of strange.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017806 - 02/24/11 01:19 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:strokebeard:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017922 - 02/24/11 01:58 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

holy shit, I've never heard of those microbursts before, but an airplane at DFW airport was hit by one :crazyeyes:

How intense was the wind DrMambo? I'd imagine you wouldn't be able to stand up or move at all in an intense one.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14017936 - 02/24/11 02:00 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I was really young and sprinting to my house.

All I remember was torrential rain, lots of loud wind and thunder, and turning to see a tree fall behind me.

Then we didn't have electricity for five days and I played a lot of solitaire, and there were trees down all over the place.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14017941 - 02/24/11 02:01 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I put hydrated lime on my cock but now its starting to burn a bit. Should I wash it off?

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017942 - 02/24/11 02:02 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Damn, that fucking sucks. I think I would go insane without power for that long.

We ended up having to move out of our house for several months while it was repaired, the damage was so bad. Our house was condemned.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017951 - 02/24/11 02:05 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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I put hydrated lime on my cock but now its starting to burn a bit. Should I wash it off?




masturbate

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Damn, that fucking sucks. I think I would go insane without power for that long.

We ended up having to move out of our house for several months while it was repaired, the damage was so bad. Our house was condemned.




Dag. I think I'd have had a harder time with moving vs. no power.

It was weird, but I kind of cherish needing to rely on candlelight and sitting on my bed playing iwht cards over and over.

I could probably pull it off now, but I'd need a lot of weed to make up for my child-like amazement.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14017957 - 02/24/11 02:06 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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I put hydrated lime on my cock but now its starting to burn a bit. Should I wash it off?




You should rub it in

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017977 - 02/24/11 02:11 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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Dag. I think I'd have had a harder time with moving vs. no power.

It was weird, but I kind of cherish needing to rely on candlelight and sitting on my bed playing iwht cards over and over.

I could probably pull it off now, but I'd need a lot of weed to make up for my child-like amazement.




Yeah it did kind of suck. The tornado was on January 7th, in the dead of winter. The house we were renting was this log cabin with terrible insulation and the wind would howl every night. It was so hard to fall asleep because I always heard that wind and got paranoid that it was another tornado :facepalm:

I am fine with no power for maybe a day or so. But by then the candlelight games and talk get kind of boring. And trying to sleep at night with no power always makes me so restless. Not to mention I would be miserable in my own skin after 5 days of not being able to take a shower.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14018047 - 02/24/11 02:30 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

We could shower, but we only had the pilot light to warm our water heater, so it had to be mad quick.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14018072 - 02/24/11 02:40 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

that hurricane party is a real thing, huh?  I've never heard of such..ha

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14018076 - 02/24/11 02:43 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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We could shower, but we only had the pilot light to warm our water heater, so it had to be mad quick.




Damn, there's no such thing as a quick shower with me :lol:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14018080 - 02/24/11 02:45 AM (13 years, 10 days ago)

what do you do in the shower that takes so long???????

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