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    #14009719 - 02/22/11 08:21 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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I see you,
I see you a-zooming into my window,
I see you a-zooming into my window long black spider,
I see you a-zooming into my window long black spider with woe begotten legs,
I see you a-zooming into my window long black spider with woe begotten legs kicking and tickling and whisking up a batter,
I see you a-zooming into my window long black spider with woe begotten legs kicking and tickling and whisking up a batter of newly named corn syrup hoverboard fantasies final end entities entangled with another who's empaled on a sheepskin can't be the free flock flying forward fires flaming from frozen factories facing financial failures endgame policies didn't work and now you're stuck in the wall plastered and spinning drunk/ Who can't see what lies behind can't see what lies ahead/ Who can't see the present can only see the gifts/ Who can't feel the sting surely isn't poisoned/ Rambling gambling stambling down the road of no exits to forever be banished to a life of perpetual road tripping "RIGHT LANE ONLY, no passing in this punishment" You're forever to be exiled behind the slow driver who knows it too.

Corrina, Corrina, Why must you be like this?
Corrina, Corrina, I never knew you to be amiss?
If I ain't the solution, I'ma just be the twist.
Corrina, Corrina, Is the math too real?
Corrina, Corrina, is there something of yours for you that I could steal?
I've only got ten fingers, but they're yours if that's your deal.
Corrina, Corrina, They've taken your child away,
Corrina, Corrina, They've taken your only son away!
But he's comfy there now, he's got a new woman to lay,
Corrina, Corrina, They've locked you up tight,
Corrina, Corrina, They've lock you up all night,
But only you of all people know, The grass IS greener on the other side.

Mother Mary reappears from time to time in the doorway holographic and tells me of a new film(she actually used the word film) with that chick from that robot movie that we saw with my cousin Denise to cheer her up after she lost her boyfriend to that freak telephone pole explosion, you know they never did figure out how that happened, but I bet it has something to do with that Jane from down the street who sits on the city council and O! hey did you hear about those city council people in that backwards state Californyuh, buncha corrupt entitled hippies, who gave themselves raises until they were getting paid more than the pool boy!? i mean who would do that I don't think there's a shred of humanity or dignity or self-respect or honor or valor or promise or values or consolidarity left in our society thanks to those social network sites I heard that those can give your child ADHD well I just locked up my computer in the basement with the neighbors cat and now my little Timothy he's so cute he's grown four inches in the last 6 minutes!!!! we figured that that's 2/3 an inch each minute ooooooh he's getting growing so fast he just started listening to this band, Anal Cunt, which I'm not so sure about but he said "Mom, It's irooniiic, get it?" and of course I did but anyways so i stopped (Hammer Time) locked up the computer and now little Timothy is entirely focused he doesn't STOP! (Hammer TIme) talking about how unfair I'm being to him but I told him I did that if he gets on the computer his brain will leak out his earholes and ruin his new headphones and then how will he listen to that Anal Cunt of his?? and you know what he said? Do you? He said, "With speakers, dumbass", my little rebel.

Meanwhile, a starving kid in Blank Slate Nowhere received the $4.28 from Mother Mary that she sends each month since she got approached in front of the Tom Thumb and bamboozled into giving money to the poor. He found his way to the basement bakery and bought some novacaine bread and then turned that around for an exact $20 profit by selling it to the kid with the Anal Cunt shirt who took the twenty from his Mom's purse.

Journalistic integrity Jimmy snooped in the window of a women's changing room.
Tomahawk Timmy looped around to see if he was being followed,
Long immortal Lemmy scooped the metal of the midnight spoon,
Zeitgeist Zimmy drooped before a marble memoir snow.

The headlines on the papers always confess, if you ain't got that B-A-N-A-N-A-S then you ain't got that B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

If you want to buy ya a home or farm,
Your milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard,
Then ya can take your new baby to a California Dream,

Don't swap your old cow for a car,
You're perfect just the way you are,
And anyways you prolly think you're cooler than me.

But that's alright, cause it's a-either a sweet dream lecturing or a beautiful nightmare whispering, both of which sound more like my pillows talking again.


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