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OfflineThe_Ghost
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So im sitting in lecture..
    #14008335 - 02/22/11 03:57 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Apparently public urination is charged as a sex crime and you can become a registered sex offender due to a public urination charge. Something to keep in mind lol.

Im also very very high. :vaped:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008341 - 02/22/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I blame R. Kelly.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008343 - 02/22/11 03:59 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

A buddy of mine found out about that after he was charged with public urination, scared the shit outta him.

Good thing the charges were dropped. :hansen:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: Set]
    #14008362 - 02/22/11 04:07 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I pee in public all the time


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: masterfluffypants]
    #14008367 - 02/22/11 04:08 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

so if im pissing against a tree im actually sexually assaulting that tree? makes you wonder.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008377 - 02/22/11 04:09 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:feelsbadman:

I feel public urination laws should be abolished between midnight and four am.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: virus1824]
    #14008383 - 02/22/11 04:10 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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virus1824 said:
so if im pissing against a tree im actually sexually assaulting that tree? makes you wonder.



Well no lol. They're afraid an innocent child might see your junk from like 10 miles away using x-ray vision and get scarred for life.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008386 - 02/22/11 04:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

:omgz:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008397 - 02/22/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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The_Ghost said:
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virus1824 said:
so if im pissing against a tree im actually sexually assaulting that tree? makes you wonder.



Well no lol. They're afraid an innocent child might see your junk from like 10 miles away using x-ray vision and get scarred for life.




Hey, little boy. There's more where that came from.  :borfase:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14008399 - 02/22/11 04:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Unless that kid files a case you're chances of landing in the penal (pun) system is quite low i reckon. i think the tree would have a better case.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14008406 - 02/22/11 04:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If people don't wanna see my dick then they can just look the fuck away  :megacrankey:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008469 - 02/22/11 04:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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The_Ghost said:
Apparently public urination  can be is charged as a sex crime and you can become a registered sex offender due to a public urination charge. Something to keep in mind lol.

Im also very very high. :vaped:




fixed for you. public nudity is actually legal in my state, as long as no one is offended.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: danielx]
    #14008488 - 02/22/11 04:35 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I suspect that LEO's goal is to incarcerate everyone.  It is part of Obama's plan to fix the nation's infrastructure.

Prisoners = slave labor = new roads and highways and bridges.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: Senor_Doobie]
    #14008505 - 02/22/11 04:39 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

not against the law when an element of crime is missing.

:penis:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: danielx]
    #14008535 - 02/22/11 04:45 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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danielx said:
not against the law when an element of crime is missing.

:penis:




:lol: what's your defense in court?

:urreallydumb: "That bitch gets offended too easily. All I was doing was watering the tree."


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: danielx]
    #14008678 - 02/22/11 05:11 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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danielx said:
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The_Ghost said:
Apparently public urination  can be is charged as a sex crime and you can become a registered sex offender due to a public urination charge. Something to keep in mind lol.

Im also very very high. :vaped:




fixed for you. public nudity is actually legal in my state, as long as no one is offended.




which state?


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: csrpj]
    #14008688 - 02/22/11 05:13 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

mooning is constitutionally protected free speech
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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14008706 - 02/22/11 05:16 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

if you gotta go...you gotta go!


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: mr.711]
    #14008736 - 02/22/11 05:22 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

If you gotta nut..you gotta nut.



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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: Eminence]
    #14008788 - 02/22/11 05:31 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

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frylock91 said:
If you gotta nut..you gotta nut.





:lolsy:


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: The_Ghost]
    #14008797 - 02/22/11 05:33 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

I feel bad for Paul Reubens. He was spankin' it in a fucking porno theater.


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Re: So im sitting in lecture.. [Re: DrMambo]
    #14008911 - 02/22/11 05:53 PM (12 years, 11 months ago)

Streaking will get you on the sex offender list as well.

Whats a party without a streaker?



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