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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: asdfasdf]
    #14009066 - 02/22/11 06:20 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

This guy's one crazy motherfucker.

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14009081 - 02/22/11 06:24 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:werd:


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: pwnasaurus]
    #14009131 - 02/22/11 06:35 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

He says he's got a pretty impressive tolerance though. As in taking a lemon tekked quarter and not getting where he wants. Pretty weird.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Eminence]
    #14009167 - 02/22/11 06:44 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

whoops


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Edited by dwtk (02/22/11 08:26 PM)

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: dwtk]
    #14009174 - 02/22/11 06:45 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

PSSHH :rolleyes:

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PreparationH]
    #14009175 - 02/22/11 06:45 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

PreparationH said:
he butt chugged a lemon shot of 28 g's

ya heard it here first folks




The proper way is to mash all of the shrooms into a ball, open your butthole and carefully insert fistful of mushrooms into the anus, then release them all at once.

It really works :borfase:


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They call me Mark

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Edited by œȾȿȝȴɧʢǥ (ȏɟ/ȿɮ/ɷɖ 68:82 PM)

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: markofthebeast]
    #14009318 - 02/22/11 07:13 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

this is NOW appropriate.

this is NOW appropriate.


:feelsweirdman:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Todcasil]
    #14009425 - 02/22/11 07:33 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

wonder whats going on in his brain right now:strokebeard:

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14009435 - 02/22/11 07:35 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

He probably believes he is posting on the Shroomery.

He probably believes he is posting on the Shroomery.


:kodama:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Todcasil]
    #14009450 - 02/22/11 07:38 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:lolsy: maybe he's already beginning to experience ego loss, and not thinking anything. just simply being:levitate:

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14009456 - 02/22/11 07:39 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
wonder whats going on in his brain right now:strokebeard:







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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14009461 - 02/22/11 07:40 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I prefer to believe he's riding on some crazy space train
somewhere from central time to grenich meantime!


I prefer to believe he's riding on some crazy space train
somewhere from central time to grenich meantime!


:tardpig:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14009500 - 02/22/11 07:46 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
wonder whats going on in his brain right now:strokebeard:



probably thinking about how many words he should  mispell on purpose in his next post to make us think he actualy did it


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14009502 - 02/22/11 07:46 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

:deepman:


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: Todcasil]
    #14009510 - 02/22/11 07:47 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Todcasil said:
He probably believes he is posting on the Shroomery.

He probably believes he is posting on the Shroomery.


:kodama:





Or he's in a scary mental void. :feelsbadman:


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14009516 - 02/22/11 07:48 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

PeterGriffin467 said:
Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
wonder whats going on in his brain right now:strokebeard:



probably thinking about how many words he should  mispell on purpose in his next post to make us think he actualy did it



:ilold: because that actually might be the case. if this was genuine he would of posted pics of the ounce all lemon tekked up and ready to slam.

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14009520 - 02/22/11 07:49 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

PeterGriffin467 said:
Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
wonder whats going on in his brain right now:strokebeard:



probably thinking about how many words he should  mispell on purpose in his next post to make us think he actualy did it




:rofl2:

I had a very similar thought when I read this. :lol:

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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14009533 - 02/22/11 07:50 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Yeah exactly, he said he was gonna post pics of it beforehand but magicaly "ate them all so he cant take pics of em", OP's a newb troll who wants hArDcOr3 shroomery status


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: ROFL_my_ WAFFLE]
    #14009551 - 02/22/11 07:53 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

ROFL_my_ WAFFLE said:
Quote:

Todcasil said:
He probably believes he is posting on the Shroomery.

He probably believes he is posting on the Shroomery.


:kodama:





Or he's in a scary mental void. :feelsbadman:




Same thing!



Same thing!


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Men look at themselves and they see flawed humans, we look at women and we see perfect
GODDESSES
Women look at themselves and they seem utterly human, when looking at men they see proud
GODS.


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Re: I'm going to lemon tek an ounce of shrooms. [Re: PeterGriffin467]
    #14009555 - 02/22/11 07:54 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

PeterGriffin467 said:
Yeah exactly, he said he was gonna post pics of it beforehand but magicaly "ate them all so he cant take pics of em", OP's a newb troll who wants hArDcOr3 shroomery status



you actually might be on to something. its quite plausible that he fabricted this thread, as a shortcut to the shroomerite hall of famers. we must discover the truth:sherlock:

i likes you man.:thumbup:

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