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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005679 - 02/22/11 03:01 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

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Cracula said:
why, because i try to anal fist my girlfriends? Are you jealous?




:rofl: No, I think I'll live without your fist in my ass.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005690 - 02/22/11 03:05 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Girl, my fist in your ass is a life changing experience. Don't you want to be successful?


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005692 - 02/22/11 03:05 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

wtf i try to go to sleep and all of a sudden fisting asses going on.. damnit :eek:


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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005703 - 02/22/11 03:08 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Quote:

Cracula said:
Girl, my fist in your ass is a life changing experience. Don't you want to be successful?




I think I'll take my chances :lmafo:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005719 - 02/22/11 03:13 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

You got like a box face. Like that episode of the twilight zone where them dude's brains was on the outside of their heads. I bet you got a wide flat ass too.


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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005729 - 02/22/11 03:17 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Haha, it's pretty pitiful that you have to resort to insults when you get rejected.


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InvisibleNemo_Hoes
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005733 - 02/22/11 03:18 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

I'm pretty sure you;d let me anal fist you, so I don't consider it rection, I find it pitiful that you're so ugly. You look like lady donkey kong.


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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005742 - 02/22/11 03:20 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

Nah, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't. My ass is for things to exit out of, not be shoved back in.


Anyway, Donkey Kong is the tits. You fail. I'm going to bed now.


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InvisibleNemo_Hoes
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14005750 - 02/22/11 03:22 AM (13 years, 12 days ago)

You can't say I fail cos "donkey kong is the tits" cos bitch you still look like a gorrilla. And you have had stuff in your butt before, quit lying.


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Offlinemongo lloyd
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14005901 - 02/22/11 04:50 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Now this is funny :lol:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14006165 - 02/22/11 07:28 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Another Update.

She woke up at about 6 am and gave me the most wonderful "Thank you so much" look. I made her back bacon and eggs, and talked to her about the therapy idea so we could try to make our relationship work.

she seemed very receptive to it. I'm pretty optimistic. She left about 30 minutes ago to get ready for college classes.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: mongo lloyd]
    #14006207 - 02/22/11 07:45 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

JGR, WTF was that! LOL  C-C-Combo BREAKER!, LMAO  good shit bud!


Cracula, post some pics of your country ass for all to see and judge...

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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: shLong]
    #14006232 - 02/22/11 08:00 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

lol this thread is a good read. But don't worry it'l end up shiat in the end. just hope she doesn't make you feel like you've been the bad guy then.

Good Luck


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: virus1824]
    #14006255 - 02/22/11 08:09 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Thanks. I hope it turns out decent, at least.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nemo_Hoes]
    #14006604 - 02/22/11 10:12 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

you should've listened to anyone, but now you're chin deep in a pile of crap.
even this was better than the way you were dealing it.

Quote:

Cracula said:
You should suffocate her with like a pillow or some shit. Or just jump up real fast so her head jerks and she wakes up and just start yelling at her like YOU FUCKING SLUT GET THE FUCK OFF MY COUCH YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. And throw the remote control or something at the wall so it breaks and she knows you are serious.




just kidding. still dont want to be in your position  :dead:


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14006955 - 02/22/11 11:46 AM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

JesusGoneRogue said:
Quote:

Cracula said:
Yeah unless he gets boners when girls cry I don't get the point. Crazy bitches suck, I've been almost killed by a couple.



i get boners when girls cry:shrug:





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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: shLong]
    #14007389 - 02/22/11 01:05 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Quote:

shLong said:
JGR, WTF was that! LOL  C-C-Combo BREAKER!, LMAO  good shit bud!


Cracula, post some pics of your country ass for all to see and judge...



:billymaythumbup:

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InvisibleBallerium
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: JesusGoneRogue]
    #14007403 - 02/22/11 01:08 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

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Nordique said:
Another Update.

She woke up at about 6 am and gave me the most wonderful "Thank you so much" look. I made her back bacon and eggs, and talked to her about the therapy idea so we could try to make our relationship work.

she seemed very receptive to it. I'm pretty optimistic. She left about 30 minutes ago to get ready for college classes.




Awesome :heart:

Hope everything goes well for you guys.

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JesusGoneRogue said:
Quote:

shLong said:
JGR, WTF was that! LOL  C-C-Combo BREAKER!, LMAO  good shit bud!


Cracula, post some pics of your country ass for all to see and judge...



:billymaythumbup:




I think I would be scarred for life if I had to see pics of Cracula's ass :nonono:


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OfflineNordique
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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Ballerium]
    #14007751 - 02/22/11 02:07 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

Thanks for the well wishing.

After her classes she came back over to my house and has been asleep in my bed ever since. I feel some weird vibes from that alone.


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Re: my Girlfriend and I just broke up. [Re: Nordique]
    #14007771 - 02/22/11 02:09 PM (13 years, 11 days ago)

You're feeling weird vibes from her sleeping in your bed? :confused:

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