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do you ever look back at your life and think...
    #14008183 - 02/22/11 03:27 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

...damn, it's a good thing i'm a guy, or else i would have been raped so many times?

seriously, just thinking about all the risky shit i've done in my life, i can think of tons of times where i'd have probably been raped if i had a vagina. first time i got drunk, alone with two girls, and blacked out to find myself half naked in their tub the next morning? if i would have been a girl drinking alone with two guys, well, that situation would have panned out much differently i'm sure.

it's good to be a guy.

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT] * 1
    #14008200 - 02/22/11 03:29 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Nope. Can't say I fantasize about my own rape :shrug:


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008204 - 02/22/11 03:30 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

JT said:
first time i got drunk, alone with two girls, and blacked out to find myself half naked in their tub the next morning?




I'm pretty sure getting raped as a guy could be much worse.


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: dwtk]
    #14008214 - 02/22/11 03:33 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

I probably would have been abducted for the sex slave industry when I bought weed from the Mexican Mafia in the slums of Cozumel.
I got pretty lucky I wasn't fucked with at all considering how young I was.

Yeah, if I was a girl, I wouldn't have gotten away with a lot of the shit I did.

...But I also would have gotten away with a lot of different shit that I never was able to.


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14008225 - 02/22/11 03:36 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

dwtk said:
Nope. Can't say I fantasize about my own rape :shrug:




no, not fantasizing. just like, damn, that could have been really bad...ya know?
Quote:



Rabidbaboon said:

...But I also would have gotten away with a lot of different shit that I never was able to.



i guess, but blowjobs, rape, there's not a big difference

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008244 - 02/22/11 03:39 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

as guys, we kinda take for granted the fact that we can just pass out wherever and be completely intoxicated without much risk other than from hurting ourselves. girls can't be that irresponsible.

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008249 - 02/22/11 03:40 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

JT said:
i guess, but blowjobs, rape, there's not a big difference



I wasn't implying blowjobs :lol:, but I would have to disagree. The difference is pretty distinct.


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008258 - 02/22/11 03:41 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

JT said:
as guys, we kinda take for granted the fact that we can just pass out wherever and be completely intoxicated without much risk other than from hurting ourselves. girls can't be that irresponsible.




I've never considered that. I have passed out in some crazy places... Glad I didn't get raped.

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008264 - 02/22/11 03:42 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

JT said:
as guys, we kinda take for granted the fact that we can just pass out wherever and be completely intoxicated without much risk other than from hurting ourselves. girls can't be that irresponsible.



don't ever black out near me baby

You like jelly or chocolate syrup?


edit: also some guy in our neighborhood woke up to some other guy removing his pants, that guy got jumped by the dude's older brother and friends, gross.

Edited by PreparationH (02/22/11 03:44 PM)

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14008273 - 02/22/11 03:44 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

you probably would have had more sense than to get blacked out drunk with two dudes if you were a chick. If not you deserve to get raped  :Trollface:


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14008299 - 02/22/11 03:49 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
Quote:

JT said:
i guess, but blowjobs, rape, there's not a big difference



I wasn't implying blowjobs :lol:, but I would have to disagree. The difference is pretty distinct.





:lol: yeah i know what you meant, just kidding.

i just finished this 6 pack. gonna go walk a few miles to the gas station to buy some more beer. alone. in the dark. don't worry it's cool  :tmckenna:

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008302 - 02/22/11 03:50 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

grab some natty ice bro I'll meet you at your place!  Hey bro, you have camecube??

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14008309 - 02/22/11 03:51 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I'll bring the black dildo's! :partykid:


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #14008315 - 02/22/11 03:52 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

Rabidbaboon said:
I'll bring the black dildo's! :partykid:




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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14008316 - 02/22/11 03:52 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

no bro but i got a wii :highfive:

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008322 - 02/22/11 03:54 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

i've thought about how i would be a rapist if a was female, the kind that uses a strap on to rape with


for the lulz


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008323 - 02/22/11 03:54 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Shop for: Giant Black Dildo
:confused: but :lol:

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: JT]
    #14008329 - 02/22/11 03:55 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

Quote:

JT said:
...damn, it's a good thing i'm a guy, or else i would have been raped so many times?

seriously, just thinking about all the risky shit i've done in my life, i can think of tons of times where i'd have probably been raped if i had a vagina. first time i got drunk, alone with two girls, and blacked out to find myself half naked in their tub the next morning? if i would have been a girl drinking alone with two guys, well, that situation would have panned out much differently i'm sure.

it's good to be a guy.



Why do you think men are such pieces of shit that they would rape any defenseless woman they stumble upon?  Seriously, what is wrong with you and what is wrong with the people you know that you would assume that?


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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: Caine]
    #14008332 - 02/22/11 03:56 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

How does that shop for thing appear?  Just takes a random posting?

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Re: do you ever look back at your life and think... [Re: PreparationH]
    #14008350 - 02/22/11 04:05 PM (13 years, 10 days ago)

I think so... It has a database of stuff that it looks for though. It won't take just anything. For example...

Ranch Dressing
Delicious Bacon
Tomato Bagels

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