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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: rackem]
    #14016597 - 02/23/11 09:31 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

tommy gun on sons of guns..


yes.

tommy guns fuckin rock!


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14016604 - 02/23/11 09:31 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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Genesis 1:29
King James Bible
And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat

GOD WANTS YOU TO BAKE POT BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:kingcrankey:




Yes, I've said this to him. Not quoted exactly like that, but I told him it was put here on Earth for us to make use of.

It's smoking it that he has a problem with. Now if I could get a nice hefty amount and make some brownies with it, he might actually go for it. But unfortunately I never get enough free private time to do that because there is always a parent in my house :sad:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14016611 - 02/23/11 09:32 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

vape vape vape vape.

not smoking


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mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14016615 - 02/23/11 09:33 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

well thats  a bummer

good story though


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14016624 - 02/23/11 09:35 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Yeah, I've thought about that too. I should really look into it more I suppose. I don't think I can afford a really nice one right now though :sad:

Quote:

rackem said:
well thats  a bummer

good story though




Yeah, the bag of dank I've been smoking was actually for him. But he turned it down after keeping it in his house for a few days sniffing the jar and admiring it. You could tell he really wanted to smoke it bad :lol:


Anyway, time to go get baked :awehigh:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14016631 - 02/23/11 09:36 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

good score! :thumbup:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14016633 - 02/23/11 09:36 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Ballerium said:
Yeah..he's been studying with Jehovah's Witnesses and weed kind of causes a moral conflict with that. I've tried every way I can think of to get him to keep smoking it, but he always comes up with an excuse.





There is a tradition for religious use of cannabis, including christianity.

Christ means "Anointed."  To be a Christian means you have been anointed.

To be anointed means you were anointed with the holy anointing oil. This isn't just a liquid fat that's cool wit god--there is a recipe here.

Quote:

The Fucking Bible Said

    * Pure Myrrh, מר דרור mar deror, 500 shekels (about 6 kg)
    * Sweet Cinnamon, קינמון בשם kinnemon besem, 250 shekels (about 3 kg)
    * Sweet Calamus, קנה בשם keneh bosem, 250 shekels (about 3 kg)
    * Cassia, קדה kiddah, 500 shekels (about 6 kg)
    * Olive oil, שמן זית shemen sayith, one hin (about 5 quarts according to Adam Clarke; about 4 L according toShiurei Torah, 7 L according to the Chazon Ish)





Now the fun part comes in the translation. See the words "kinnemon besem" and "keneh bosem"?  Scholars disagree about what this means. However, some scholars believe that the proper ingredient should not be translated as "sweet cinnamon" or "sweet calamus" but actually "sweet cannabis."

This recipe calls for about 6 pounds of buds to go into the oil.

Rub that all over yourself, and see if you don't see god and feel born again.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_and_spiritual_use_of_cannabis#Ancient_Hebraic_use


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil


http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/1090.html


Also the old testament says in numerous places that god gave all seed bearing plants for our use.

Also the new testament has jesus saying that it is not what man puts in his mouth that makes him unclean, but what comes out of it.


Try that?


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #14016665 - 02/23/11 09:41 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

i'm eating burger king fries with mcdonald fries


it's pretty badass


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Salomon]
    #14016674 - 02/23/11 09:42 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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Salomon said:
i'm eating burger king fries with mcdonald fries


it's pretty badass



did you get any chicken fries?


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14016705 - 02/23/11 09:47 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
i'm eating burger king fries with mcdonald fries


it's pretty badass



did you get any chicken fries?





i should have:yesnod:


but i did get a double cheese burger from each


:feelsgoodman:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #14016724 - 02/23/11 09:50 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Competitive vaping as a sport.

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14016774 - 02/23/11 09:57 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

the day that marijuana is legal, i will either be organizing the marijuana olympics or will be signing up to participate.

im not sure which would be more fun.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14016850 - 02/23/11 10:12 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Sup guys. Had some epic jams tonight with a friend, him on bass, me on drums. We drank and rode bikes to the lake. It felt great out today, probably high 60s. Then watched train spotting.

He just left and I'm probably gonna start working on some beats on the electribe. Figured out how to mimic a 303 bass on the electribe yesterday, so I'm gonna play with that a little.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Salomon]
    #14016856 - 02/23/11 10:14 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Salomon said:
Quote:

nicechrisman said:
Quote:

Salomon said:
i'm eating burger king fries with mcdonald fries


it's pretty badass



did you get any chicken fries?





i should have:yesnod:


but i did get a double cheese burger from each


:feelsgoodman:




:vomit:

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: CidneyIndole]
    #14016860 - 02/23/11 10:14 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

CidneyIndole said:
Quote:

Ballerium said:
Yeah..he's been studying with Jehovah's Witnesses and weed kind of causes a moral conflict with that. I've tried every way I can think of to get him to keep smoking it, but he always comes up with an excuse.





There is a tradition for religious use of cannabis, including christianity.

Christ means "Anointed."  To be a Christian means you have been anointed.

To be anointed means you were anointed with the holy anointing oil. This isn't just a liquid fat that's cool wit god--there is a recipe here.

Quote:

The Fucking Bible Said

    * Pure Myrrh, מר דרור mar deror, 500 shekels (about 6 kg)
    * Sweet Cinnamon, קינמון בשם kinnemon besem, 250 shekels (about 3 kg)
    * Sweet Calamus, קנה בשם keneh bosem, 250 shekels (about 3 kg)
    * Cassia, קדה kiddah, 500 shekels (about 6 kg)
    * Olive oil, שמן זית shemen sayith, one hin (about 5 quarts according to Adam Clarke; about 4 L according toShiurei Torah, 7 L according to the Chazon Ish)





Now the fun part comes in the translation. See the words "kinnemon besem" and "keneh bosem"?  Scholars disagree about what this means. However, some scholars believe that the proper ingredient should not be translated as "sweet cinnamon" or "sweet calamus" but actually "sweet cannabis."

This recipe calls for about 6 pounds of buds to go into the oil.

Rub that all over yourself, and see if you don't see god and feel born again.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religious_and_spiritual_use_of_cannabis#Ancient_Hebraic_use


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_anointing_oil


http://www.cannabisculture.com/articles/1090.html


Also the old testament says in numerous places that god gave all seed bearing plants for our use.

Also the new testament has jesus saying that it is not what man puts in his mouth that makes him unclean, but what comes out of it.


Try that?




Yeah..that right there would be pretty hard to disagree with. Too bad I don't have 6 lbs of bud laying around :lol:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: bryguy27007]
    #14016872 - 02/23/11 10:16 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:Tastesgoodman:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Salomon]
    #14016877 - 02/23/11 10:17 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Ahhhhh :feelshighman:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14016887 - 02/23/11 10:19 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

calamus is actually psychoactive itself and can make you trip

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: MisterMuscaria]
    #14016903 - 02/23/11 10:22 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:dizope: thats pretty much it tonight guys. :shrug:

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14016921 - 02/23/11 10:25 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

There goes the neighborhood.

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