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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: memes]
#14013280 - 02/23/11 12:34 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Took me about 20 mins to realise why she bolted, i thought it was just cos my eyes looked big and my car looked like it was on fire and i look like this normally

so on shrooms in the middle of the night after starring into her headlights lol
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: desant]
#14013290 - 02/23/11 12:35 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Epic stories in this thread so far, would love to hear more (maybe some positive hitch-hiker stories?)
On the few occasions I have seen people hitching I have not picked them up (which makes me sad, because I always really want to) cuz I have anxiety/am afriad and I think of stories like this, but I wish I had enough faith to be able to pick someone up... it's like that one action could change your whole life.
Whoever had the story where the gas station attendant just laughed at you when you told them you had been hijacked, that is just fucked up... I mean they seriously would not call the cops when you were telling them you were being forced at knifepoint (i think this was the same story with the knife/crack). That is irresponsible on the employees part for fucks sake.
So in summation - who has some awesomely positive stories of picking up hitchers, I wanna hear about picking up some hippies with the best chronic ever.
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: gamer4life]
#14013297 - 02/23/11 12:37 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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gamer4life said: I did this shit once. I picked a guy up and his wife. They were broke down at the store close to my home. I give them a ride to Charlotte which at the time was about 15 miles from my house. When we get to their house the guy tells the women that he'll be back later. Then I asked him how are you going? He said to me " your going to give me a ride right?" and he pulls out a knife. I said sure where you need to go. He said "I need to go to Boo's house". Okay I take this man to Boo's house thinking when he gets out I'm going to bolt. That wasn't the case ,Boo come outside and sold this passenger of mine some crack. Dude pulls out a pipe and starts smoking crack, while doing this he keeps trying to make me smoke some. I refused the whole time. Well 5 hours has passed, and I'm still driving this guy around it was like 3:00am. I had to stop and refuel, and I told the teller at the store to call the cops, that I've been high jacked. She laughed and payed me no attention.Once I get back to the car, I told dude I need to get home, he said to me. Okay but first give me all your money, I gave him 35.00. Of course I had to take him back to Boo's house,but this time Boo was sleeping. The guy says if "I go knock on the door your not going to leave right?" I said no, hell no, I wouldn't do that to anyone. So he takes about 4 steps away from the car and I took off, with the door wide open.
Same here, I'll never pick up a stranger ever again.
Funny, VERY similar thing happened to me.
This friend/acquaintance of mine got into it with some degenerate at a party, and the other fool was about to have his whole crew come and fuck my guy up.
I was one of the few people there who wasn't completely hammered, so he was begging me to bail him out with a ride. Now I'm looking at this situation and if I don't help this guy his world is about to get fucked sideways... so I decide to help him out like any good samaritan would.
We dip, and he wants me to take him to some homie's house. Okay, I guess, can't half-ass a favor. We get to some neck of the ghetto to some house where they're bumping some hood-ass rap music about pistol whipping people and whatnot, and these black guys are chilling on the front patio smoking blunts and shit.
My boy and three tall ass niggas get in my fucking car and we split. These guys are speaking some hood variation of English so I hardly picked up on what was being discussed, but it sounded like they were in the business of killin muthafuckas and smoking all the blunts.
Long story short, my guy has to piss so we pull over, he runs across the street and pees behind some 7-11 when a po rolls up on him. After this point I didn't hear from him the rest of the night.
These three niggas have me drive them to pick up meth and a gun, go to some smoke shop to get a pipe, and drive them around while they smoke their meth. At this point it's like 1AM and I've been driving forever and I had to get home cuz I was like 17 at the time. I tell them I have to fucking bounce and they tell me to drop them off at so-and-so's house. We get there, and as they're about to step out I realize my phone is missing 
I confront them and tell them my phone is gone and it was just here 5 minutes ago. Where is it? They all act stupid and I tell them I'm not going home without my phone. They pull out knives and start talking about how they think I'm a cop (they're tweaked and paranoid) and how they think I got the other guy busted and just ramble on incoherently as they get more and more aggressive with the idea that I'm a police officer. I just cut my losses and bounce. They left a knife in my back seat. Fucking assholes.
