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OfflineCultyVader
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HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!!
    #1401115 - 03/22/03 06:06 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

So im reading about agar cultures-you know "minding my own business"- when all of the sudden my mind is poisoined with this terrible terrible idea of Making my own agar plates!!! So there i am crushing kibble adding agar crystals Noticing how much shit is on the bottom of these jars! Into the PC they Go!! Now im getting nervous. . So i close all my windows and reduce airflow in my house to near nothing. I pop open my oven set her on 200 and get ready to pour the dishes. Timer is up! Now its game time. i pull out the jars (noticing how they are still seperated) and realize how they are HOT and they are going to be like that for a long time. So im sittin on my ass putzing around meanwhile the oven has turned my apartment into a freakin sauna! Jesus christ. alright this is where i decide that im a man. I got my shitty little roll of saran wrap (that i somehow managed to decapitate from the rest of the roll), ive got my oven going, ive got my sterile bag-o-petri dishes, and ive got these hands that for some reason thinks that they can withstand the temperature of these burning jars! So i mix up the shiznit ass best i can and pop open these babies (Oh yeah i washed my hands too) i pour the dishes using that "grab three and start with the bottom one" thing and im thinking to myself " This isnt so bad I can do this Im a PRO" Now comes the shitty part. Ive got my three dishes im park in front of my suana/oven and im like "How the fhell do i seal these thingas? " This is when i break out in a profuse sweat-im talking full on FACE CONDENSATION. Im trying to wrap thses things and it aint working the way i had dreamed it would these past few nights and things are going downhill fast! I get the brilliant idea to tilt the dish a little to get a better angle WRONG MOVE Dog food and agar (smells terrible) is EVERYWHERE!!! Oh god im getting tears in my eyes just remembering it. ok so now im crying like a baby cursing those damn people you know the Joshua's and the Mycophile's for planting this terrible seed in my mycologically impotent brain. Finally i just wrap the whole things up three dishes at a time and pray for the best.. Thanks guys Ill never forget this Love, The CultyVader Praying for one clean dish Please god please


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: CultyVader]
    #1401248 - 03/22/03 07:06 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I wrap ten dishes at a time, why don'y you jsut make a ghetto glove box, with a little 99.9% HEPA blowing in it for positive pressure? it would make your life much easier.


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: CultyVader]
    #1401291 - 03/22/03 07:21 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

The dishes are sealed AFTER they are solid.


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: RadioActiveSlug]
    #1401300 - 03/22/03 07:26 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah i know i just didnt realize how much the oven tek sucks . Not that its bad or anything just realy hot and cumbsersome


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: CultyVader]
    #1401303 - 03/22/03 07:26 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

no way your kidding me right? Ive read that you seal them while hot to prevent contamination while cooling


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: CultyVader]
    #1401315 - 03/22/03 07:34 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

I?m not kidding.
As you have seen it?s (nearly) impossible to seal them while the agar is still liquid.


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: Anno]
    #1401409 - 03/22/03 08:09 PM (13 years, 8 months ago)

so i take it i should go re seal them right now?
or just leave it alone so i dont stir up anything


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Re: HAHAHAHA Agar You guys are really funny!!! [Re: Anno]
    #1401758 - 03/23/03 12:40 AM (13 years, 8 months ago)

Yeah, I just figured that out a few nights ago.


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