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'The Rich Girl sez' thread
#14012515 - 02/23/11 09:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Post some idiotic things you have heard snobby rich girls say.
My favorite was:
"Do poor people really use both sides of the toilet paper to save money? Ew" ~High School 1999.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14012524 - 02/23/11 09:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Haha,this should be good. Can't really think of anything at the moment.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14012539 - 02/23/11 09:27 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha nice...
"i don't see how people have a social life without being greek, like my whole life revolves around it and all my friends come from sororities. they have so many benefits i just don't see why people hate them." - typical ultra-dumb hot sorority girl arguing about greek societies with a professor, while he just nods and gives her a shit eating grin. earlier this quarter.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14012544 - 02/23/11 09:29 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sprezzatura said: Post some idiotic things you have heard snobby rich girls say.
My favorite was:
"Do poor people really use both sides of the toilet paper to save money? Ew" ~High School 1999.
wtf? i have never heard of anyone using both sides of toilet paper Do you do that?
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Odd]
#14012547 - 02/23/11 09:30 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"Ewww is that midget eating?"
"I mean I'm the girlfriend I shouldn't be expected to have to deal with the Tv remote"
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Odd]
#14012551 - 02/23/11 09:31 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Odd said:
Quote:
Sprezzatura said: Post some idiotic things you have heard snobby rich girls say.
My favorite was:
"Do poor people really use both sides of the toilet paper to save money? Ew" ~High School 1999.
wtf? i have never heard of anyone using both sides of toilet paper Do you do that? 
yeah seriously, I'm pretty poor and that sounds disgusting, I don't see how it's possible. I do try to be efficient though.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Odd]
#14012556 - 02/23/11 09:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I fold my toilet paper twice, so I actually use 3 sides. Can't see why I shouldn't.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mjau]
#14012566 - 02/23/11 09:37 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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-Black and white. -Ugh! That's the worst mix.
On the bus ride to elementary school. Two rich girls talking about ethnic backgrounds.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Rebirtha]
#14012585 - 02/23/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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lol wipe, fold, wipe again...
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14012588 - 02/23/11 09:42 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"The other side"? I crumple that shit up.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: s240779]
#14012599 - 02/23/11 09:45 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I wash mine out in the sink and use it again.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Grungeman17]
#14012606 - 02/23/11 09:47 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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" uh... I thought hot chicks with rich dads didn't go to jail"
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Le_Canard]
#14012610 - 02/23/11 09:48 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I use my brothers sock and just put it back in the sock drawer when I'm done
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14012623 - 02/23/11 09:50 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I remember some show about an American family who cut any corners they could,you know how toiler rolls are two sheets thick?
Well they spent the time unraveling each roll to make two rolls. That's ridiculous. You'd end up using just as much as the thinner rolls wouldn't wipe shit.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14012640 - 02/23/11 09:54 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Jimtown said: you know how toiler rolls are two sheets thick?
Some of them are. Only ones I've ever seen like that were in public bathrooms. You confused me for a second there.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Grungeman17]
#14012651 - 02/23/11 09:55 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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" eww grose you guys are eating turkey for thanksgiving? Go ahead and get the bird flu..." witnessed that one... not a single person stopped eating when she said that.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: s240779]
#14012653 - 02/23/11 09:56 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Ya,sorry. You do end up using twice as much though.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: LobsterSauce]
#14012659 - 02/23/11 09:57 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've seen a movie about some hippie family doing that to save trees...
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: 13.step]
#14012680 - 02/23/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Can't remember the specific quote but over heard a student crying because her daddy had only given her £100,000 to buy a flat with and the one she wanted was more.
My heart bleeds.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Rebirtha]
#14012681 - 02/23/11 10:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Rebirtha said:
Quote:
Odd said:
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Sprezzatura said: Post some idiotic things you have heard snobby rich girls say.
My favorite was:
"Do poor people really use both sides of the toilet paper to save money? Ew" ~High School 1999.
wtf? i have never heard of anyone using both sides of toilet paper Do you do that? 
yeah seriously, I'm pretty poor and that sounds disgusting, I don't see how it's possible. I do try to be efficient though.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mjau]
#14012686 - 02/23/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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That's some crazy whacked out new age shit.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mjau]
#14012688 - 02/23/11 10:04 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"I don't know why we should pay to support public transportation, I mean if it wasn't there, more people would buy cars and the economy would be better"
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mjau]
#14012712 - 02/23/11 10:10 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I was laughing so hard. i guess that is possible, you convinced me
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mjau]
#14012725 - 02/23/11 10:11 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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woh woh woh where the hell did that third layer come from?
