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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: Austinh111]
    #14016725 - 02/23/11 09:50 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

this guy drew in permantant marker all over my desk in science dicks everywhere the teacher sucking a dick the words "Mr. _____ sucks dick" he even made fun of his lil speech "pep" when he'd go "ehhh" or "uhhh" we counted he litterally did it like 120 times in under fives minutes for the bell cause we kept asking him questions and tallying omg it was so funny the best part is he let me off im just like yea i had no control over it I wasnt there the teachers like i think i know who does it the only kid that carries a black ink permanant marker pen to class, so many stories fuckng sandwhiches covered with mold

i wasnt bad i just liked a good laugh


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: Konyap]
    #14017027 - 02/23/11 10:41 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I once drew a picture of me holding a gun to my teachers head while raping her. My dick was a battle axe and she had a grenade for a ball gag. We were doing it in a grave yard with a hole dug for me putting her in when i was finished...


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: 13.step]
    #14017060 - 02/23/11 10:48 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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13.step said:
Hmmm...one heroin addiction away from a murder spree?





haha for real man....my addiction is morphine tho...and surprisingly my two friends that were in on writing all of that with me and making the pictures ended up addicted to opiates as well...2 of us shoot morphine and one is a hydro/perc fiend...


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: dshow]
    #14017239 - 02/23/11 11:19 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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dshow said:
when i was in school id draw 2 people with dog looking heads doing it doggystyle in hell with satan video taping them and dead bodies laying everywhere.




Winnrar.

During woodshop in 5th grade my current roommate carved "Mr._____ has no penis" into a block of wood and he really took his time and made it look nice. This teacher had a dozen or so sexual harassment claims filed against him. He caught my friend when he was staining it to make it look better. :lol: He got suspended for a week.


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: Sophistic Radiance]
    #14017552 - 02/24/11 12:15 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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Tchan909 said:
You've got to be fucking kidding.

When I was eleven, I wrote a prose piece about shooting my PE teacher, followed by an extremely graphic description of his innards sliding out.

Maybe that's why my parents wouldn't let me turn that thing in :nonono:





I used to draw giant worm monsters biting my one science teacher in half (I love science, but she was a bitch)

Her spine would be all dangling from the leg stumps.


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: usefulidiot13]
    #14018416 - 02/24/11 06:00 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Wow, seriously? Sucks man, I'm glad you weren't offended by the comment...:naughty:, that means addiction's not really your problem, just a thought for when you want to get clean...good luck :heart:


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: dshow] * 1
    #14018584 - 02/24/11 07:22 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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dshow said:
I once drew a picture of me holding a gun to my teachers head while raping her. My dick was a battle axe and she had a grenade for a ball gag. We were doing it in a grave yard with a hole dug for me putting her in when i was finished...




this is among the best posts ever made, in my opinion.


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Re: 11 yr old arrested for drawing stick figures [Re: Samuel L Jackson]
    #14019299 - 02/24/11 10:52 AM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:picdidnthappen:
:rofl2:


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