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The_Ghost
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So im sitting in lecture..
#14008335 - 02/22/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Apparently public urination is charged as a sex crime and you can become a registered sex offender due to a public urination charge. Something to keep in mind lol.
Im also very very high.
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008341 - 02/22/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I blame R. Kelly.
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Set
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008343 - 02/22/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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A buddy of mine found out about that after he was charged with public urination, scared the shit outta him.
Good thing the charges were dropped.
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: Set]
#14008362 - 02/22/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I pee in public all the time
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virus1824
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so if im pissing against a tree im actually sexually assaulting that tree? makes you wonder.
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008377 - 02/22/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I feel public urination laws should be abolished between midnight and four am.
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The_Ghost
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: virus1824]
#14008383 - 02/22/11 04:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
virus1824 said: so if im pissing against a tree im actually sexually assaulting that tree? makes you wonder.
Well no lol. They're afraid an innocent child might see your junk from like 10 miles away using x-ray vision and get scarred for life.
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008386 - 02/22/11 04:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008397 - 02/22/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
The_Ghost said:
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virus1824 said: so if im pissing against a tree im actually sexually assaulting that tree? makes you wonder.
Well no lol. They're afraid an innocent child might see your junk from like 10 miles away using x-ray vision and get scarred for life.
Hey, little boy. There's more where that came from.
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virus1824
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
#14008399 - 02/22/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Unless that kid files a case you're chances of landing in the penal (pun) system is quite low i reckon. i think the tree would have a better case.
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
#14008406 - 02/22/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If people don't wanna see my dick then they can just look the fuck away
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008469 - 02/22/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
The_Ghost said: Apparently public urination can be is charged as a sex crime and you can become a registered sex offender due to a public urination charge. Something to keep in mind lol.
Im also very very high. 
fixed for you. public nudity is actually legal in my state, as long as no one is offended.
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: danielx]
#14008488 - 02/22/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I suspect that LEO's goal is to incarcerate everyone. It is part of Obama's plan to fix the nation's infrastructure.
Prisoners = slave labor = new roads and highways and bridges.
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danielx
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: Senor_Doobie]
#14008505 - 02/22/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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not against the law when an element of crime is missing.
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ifoundwaldo


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: danielx]
#14008535 - 02/22/11 04:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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danielx said: not against the law when an element of crime is missing.

what's your defense in court?
"That bitch gets offended too easily. All I was doing was watering the tree."
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: danielx]
#14008678 - 02/22/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Quote:
danielx said:
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The_Ghost said: Apparently public urination can be is charged as a sex crime and you can become a registered sex offender due to a public urination charge. Something to keep in mind lol.
Im also very very high. 
fixed for you. public nudity is actually legal in my state, as long as no one is offended.
which state?
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DrMambo
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: csrpj]
#14008688 - 02/22/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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mooning is constitutionally protected free speech
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
#14008706 - 02/22/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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if you gotta go...you gotta go!
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Eminence



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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: mr.711]
#14008736 - 02/22/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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If you gotta nut..you gotta nut.
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The_Ghost
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: Eminence]
#14008788 - 02/22/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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frylock91 said: If you gotta nut..you gotta nut.

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DrMambo
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
#14008797 - 02/22/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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I feel bad for Paul Reubens. He was spankin' it in a fucking porno theater.
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I_was_the_walrus
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
#14008911 - 02/22/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago) |
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Streaking will get you on the sex offender list as well.
Whats a party without a streaker?
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