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Odd]
#14012743 - 02/23/11 10:14 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Odd said:
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I was laughing so hard. i guess that is possible, you convinced me 
I'm loling even harder now
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Rebirtha]
#14012753 - 02/23/11 10:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rebirtha said: woh woh woh where the hell did that third layer come from?
a powerful imagination
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Rebirtha]
#14012759 - 02/23/11 10:16 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Rebirtha said: woh woh woh where the hell did that third layer come from?
Folding, my friend. Folding.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Prisoner#1] 1
#14012773 - 02/23/11 10:19 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Prisoner#1 said: I use my brothers sock and just put it back in the sock drawer when I'm done
Sometimes, I use the cat.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: nicechrisman]
#14012781 - 02/23/11 10:20 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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nicechrisman said: "I don't know why we should pay to support public transportation, I mean if it wasn't there, more people would buy cars and the economy would be better"
I've heard something similar from a hard-core Libertarian.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Le_Canard]
#14012791 - 02/23/11 10:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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haha right from zappa's mouth
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Rebirtha]
#14012797 - 02/23/11 10:24 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"Wait, is Paris a city or a country?"
true story
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: morrowasted]
#14012833 - 02/23/11 10:32 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"She looked at me, and I could tell that she wanted to beat me up because she is Mexican and I am white"
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: morrowasted]
#14012838 - 02/23/11 10:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Not really so much Rich Girl Sez, but Dumb Girl Sez....
"wait, hold on a minute....................................................starts playing with some coins..........................................Is there 60 or 100 in a dollar?"
(cents...minutes/hour)
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Odd]
#14012935 - 02/23/11 11:03 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
Odd said:
Quote:
Sprezzatura said: Post some idiotic things you have heard snobby rich girls say.
My favorite was:
"Do poor people really use both sides of the toilet paper to save money? Ew" ~High School 1999.
wtf? i have never heard of anyone using both sides of toilet paper Do you do that? 
No, I don't use toilet paper.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14012962 - 02/23/11 11:13 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I've dated a couple of very rich girls, probably don't ever wanna go through that again really. Something about having an assload of money makes people fucking weirdos.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: LoveYourLife]
#14012985 - 02/23/11 11:18 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I dated a jewish girl whose parents Donated a quarter million dollars to her university alumni fund, legacy... that was just a donation, didn't include tuition costs.
She was a nut case, but not very stingy with the goods, and knew how to satisfy a man's penis with her lips.
And after every time I received a blow job from her, I thought about her Grandmother saying "Why don't you date a nice Jewish boy?" right in front of me, and I just laughed and laughed as my semen swan down her esophagus.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14013017 - 02/23/11 11:26 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14013035 - 02/23/11 11:33 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said: and I just laughed and laughed as my semen swan down her esophagus.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: shLong]
#14013065 - 02/23/11 11:41 AM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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~16 year old bitch walks off private jet~ "DAD! How can you drive that van around!? It's so bad for the environment!"
   
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Remix]
#14013184 - 02/23/11 12:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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damn, that's bad
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14013258 - 02/23/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Spezzurta said: eww is that midget eating??

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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Sprezzatura]
#14013259 - 02/23/11 12:27 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Sprezzatura said: I dated a jewish girl whose parents Donated a quarter million dollars to her university alumni fund, legacy... that was just a donation, didn't include tuition costs.
She was a nut case, but not very stingy with the goods, and knew how to satisfy a man's penis with her lips.
And after every time I received a blow job from her, I thought about her Grandmother saying "Why don't you date a nice Jewish boy?" right in front of me, and I just laughed and laughed as my semen swan down her esophagus.
that's almost as good as the one I just heard
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tiny_rabid_birds said: HAH. as if you'd ever see a hippy wearing designer jeans. seriously, with raw denim jeans it is common practice to not wash your jeans as long as possible. google it. these are the best pants i've ever owned... so that's awesome.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Prisoner#1]
#14013282 - 02/23/11 12:34 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"How do you spell 'animal?' "
"Basically, peyote comes from a mushroom."
I had a rant thread about the last one a coupla years ago. Some of you may remember the story of the 'basically' girl.
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Mchaggis]
#14013318 - 02/23/11 12:42 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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"when you smoke marijuana it actually makes holes in your brain and that's why you get high".
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: nicechrisman]
#14013364 - 02/23/11 12:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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this thread makes me
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Re: 'The Rich Girl sez' thread [Re: Natorade]
#14013388 - 02/23/11 12:54 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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In high school when we were reading Grapes of Wrath, this bitch in my English class said, "I don't understand how these people went hungry when cheeseburgers cost 25 cents."
Later she tried her hand in acting and got very small parts in a "According to Jim" episode, a "North Shore" episode (lol) and some other show I forget.
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