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aw wtf that fucking sucks
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I've only had one crazy story like the one's mentioned .
I wasn't even hitch hiking, I think, I was like 10-11 and my ghetto white trash friend had this old guy, maybe a friend of his family I don't remember exactly. Anyways, he parks in a rundown grocery store and starts counting large amounts of large denomination bills. As he's about to get out I decide to do something an adolescent would do, jokingly grab a bit of cash.
He immediately sat back down in the car leaned over the back seat and started yelling at me and threatening his ability to shoot me and/or injure me. I didn't even take the cash i just touched it. I realize it was retarded to do that but i mean i was 11.
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The only hitch hiking story I have is a positive one. We were about the same age camping (johnson's shut ins) with my family and we were walking down the road to the river and a car with five hot high school girls stopped for reasons unknown to me. They ended up driving us the 1,000 feet we had to walk on their laps. I was extremely nervous so I didn't really interact with any of them but it was still pretty cool.
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: Idiot]
#14013417 - 02/23/11 01:00 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Well I bet you didn't touch it again...
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: Idiot]
#14013429 - 02/23/11 01:03 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Idiot said: The only hitch hiking story I have is a positive one. We were about the same age camping (johnson's shut ins) with my family and we were walking down the road to the river and a car with five hot high school girls stopped for reasons unknown to me. They ended up driving us the 1,000 feet we had to walk on their laps. I was extremely nervous so I didn't really interact with any of them but it was still pretty cool.
Did you keep your back turned to them after you go out so as to conceal your boner?
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: memes]
#14013457 - 02/23/11 01:07 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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lol I was thinking that but I'm not sure, it was over a decade ago but I would have wrote that if I had remembered it.
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: Idiot]
#14013553 - 02/23/11 01:26 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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well i got two stories.. one good one bad. good one first!
me n my buddy were comin back from a smoke shop one day. now this is normally the place to see homeless people at all so its an extreme rareity! So were driving n i point out this guy with a sign. i cant recall what it said specifically but i know it said somethin along the lines of.. will work for food. actually i think that might be it lol anyways, me n my buddy stop to get food and we buy this guy like 3 or 4 hambugers n a fry from wendys or somethin and we go n bring it too this guy. We get up too him n get out n hand him the food. He just breaks out in like complete awe "thanks so much!! god bless god bless, your so kind, i cant thank you enough for this." i almost started crying because he was such a nice guy n it was so sad.. not really a hitch story but this thread needs a good story!
the second one.. this happened to one of my girl friends and her sister. they were downtown in the city and they stopped somewhere like a gas station or w/e. this chick comes up and askes for a ride. my girl n her sister accept. the chick gets in n they drive her to whereever. they get to this chicks destination and she opens the door to get out. She steps one foot out n grabs my girls purse n says "im taking this." n gets out n walks off. lol so my girls sister gets out, chases her down n starts sayin.. "you gimme that back or im gonna beat your ass or w/e. n eventually my girls sister just got fed up with this chick and rips the purse from her grasp n gets back in the car. my girl who wasnt driving started lookin around in their car as they drove away n this dumb ass chick that wanted this ride left an envolope with her ID in it and i think some cash lmao!
my girl told me this, i wasnt there personally so i could be alil off. lol but i guesss their both good stories if you think about it. and what they did with her ID btw is beyond me. they never told me.
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: tripp23]
#14013824 - 02/23/11 02:05 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: aris]
#14013916 - 02/23/11 02:16 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: aris]
#14013976 - 02/23/11 02:24 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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aris said:

Would not have been right without the mullet cut, shaved at the sides long at the back all business
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: thoughts]
#14013988 - 02/23/11 02:26 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: GGTBod]
#14014096 - 02/23/11 02:41 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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GGTBod said: excellent thread
I have hitched only once at 1am in the morning and i was picked up by a man and halfway up the road i realised he had no legs and was driving a modified car.
