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LobsterSauce


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#14013377 - 02/23/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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It was 4am when residents of the small Californian town of Johnville were awoken to the sounds of what one local described as "a God awful wailing,not of this earth by a long shot".
The wailing came from one Josh Todd who had consumed hallucinogenic mushrooms some time before. Officers were called to the scene and surprise surprise,they encountered a naked man on a unicycle raving and ranting about "the fourth dimension" and "being set free from the physical restraints of his body".
The man was waving his hands in the air as if he didn't care,blissfully unaware of the approaching officers. Once he became aware of the officers,as if he feared for his life,he bolted towards the nearby woods where officers gave chase.
The officers caught up with Josh not long after and restrained him. After giving his name and leading on that he'd consumed the hallucinogenic mushrooms he became agitated. Unfortunately he managed to break free before the officers could get the cuffs on him and he made a quick dash towards the woods once more.
He gave the officers the slip this time and the last thing they heard him say was "take thy medicine you filthy swine and you'll see that the world is in fact divine" and off he went into the night.
Those awoken by his antics were able to confirm that his name was Josh Todd but that he no longer lived in the neighbourhood.
Officers were unable to locate his current address. An official investigation is under way.
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: LobsterSauce] 2
#14013386 - 02/23/11 12:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Nordique ?
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noticeofeviction
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: LobsterSauce] 5
#14013389 - 02/23/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jimtown said: He gave the officers the slip this time and the last thing they heard him say was "take thy medicine you filthy swine and you'll see that the world is in fact divine" and off he went into the night.
FUCK YEAH!
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: noticeofeviction] 2
#14013401 - 02/23/11 12:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Long live Josh Todd, the prophet.
May his words be remembered: "take thy medicine you filthy swine and you'll see that the world is in fact divine"
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: noticeofeviction]
#14013404 - 02/23/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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it sucks that they have his name. 
i love how he escaped them while giving them a bit of a rhyme. it sounds like something shakespeare would have written.
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Buckthorn]
#14013407 - 02/23/11 12:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Enpo said: Long live Josh Todd, the prophet.
May his words be remembered: "take thy medicine you filthy swine and you'll see that the world is in fact divine"
it!
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: 4runner]
#14013418 - 02/23/11 01:00 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Nordique ?
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: noticeofeviction]
#14013432 - 02/23/11 01:03 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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noticeofeviction said:
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Jimtown said: He gave the officers the slip this time and the last thing they heard him say was "take thy medicine you filthy swine and you'll see that the world is in fact divine" and off he went into the night.
FUCK YEAH!
Seeing and hearing that would make me
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: tripp23]
#14013441 - 02/23/11 01:04 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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sounds like he had a crazy ride
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Cyclohexylamine]
#14013445 - 02/23/11 01:05 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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The sad part is that they're wasting police resources trying to catch a man who'se obviously not high anymore. Not high, not a threat.
leave him alone!
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Anthony917]
#14013465 - 02/23/11 01:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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My thoughts too 
that's great that he got loose.
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Mchaggis]
#14013538 - 02/23/11 01:23 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Mchaggis]
#14013545 - 02/23/11 01:25 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mchaggis said:
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Anthony917 said:
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My thoughts too 
that's great that he got loose.
We need to hear back from him!
Edit- link broken, wassup w/ that?
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Mchaggis]
#14013590 - 02/23/11 01:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Mchaggis said:
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Anthony917 said:
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My thoughts too 
that's great that he got loose.
LMFAO!   
i just got that hahahah i really gotta start payin attention to everyones names on here haha
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Doc_T]
#14013613 - 02/23/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: 4runner]
#14013616 - 02/23/11 01:37 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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anunnakian said: Nordique ?

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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14013708 - 02/23/11 01:49 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh, wait. It's not Nordique. I know who it is. 
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Doc_T]
#14013741 - 02/23/11 01:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Oh ya?
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14013777 - 02/23/11 01:58 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Irresponsible drug users like that are the reason we get such a shitty reputation.
I can let that one go though because it's fucking hilarious.
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Re: Man on hallucinogenic mushrooms terrorises quiet,suburban neighbourhood [Re: Buckthorn]
#14013797 - 02/23/11 02:01 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I gotta add that to my signture!! that's great.
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