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OfflineLarrythescaryrex
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: blue_lotus]
    #14014572 - 02/23/11 03:40 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Last summer this dude was walking down the street and I was in my yard so he asked me if I'd give him a ride a few miles down the way. I was feeling benevolent that day and said yes, mostly to get him out of my neighborhood. I went inside to get "my keys" but actually got my 900K stungun. We drove down the road and he reaches over and starts feeling my chest all over and said he thought I was wearing a wire. Then he tells me about once a month getting pounds of weed mailed to him from AZ. Then he shows me his knuckles and talks about how he cut them up beating up some one at a bar the night before. I get him to his destination and he gives me two of the promised five dollars for gas and wants to know if he should come back to my house later to smoke me up. I politely decline. When I get home I tell my neighbors who saw him that if they see him again to please call the police.

My story.


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InvisibleKrishnaDreamer
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: Larrythescaryrex]
    #14014627 - 02/23/11 03:50 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

once i was hitching at night with a friend in the pouring rain in oregon, and a female schoolteacher picks us up (me 18 at the time, my friend 33) and offers to drive us all the way down to socal. ate some banana bread that she made. very nice.

another time i was hitching with 2 other friends, both 16 at the time. we were hitching in colorado, and a dude picks us up and offers us a place to stay. we stay the night, the next morning, he cooks us eggs for breakfast and smokes us out with solar bonghits.

another time i was hitching, some people drive by a couple times, the third time they drive by they throw a box out the window, inside was a human head, i was like OMG!!! FUCK!!!...



lol jk, inside the box was an eighth of weed.


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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: KrishnaDreamer]
    #14014646 - 02/23/11 03:54 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

the furthest i hitchiked was 50 miles. it took 6 different people taking me small amounts at a time, and it took from 9am till 6pm to do it. When i got back to my town, i went to Ralphs (grocery store), stole a 6pack of corona's and a fully kicked full chicken.

haha when i was hitchiking, a bunch of people stopped and said not to hitchhike, and gave me 3-5 dollars at a time to take the bus,

kept the money and bought a sack when i got back, i was 16 at the time lol

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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14014662 - 02/23/11 03:56 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
all my hitchhiking stories only involve either nice older people who give me good advice while driving me or come kids pick me up and smoke me out :shrug:




aha that's the best, meeting up with and getting smoked or smoking out random people


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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14014672 - 02/23/11 03:58 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

realfuzzhead said:
the furthest i hitchiked was 50 miles. it took 6 different people taking me small amounts at a time, and it took from 9am till 6pm to do it. When i got back to my town, i went to Ralphs (grocery store), stole a 6pack of corona's and a fully kicked full chicken.

haha when i was hitchiking, a bunch of people stopped and said not to hitchhike, and gave me 3-5 dollars at a time to take the bus,

kept the money and bought a sack when i got back, i was 16 at the time lol



Why would anyone kick a chicken? :spazzychicken:


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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: thoughts]
    #14014675 - 02/23/11 03:59 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

lol your funny esoj. when you fucking comin back to cali???

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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14014701 - 02/23/11 04:04 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

As soon as i can, man.

Gonna work here a few months to save up,
then i'm heading back home!


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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: thoughts]
    #14014718 - 02/23/11 04:07 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

doo eet!

dude i wanna visit you and go snowboarding like mad

and bring lots of that hash you got from your friend!

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Invisiblethoughts
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: realfuzzhead]
    #14014811 - 02/23/11 04:27 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Were getting another storm this weed, but it looks like the snows getting ready to melt soon. You're definitely welcome though.

oo i wish i still had that hasheesha,
i'll be right back.:bigblunt:



Moar crazy hitchhiking stories, people!


Edit: haha i said weed. i meant week.


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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: thoughts]
    #14060605 - 03/03/11 02:53 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

Lump.

So we can have more crazy stories.:crazy2:


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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: thoughts]
    #14060665 - 03/03/11 03:06 PM (13 years, 2 days ago)

One time the morning after a beach party me and another guy were trying to hitch a lift home,about 20 or so miles I'd say.

We managed to finagle some deck chairs from a nearby GAA club so we sat on the chairs round a bend. This women came round the corner and had to swerve to avoid us. She informed us that sitting on deck chairs on a blind corner wasn't the best idea so we plonked them on top of a grass mound above.

Next car comes by,it turns out they were partying too and they were happy to pick us up. My buddy got in and the only seat left was in a kids chair so I sat in. Driver is tipping away at a bottle of beer,no problem,he's holding the road fine and not doing anything crazy.

Get to a village about half a mile from where we were heading and there was a police checkpoint. Maybe 11am on a Sunday morning. The ground by the passenger seat was clinking with bottles. I was in a kids high chair without a seat belt. We're stopped and they look in the back but not for long as they can obviously smell beer off the driver.

They get us all out and ask the driver for a breathyaliser. The driver facepalms and starts going on about how he has to collect his kids from a sitter. We were told to leave and that's the last we heard of him.

That's the one time I think I hitchhiked. Pretty interesting. :stoned:


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