I wonder if he dropped me off thinking "Who was that crazy fucker"
An incident i know a person in a car was relieved to get away from me.
2am on a country road our car is belching out smoke and i am tripping on cyanescens full blown trying to flag passing cars for assistance. I am proper fucked and every car the headlights are in my face and a woman stops her Fiesta and winds her window down 1 inch, i ask
"Where I am?"
she bolts
Are you white or ethnic? Could you have passed for a person who's first language isn't english?
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: s240779]
#14014133 - 02/23/11 02:47 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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superhigh said:
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GGTBod said: excellent thread
I have hitched only once at 1am in the morning and i was picked up by a man and halfway up the road i realised he had no legs and was driving a modified car.
I wonder if he dropped me off thinking "Who was that crazy fucker"
An incident i know a person in a car was relieved to get away from me.
2am on a country road our car is belching out smoke and i am tripping on cyanescens full blown trying to flag passing cars for assistance. I am proper fucked and every car the headlights are in my face and a woman stops her Fiesta and winds her window down 1 inch, i ask
"Where I am?"
she bolts
Are you white or ethnic? Could you have passed for a person who's first language isn't english?
You tell me

I speak English so well I work on the phone as an emergency services call handler
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: GGTBod]
#14014184 - 02/23/11 02:52 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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Not at all. That lady was probably freaked out.
That's a hilarious story.
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: s240779]
#14014268 - 02/23/11 03:01 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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When I was on the road a lot doing tour, I would usually travel with some family that had been on the road since about 1982. Now on tour there is a lot of connection with street-people because many tour kids also happen to be street kids. so there is some overlap.
But these people (both girls and guys - same philosophy) would ALWAYS pick up a hitchhiker if there was room. And we were almost always holding mad "stuff." Anyway, anytime we would see a hitchhiker, we'd pick them up, all tell stories and smoke them out with the dank and send them on the way down the road (since we usually were traveling several hundred miles a day).
We had several rides that were very "iffy". Now normally, our crew was weirder than anyone we picked up...
One time this guy we picked up in rural Arkansas was telling us "You know, people just don't know how to kill people right. The problem is they always leave a body. Now if I wanted to kill someone, not that I have, I'd throw their body into a pig pen. Those hogs'll eat a person - everything - down to the bones!"
I thought the guy was basically cool, and didn't even get weird-ed out by him, but my girlfriend at the time, was really nervous she told me...
but we picked up many, many people over the years, ostly never any problems...
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: dwpineal]
#14014344 - 02/23/11 03:10 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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"You know, people just don't know how to kill people right. The problem is they always leave a body. Now if I wanted to kill someone, not that I have, I'd throw their body into a pig pen. Those hogs'll eat a person - everything - down to the bones!"
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Sounds like he was just a fan of Guy Ritchies movies, this is almost a quote from the Character "Brick Top" in the movie "Snatch"
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: GGTBod]
#14014520 - 02/23/11 03:34 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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I have a mostly good one. I was coming home from work around 2 A.M. I stopped to get some gas and this black dude asks me to give him a ride home. I was a bit apprehensive but did it anyway. Well anyway, we get there he tells me to wait for him, he buys some crack, then he asks me to take him back to the gas station. On the way back he smokes it in my car. We get back to the gas station, he gives me some Xanax and 10 bucks. I thought it was a dick move to smoke crack in my car but I guess he made up for it.
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Re: I unknowingly gave a lunatic a ride. [Re: ifoundwaldo]
#14014526 - 02/23/11 03:34 PM (13 years, 10 days ago) |
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ifoundwaldo said:
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iwasaClown said: So we get to the store and i tell him ill wait in the car and i just booked it.

You're so dead if he ever sees you again.
good laugh...thank you. I once picked up a deaf-mute prostitute who propositioned me for sex...
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