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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14013258 - 02/23/11 12:27 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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Spezzurta said: eww is that midget eating??





:lolsy::curbyourenthusiasm:

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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
    #14013259 - 02/23/11 12:27 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

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Sprezzatura said:
I dated a jewish girl whose parents Donated a quarter million dollars to her university alumni fund, legacy... that was just a donation, didn't include tuition costs.

She was a nut case, but not very stingy with the goods, and knew how to satisfy a man's penis with her lips.

And after every time I received a blow job from her, I thought about her Grandmother saying "Why don't you date a nice Jewish boy?" right in front of me, and I just laughed and laughed as my semen swan down her esophagus.





that's almost as good as the one I just heard

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tiny_rabid_birds said:
HAH.  as if you'd ever see a hippy wearing designer jeans.  seriously, with raw denim jeans it is common practice to not wash your jeans as long as possible.  google it.  these are the best pants i've ever owned... so that's awesome.



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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
    #14013282 - 02/23/11 12:34 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

"How do you spell 'animal?' "

"Basically, peyote comes from a mushroom."

I had a rant thread about the last one a coupla years ago. Some of you may remember the story of the 'basically' girl.


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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mchaggis]
    #14013318 - 02/23/11 12:42 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

"when you smoke marijuana it actually makes holes in your brain and that's why you get high".


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it teaches its lessons whether you like/dislike them or not."

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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: nicechrisman]
    #14013364 - 02/23/11 12:50 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

this thread makes me :lol:

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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Natorade]
    #14013388 - 02/23/11 12:54 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

In high school when we were reading Grapes of Wrath, this bitch in my English class said, "I don't understand how these people went hungry when cheeseburgers cost 25 cents."

Later she tried her hand in acting and got very small parts in a "According to Jim" episode, a "North Shore" episode (lol) and some other show I forget.

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