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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14017492 - 02/24/11 12:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14017497 - 02/24/11 12:05 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Pizza is good.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
    #14017499 - 02/24/11 12:06 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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citricacidx said:
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Ballerium said:
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citricacidx said:
Pub Invasion of OTD?




I don't know. They're asking for tits already. I told them to have a cock photo contest instead.




OTD doesn't bother with foreplay.




Yeah you got that right. They were on that shit.

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I love thunderstorms and natural disasters :Awemazing:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14017504 - 02/24/11 12:08 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14017517 - 02/24/11 12:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Just rocked a 14 hour no break shift. :thebaron:

Talked to the waiter who I was going to grab some acid from, and he said, "Dude! Get this! It's 24 hour shit!" :facepalm:

looks like I have to teach him that rc's aren't just battery powered toy cars

Drinkin' a sixer of


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14017519 - 02/24/11 12:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

That is awesome. It reminds me of the brain sending out signals to all the branching nerves.

And I'm really fucking high, so I doubt I'm making much sense right now.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017529 - 02/24/11 12:12 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

nah, that makes sense


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017560 - 02/24/11 12:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Good. My eyes are burning like fire right now.

On the topic of storms though, I thought I was a goner 3 years ago when a tornado hit my house while I was taking a shower :uhoh:

This was my back yard after it hit.



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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017593 - 02/24/11 12:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017599 - 02/24/11 12:28 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017611 - 02/24/11 12:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)



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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: ifoundwaldo]
    #14017635 - 02/24/11 12:38 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Check out this old Fractal nug pr0n I made that done slipped my mind:


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Aaa...E I O Uuu...A E I O Uuu..A E I O uh Uuu..
*Cough* *Cough*
Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...

At first sight, The Perfection of Wisdom is bewildering, full of paradox and apparent irrationality.


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14017638 - 02/24/11 12:39 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I see an evil face, dead center, upper bottleneck


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017691 - 02/24/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I find it kind of funny that we had a huge success last night with the Large Negro Cock. And now Limp Neglected Cock comes along and look where we are :nonono:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017695 - 02/24/11 12:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Here's a zoom for you:


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Ooo...U E I O Aaa...U E I Aaa..A E I O Uuuuu...

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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017700 - 02/24/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I'm done here.
Night.


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invoke the shadows and dust, cast a hex
mercifully massacring memories masterfully
relocate from Ur to 8th density and become a cosmic bully
mulder and scully couldn't decipher his glyphs
invoke the shadows and dust, smoke infernal spliffs"
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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14017703 - 02/24/11 12:53 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Goodnight Larry. Maybe you should lay off the cock threads for a while :tongue:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Ballerium]
    #14017713 - 02/24/11 12:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Good. My eyes are burning like fire right now.

On the topic of storms though, I thought I was a goner 3 years ago when a tornado hit my house while I was taking a shower :uhoh:

This was my back yard after it hit.






That's pretty nucking futs, though I imagine a shower would be a fairly safe spot during a tornado.

Well, they say bathtubs are kinda safe, at least.

Craziest meteorological event I saw was a HUGE downpour, that raised the water level like 25 feet.

Pittsburgh has a fair amount of hills (it's the San Francisco nobody likes), so seeing a stream pop up 20 feet and dumpsters float down a major highway was :eek:


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14017722 - 02/24/11 12:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

oh god, it's an evil ant monster


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Re: LimpNeglectedCock [Re: DrMambo]
    #14017736 - 02/24/11 01:01 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Ballerium said:
Good. My eyes are burning like fire right now.

On the topic of storms though, I thought I was a goner 3 years ago when a tornado hit my house while I was taking a shower :uhoh:

This was my back yard after it hit.






That's pretty nucking futs, though I imagine a shower would be a fairly safe spot during a tornado.

Well, they say bathtubs are kinda safe, at least.

Craziest meteorological event I saw was a HUGE downpour, that raised the water level like 25 feet.

Pittsburgh has a fair amount of hills (it's the San Francisco nobody likes), so seeing a stream pop up 20 feet and dumpsters float down a major highway was :eek:




Yeah, I was the only one home at the time. My mom had woken me up telling me there was going to be some bad weather and that I should go ahead and get a shower. Then she left to go to town.

Well I laid there about 30 more minutes before I finally got up because kept hearing loud rolling thunder.

I got in the shower and kept hearing the thunder, when all of a sudden it got really close and I realized it wasn't thunder anymore when it sounded like a fucking freight train coming at me.

Sorry for the run-on sentence.

Anyway I just crouched down and prayed and eventually it passed. I got out, still had shampoo in my hair and everything.

I looked at my bedroom and there was a huge rafter laying on the bed in the exact spot where my head would have been laying had I still been in bed. So yeah I got lucky.



And damn, that's a flash flood if I've ever heard of one. Those things are amazing and scary though. I'm lucky I've never been in one. But we live right on a lake and the water has risen high enough to nearly completely cover our dock, but that's still only a few feet.


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